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wallbie
@wallbie.bsky.social
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MDNI, Mostly NSFW, Religion=Cult Nerd, perv, swinger, pleasure dom. I make created wrestlers, record parody songs, and do other things here and there. I'm just here to have fun. "Art is resistance" -NIN
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I'm not leaving, but I'm changing my picture and keeping the banner with my "fuck nazis" t-shirt when I met Larry Flynt. My goal is to make nazis feel uncomfortable in a place they call home. They're locked in there with me.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if you see an ICE vehicle and you have a mini can of WD-40 in your pocket, you can spray the brake rotors while they're busy kidnapping people.
Yeshua was a "superhero" retcon complete with an updated rogues gallery. People likely weren't buying into it and they had to make some changes. I could effectively argue Spider-Man's existence by using a copy of Amazing Fantasy just as a christian can argue their god is real by using the bible.
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If you're in church singing songs about Jesus this morning, try to remember the people who killed him were basically ICE, and that Jesus was super woke.

*if he actually existed
Every religion is a cult. Every god is a puppet created by humanity.
Funny how I was making a different version of Clock King on WWE 2K24 last night before going to bed.
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Do they think if they start a fresh war, we will stop trying to crack open the Epstein files?
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It's really more of a partition.
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
Slime theme toys are a big hit with kids again.
Everyone knows criminal stooges thrive on grapefruit juice.
They're just borrowing them. They'll bring them right back.
After easily getting caught on foot, Riddler decided to invest in a motorcycle.
You paid postage just to mail those two sentences?
Be your own
Personal
Jesus
Oh, I've had conversations with co-workers about this.
Dude, yatchs and mansions don't buy themselves.
I thought it takes longer.
I wish Pete Hegseth WOULD go up against the Hulk. It would be worth it just to see a nazi shit his pants.
Just have the post office take your passport photo. Any place that says they do it apparently doesn't do it right. At least that's what my post master said.
I'll be honest; I thought those were boobs at first.
I used the cheat code to get to him. I might've landed one punch, but that's it.