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Great Value-brand Joe Diffie
@wafflehouse.bsky.social
34. Detroit. pansexual poly open stoner sub. life’s short. do what (and who) feels good.
I’d be such a harlot if I had just a little more self confidence
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
im like half baked and half hard and VERY horny rn tbh
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I was always really confused about the explosion of really random community notes on twitter posts until I found out that having a community note on a post makes it ineligible for monetization and then I just got even more depressed
August 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
also new profile pic heyyyy
August 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you’re wondering, I’m built like this 😈😈😈
August 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh my god, YouTube premium is so worth it

Was watching a video on YT when the creator did a sponsored post skit, and I went to nudge my controller to scrub to the end of the ad

And YT Premium automatically “skipped you (me) to commonly skipped-to location” instead of me scrubbing through manually
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Life’s too short to not fuck your friends

That being said

👀👀👀
July 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I feel like one of the violinists on the titanic, leaning against the railing smoking a cigarette while the boat is actively sinking

lord I’m tired tonight
July 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
So I made an AD account on here for myself (and no, you can’t)

And despite being two separate accounts shared on this device, going thru normal account setup for the new account appears to have semi-reset my algorithm on this account

And I hate it lol. I gotta teach it so much
July 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you’re wondering how many 🍃hits🍃 it takes to take away the sting of some disappointing (but not altogether surprising) news,

It’s three.

Three hits.

Ah. Ah. Ahhhhh. 🧛‍♂️
July 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A firm haver of the opinion that I’d legitimately be halfway dangerous if I could actually focus my brainwaves and abilities

But alas, god had to nerf me so he wouldn’t have to do paperwork
June 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
aw fuck

that’s the sun

I stayed up gooning too late 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
June 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Now im falling asleep
And shes calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
Now they're goin' to bed
and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
but she’s touching his

Chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just cant look, it's killing me
And taking control
He spit in my mouth
😜
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like he's saying a prayer
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But now I'm crying on the phone
😭📱
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Swearing nothing's wrong
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June 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
damnit discord you fuckin tattletale
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Honestly I always used to give gooning a lotta shit. Like. I never understood how someone could be that brainwashed and robotic and cartoonish

That being said, having smoked and edged for like five hours last night with my slick cock in my hand…..I kinda get it now. lol
June 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
‘mere and cuddle (and smoke? 🥺)
June 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
idk, is this something yall like
June 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this song goes way too hard in my little corolla than it has any right to #dixondallas
June 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Great Value-brand Joe Diffie
My Friday just got so much better. Absolutely obsessed with this new wild side set from @xdress.bsky.social
Get yours now and save 10% by using code ERIK
June 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He refused to move. sighhhhh
June 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I know it’s still copaganda and all but the Reno 911!: Miami movie (2007) is a fountain of cinematic masterpieceness and deserves all the awards
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
gotta do my animal crossing chores 🫣
June 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
tell me why I’m a pansexual pothead but there’s still dishes in the sink I’ve been avoiding 🫣
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
recovering from new tattoo + simultaneous sunburn by ordering w**d online and gooning to murrsuit stuff at one in the afternoon #staywinning
June 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM