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Von Neely
@vonneely.bsky.social
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I was born and then things went downhill from there. I talk about different things to avoid becoming boring. I'm an old guy who loves new stuff. Science & technology intrigue me. I enjoy strategy games and it shapes how I view problems.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 31m
Perchance.org is, like, at least 50% porn generators.

Just don't ask how I know that 😶‍🌫️
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 34m
If you understand just how much money crypto spent on the last election, you'll understand why the government is throwing away billions on Argentina after they wrecked their economy with crypto.

They have to preserve the illusion to keep the suckers buying in.

youtu.be/kpZvC_5leDY?...
Crypto Bought The 2024 Election!
YouTube video by Patrick Boyle
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 37m
I have a GitHub LLM and a ComfyUI image generator on my PC.

Are they going to come and confiscate our desktops?
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 50m
Every time his name gets mentioned his sentence is getting reduced.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 54m
In the 1940s it would have been a firing squad kind of offense.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 2h
Oh wow... so they're finally doing the thing that a thousand other people already did, eh?
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 2h
Alternating stripes!
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 2h
Remember back when Congress decided the budget?
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 2h
Imagine failing so hard that even the AP can't help but mock you. 🤣
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 2h
Only in America could a student at an Ivy League college costing x3 the median income just in itself, paid for entirely by their parents, have the chutzpah to claim to be "oppressed by the system."

Bitch, you ARE the system.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 19h
#fallout

If we can accept CGI Princess Leia and Grand Moff Tarkin, then we might as well have René Auberjonois play Mr.House in Fallout.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 19h
Sad but true.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 21h
Is this the same Reddit that uses bots for moderators?
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 21h
*picturing T-Rex tiny arms*

*trying to picture even tinier arms*

*does not compute*
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 21h
LOL when Faux News says someone is too much of a fascist...
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 21h
8 days at best
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 21h
Little did they know it was the secret entrance to the secret Enclave base.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 22h
Watching lots of Columbo reruns.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 23h
Yep. If the entire bottom 50% stopped buying literally anything, it would only hurt profits by 10%.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 23h
Let's list Gomez:

Snappy dresser
Rich but never stingy
Great dancer
Energetic & optimistic
Funny
Well read
Loves his entire family
Three kids later and still treats his wife like it's their honeymoon

Let's face it - Gomez Addams is the perfect man.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 1d
You forgot Gomez Addams.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 1d
How was it ever legal in the first place? Florida doesn't even allow that and they're practically a slave state.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 1d
I've had over 20 updates since Microsoft said they were no longer doing updates.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 1d
Self-defense is a legal idea that predates our country.
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Von Neely @vonneely.bsky.social · 1d