Great Value-brand Joe Diffie
@wafflehouse.bsky.social
34. Detroit. pansexual poly open stoner sub. life’s short. do what (and who) feels good.
I’d be such a harlot if I had just a little more self confidence
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’d be such a harlot if I had just a little more self confidence
im like half baked and half hard and VERY horny rn tbh
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
im like half baked and half hard and VERY horny rn tbh
I was always really confused about the explosion of really random community notes on twitter posts until I found out that having a community note on a post makes it ineligible for monetization and then I just got even more depressed
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I was always really confused about the explosion of really random community notes on twitter posts until I found out that having a community note on a post makes it ineligible for monetization and then I just got even more depressed
also new profile pic heyyyy
August 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
also new profile pic heyyyy
If you’re wondering, I’m built like this 😈😈😈
August 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you’re wondering, I’m built like this 😈😈😈
Oh my god, YouTube premium is so worth it
Was watching a video on YT when the creator did a sponsored post skit, and I went to nudge my controller to scrub to the end of the ad
And YT Premium automatically “skipped you (me) to commonly skipped-to location” instead of me scrubbing through manually
Was watching a video on YT when the creator did a sponsored post skit, and I went to nudge my controller to scrub to the end of the ad
And YT Premium automatically “skipped you (me) to commonly skipped-to location” instead of me scrubbing through manually
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oh my god, YouTube premium is so worth it
Was watching a video on YT when the creator did a sponsored post skit, and I went to nudge my controller to scrub to the end of the ad
And YT Premium automatically “skipped you (me) to commonly skipped-to location” instead of me scrubbing through manually
Was watching a video on YT when the creator did a sponsored post skit, and I went to nudge my controller to scrub to the end of the ad
And YT Premium automatically “skipped you (me) to commonly skipped-to location” instead of me scrubbing through manually
Life’s too short to not fuck your friends
That being said
👀👀👀
That being said
👀👀👀
July 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Life’s too short to not fuck your friends
That being said
👀👀👀
That being said
👀👀👀
I feel like one of the violinists on the titanic, leaning against the railing smoking a cigarette while the boat is actively sinking
lord I’m tired tonight
lord I’m tired tonight
July 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I feel like one of the violinists on the titanic, leaning against the railing smoking a cigarette while the boat is actively sinking
lord I’m tired tonight
lord I’m tired tonight
So I made an AD account on here for myself (and no, you can’t)
And despite being two separate accounts shared on this device, going thru normal account setup for the new account appears to have semi-reset my algorithm on this account
And I hate it lol. I gotta teach it so much
And despite being two separate accounts shared on this device, going thru normal account setup for the new account appears to have semi-reset my algorithm on this account
And I hate it lol. I gotta teach it so much
July 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So I made an AD account on here for myself (and no, you can’t)
And despite being two separate accounts shared on this device, going thru normal account setup for the new account appears to have semi-reset my algorithm on this account
And I hate it lol. I gotta teach it so much
And despite being two separate accounts shared on this device, going thru normal account setup for the new account appears to have semi-reset my algorithm on this account
And I hate it lol. I gotta teach it so much
If you’re wondering how many 🍃hits🍃 it takes to take away the sting of some disappointing (but not altogether surprising) news,
It’s three.
Three hits.
Ah. Ah. Ahhhhh. 🧛♂️
It’s three.
Three hits.
Ah. Ah. Ahhhhh. 🧛♂️
July 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you’re wondering how many 🍃hits🍃 it takes to take away the sting of some disappointing (but not altogether surprising) news,
It’s three.
Three hits.
Ah. Ah. Ahhhhh. 🧛♂️
It’s three.
Three hits.
Ah. Ah. Ahhhhh. 🧛♂️
A firm haver of the opinion that I’d legitimately be halfway dangerous if I could actually focus my brainwaves and abilities
But alas, god had to nerf me so he wouldn’t have to do paperwork
But alas, god had to nerf me so he wouldn’t have to do paperwork
June 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A firm haver of the opinion that I’d legitimately be halfway dangerous if I could actually focus my brainwaves and abilities
But alas, god had to nerf me so he wouldn’t have to do paperwork
But alas, god had to nerf me so he wouldn’t have to do paperwork
aw fuck
that’s the sun
I stayed up gooning too late 😵💫😵💫😵💫
that’s the sun
I stayed up gooning too late 😵💫😵💫😵💫
June 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
aw fuck
that’s the sun
I stayed up gooning too late 😵💫😵💫😵💫
that’s the sun
I stayed up gooning too late 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Now im falling asleep
And shes calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they're goin' to bed
and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
but she’s touching his
Chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just cant look, it's killing me
And taking control
And shes calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they're goin' to bed
and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
but she’s touching his
Chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just cant look, it's killing me
And taking control
He spit in my mouth
😜
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
like he's saying a prayer
👋
\😩
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
But now I'm crying on the phone
😭📱
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
Swearing nothing's wrong
👋
\ 🫤
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
😜
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
like he's saying a prayer
👋
\😩
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
But now I'm crying on the phone
😭📱
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
Swearing nothing's wrong
👋
\ 🫤
|| \_
_/¯ ¯\_
June 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Now im falling asleep
And shes calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they're goin' to bed
and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
but she’s touching his
Chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just cant look, it's killing me
And taking control
And shes calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they're goin' to bed
and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
but she’s touching his
Chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just cant look, it's killing me
And taking control
damnit discord you fuckin tattletale
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
damnit discord you fuckin tattletale
Honestly I always used to give gooning a lotta shit. Like. I never understood how someone could be that brainwashed and robotic and cartoonish
That being said, having smoked and edged for like five hours last night with my slick cock in my hand…..I kinda get it now. lol
That being said, having smoked and edged for like five hours last night with my slick cock in my hand…..I kinda get it now. lol
June 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Honestly I always used to give gooning a lotta shit. Like. I never understood how someone could be that brainwashed and robotic and cartoonish
That being said, having smoked and edged for like five hours last night with my slick cock in my hand…..I kinda get it now. lol
That being said, having smoked and edged for like five hours last night with my slick cock in my hand…..I kinda get it now. lol
‘mere and cuddle (and smoke? 🥺)
June 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
‘mere and cuddle (and smoke? 🥺)
idk, is this something yall like
June 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
idk, is this something yall like
this song goes way too hard in my little corolla than it has any right to #dixondallas
June 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
this song goes way too hard in my little corolla than it has any right to #dixondallas
Reposted by Great Value-brand Joe Diffie
My Friday just got so much better. Absolutely obsessed with this new wild side set from @xdress.bsky.social
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June 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My Friday just got so much better. Absolutely obsessed with this new wild side set from @xdress.bsky.social
Get yours now and save 10% by using code ERIK
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He refused to move. sighhhhh
June 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
He refused to move. sighhhhh
I know it’s still copaganda and all but the Reno 911!: Miami movie (2007) is a fountain of cinematic masterpieceness and deserves all the awards
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I know it’s still copaganda and all but the Reno 911!: Miami movie (2007) is a fountain of cinematic masterpieceness and deserves all the awards
gotta do my animal crossing chores 🫣
June 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
gotta do my animal crossing chores 🫣
tell me why I’m a pansexual pothead but there’s still dishes in the sink I’ve been avoiding 🫣
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
tell me why I’m a pansexual pothead but there’s still dishes in the sink I’ve been avoiding 🫣
recovering from new tattoo + simultaneous sunburn by ordering w**d online and gooning to murrsuit stuff at one in the afternoon #staywinning
June 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
recovering from new tattoo + simultaneous sunburn by ordering w**d online and gooning to murrsuit stuff at one in the afternoon #staywinning