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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 3h

world class hacker, bisexual, extremely hostile towards people, got abused by a caretaker person and most of all the fact her tits are tiny is emphasised like a million times. he must've done it on purpose

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 3h

what possessed this stieg larsson guy to write the most trans cis woman ever

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 3h

i think you did pretty good with impact labubus that's a great visual

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 3h

dollification (getting turned into a labubu)

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 4h

yea okay fair enough that makes sense

wikipedia text:
Sideburns, sideboards, or side whiskers are facial hair grown on the sides of the face, extending from the hairline to run parallel to or beyond the ears. The term sideburns is a 19th-century corruption of the original burnsides, named after American Civil War general Ambrose Burnside, a man known for his unusual facial hairstyle that connected thick sideburns by way of a moustache, but left the chin clean-shaven.

a picture of ambros burnside. he does have the beard described in image one but that description does not convey how ludicrously big his sideburns are. they have like more volume than his head

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 4h

wtf do you mean sideburns are named after some guy named burnside. what are you talking about

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 4h

when i asked today why i got the answer well you both have blonde hair which is untrue the other girl has got washed out pink hair but like we both look dykey so i guess that's the same thing

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 4h

a thing that's happened to me like three times now is i've met someone who like vaguely knows me somewhere and they go oh it's you i thought you were (cis woman who looks and sounds nothing like me but is tall, actually taller than me)

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · Sep 21

baseball announcer, being asked what the name of the frilly garment primarily worn by ballerinas just as the at bat is at two balls one strike and a pitch is hit foul and out of play:

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 5h

fishmans voice baaa ba ba ba ba ba ba

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 5h

quick search says smoking mold might make you throw up but no long term health risks unless you have a mold allergy. so i'd say go for it

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gwen @goeriller.bsky.social · 6h

extremely sad dnd session today

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 1d

Ancient Summerians

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 7h

we have an oomf called nabi

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 8h

oomf

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 11h

sorry to like half my mutuals but you gotta pack it up

Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 1d

okay grandpa, let's get you to bed

To understand this problem, first, you have to understand the demographics of Star Trek viewers. Trekkies are and always have been men. Women are not usually interested in science fiction, but that’s doubly true of Star Trek in particular.

I hear you, random guy who once knew some lady who watched every Voyager episode. I see you on Instagram, attractive girl cosplaying in Starfleet miniskirts. Unfortunately, you very cool Trek-girls are the exception, not the rule.

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 12h

i mean du schummelst auch mit der unglaublich hotten silbernen strähne das ist easy mode der rest von uns haben es nicht so leicht

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

also my face just looks way different than it did two and a half years ago so idk if it even works anymore this was a different guy

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

honestly ich hab bock auf naturhaarfarbe eig

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

this haircut was kinda really goated but do i wanna go that short again. do i

me in my old room with shorter hair, parted in the middle, looking a bit more boyish than i do now

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

i don't knowwww what to do with my haaaaair

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

yes :)

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

gay

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Viktoria, fair maiden @viktoriaidk.bsky.social · 16h

why is it a vet and not a dogtor

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toukie @vyliadreams.bsky.social · 13h

das wird der am wenigsten profitable esc jemals und die wissen das die dinger zahlen normalerweise zwanzig mal für sich selber aber dieses mal halt nicht lol

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