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Earth wants their monsters.

Here they come.


NOAH HAWLEY'S ALIEN: EARTH IS NOW STREAMING
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I saw legions of thousands of worlds warring for my name... and that name was Kang.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
pluribus s01e06 will start with: Hello, Carol. We are colonizing the Moon. Would you like to come with us?
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
acho q finalmente entendi pq marxistas ortodoxos sao contra a prostituicao
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
velho
rindo por 27 anos e três meses com a lista de livros que os golpistas precisam ler para reduzir a pena

g1.globo.com/df/distrito-...
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
nao gosta de plur1bus: voce é anti-etico, voce é imoral, voce é contra o comunismo. basicamente um nazista
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
(criado com gpt5)
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
a letra X NÃO pertence aos fascistas caralho. X é exclusivamente do 2019's marvel comics' x-men's excalibur's [A], previously Apocalypse, que define a letra como o simbolo e circuito magicko mais poderoso existente, composto de 4 mutahtes postos diagonalmente, estabelecendo assim a magia mutahte
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
pluribus é o futebol cult. ask me anything
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
is d4ds0n okay when a teenager impregnates someone at 14 and then like yk 34/20 or 44/30
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
mais uma vez o kardecismo ARRUINANDO minha vida.....
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
*finishes pluribus* where was it?!?! where was the pluribus?
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
i do not think pluribus would want me to join them. i think pluribus would want to join *me*
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
o chatgpt me incentivando a usar adesivo E fumar kkkkkkk
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
eu nao sei viver sem cigarro...
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
quem eram vcs na adolescencia?
eu
10 anos: deus se vc esta ai pode me matar pfv?
11 anos: god is dead
12: ?
13: o livro sapiens
14: mudei minha identidade wholly pra me adaptar e sobreviver á cultura burguesa (da minha escola particular)
15: primeiro surto psicotico
16: god is dead and *i* killed im
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
X-Files' donald trump: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS ON COLLUTE WITH ALIENS, CONSPIRING TO CREATE A HUMAN-ALIEN HYBRID THAT WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY FOR THE GLORY OF THE INTERGALACTIC CORPORATION

Family Guy's donald trump: eric may or may be not b blowing soap bubbles in the white house's yard
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just watched pluribus s01e06 (obvious lie)... woke is so fucking back yall
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
nietzsche and grimes really pose the question "what if god is dead?" BUT plur1bus and futurama and alien REALLY poses the question "what if god is alive AND he is an alien?". ask me anything
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
land but its like: Microsoft collapses. Alphabet thrives. OpenAI armsrace each other into space. etc. yk just like actually predicting the future like ur a time traveler instead of redefining the past
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
foda q a gente nao tem um movimento anti-ai mt concreto ner... tipo, sao formados de uns 50% dos esquerdistas sem base cientifica ou/e teorica só com opinoes classistas tipo "ta mas e o TRABALHO DOS ARTISTAS???" sem nem falar do impacto ambiental q ficou la em 2023 com o nft
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
btw, o celular da minha mae é tipo: mulheres peladas sambando online google pesquisar
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
minha mae: eu nao sei se voce é gay, travesti, bicha, homem.. desisti de entender
eu: sou um homem que gosta de homens
minha mae: EU QUERIA NUNCA TER NASCIDO DEPOIS DE OUVIR ISSO
eu:
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
everyone on earth's mightiest heroes is ace. ask me anything
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM