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Divining Rod of Insanity
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1 leaf pile all the way!! Voracious reader, exuberant gardener, underachieving musician Awesome cook unless you’re an a$$, then it tastes kinda funny 🥸
#Insomnia #Bipolar #CPTSD #Gastroparesis #CRPS https://youtube.com/@c8tlindianne?si=OMFU6W99PWcYHhp-
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I have “We’re Not Gonna Make It,” by The Presidents of the United States of America stuck in my head.

A little too on the nose for my comfort 🥴😵‍💫😱
Man. The difference between my left and right handwriting is normal vs psychotic. I just wrote the word “sour cream” with my left hand and it looks like a threat 🙁
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Shirts, hats and bumper stickers too. Just those three words. 😆😆😆😆😆
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ok lawyers, hear me out. I have to go back a little bit, but I’d like to pitch you a commercial idea:

“Have you been charged with throwing a shoe? Did you maybe opt for a subway sandwich? Call us. We’re a big step to getting you out of this pickle!”
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Can we at least stop saying, “Epstein died by su!cide while in jail,” and say the more accurate, “Epstein was mysteriously left w/a belt while on ‘su!cide watch’ w/at least 3mins (or however many) scrubbed from the surveillance camera just before being ‘found?’”

Just for the sake of accuracy…
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So to be clear:

Does California still get to keep their new seats for the midterms?

Just wanna make sure I understand this so I laugh correctly…😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Woke up feeling drunk. Kinda weird since I don’t drink.

I also accidentally found:

“Cocaine Shark,” and “Meth Alligator”

so if you need me…
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What’s ur favorite shark movie&Y?

Mine’s “Deep Blue Sea” bc it’s kinda like the Jurassic Park of large uncontrollable creatures & the hubris2think they can…N the middle of the ocean w/creatures that R still N Xistence…what could possibly go wrong?
I also like Samuel L Jackson’s N it& who survives 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣😂
Nah. Completely different. One is a hollowed out, brainless puppet with someone else's hand up its ass. The other picture is a delightful creation by Jim Henson.
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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If you’re going to go this route might as well: Sinemator FetterManchin.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
For friends who might’ve been wondering. I’m back from hospital.

The regular kind….
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Republicans think gophers and other four-legged rodents vote.
Eventually, they’ll figure out population density. 🤡
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
@loudthorpe.bsky.social reading your banner, I must say: according to 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade career days you cannot be: A hermit; a Zamboni; or a drug dog 😞
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dear New Friends,
Welcome 🤗
I apologize for the “unhinged” skeets, but you’ve caught me on a day where I’ve had to activate my “Bail Tree.” for familial reasons.

I wish I could say my skeets’ll B NE less crazy tomorrow, but they won’t. @< I won’t be so mad & they’ll probably make u laugh a little🤞
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Husband aftr I lost my sh!t last night, final straw, b!tch is going down, I’ll Njoy evry fvcking second & bring the good 🍿

H: “You sound absolutely psychotic!”

Me: “Well, Honey, they don’t give you 6 trips to the psychward because you’re so GD stable they wanna to give you a participation trophy”
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@loeb-ottomi.bsky.social if I remember correctly he wanted2bomb Mexico during his 1st administration but Gen Milley stood N the way; same as when he wanted2call martial law2stop the 2020 elections, Milley blocked him.

I can’t imagine why he fired Milley right off & put a drunk suck ass N his place🤔
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m not allowed to take anymore sedatives…Thought for sure Sneaker Pimps, Poe, & Portishead would calm me.

I guess I’m gonna have to dress like a bear and loiter around the vets’ office…
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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They also said the kremlin ballroom would have no effect on the east wing.
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Ngl, I’ve never been a big fan of the FDA, but I most DEFINITELY trust and prefer them over a worm brained knob-licker and his fortune telling cootie catcher any day…
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Posted this2Ted Cruz bc of his rant:

Dude Ur pot calling kettle. Ur by far supporting a Hitler so quit ur pretending & performative behavior & try reading actual books abt WW2, how Hitler rose2power & the d0uche bags who helped him…”following orders” is no excuse There was even a trial about it..
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Imagine that…I wonder why this isn’t getting more coverage /s 😑🙄🤦‍♀️ 1/2 newrepublic.com/maz/post/202... www
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admitted Wednesday that he doesn’t have “sufficient” evidence that pregnant people’s use of Tylenol can cause autism in their children.
newrepublic.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I know some’o’y’all’ll get this, but:

🎶One for the fürher, one for the pope, it’s the enivitable return of the great white dope…🎶
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I would like the Republicans to release both the Epstein files, AND that “better health plan” than the ACA they’ve supposedly’ve had since 2012…
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I guess I’ve gotta quit telling her she doesn’t own the world…😂
She could teach some folks about the shape, too. 😆🤓🧐
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I have a weird question:

Is 40ish too old to go to school for music/opera?

Is there an age limit for going into opera?
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM