"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
@volitate.bsky.social
『We fought hard not to die yet we don't know how to live.』|| She/Her | [RP][Icon by [email protected]]
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I just remembered one time where I was comparing near-death stories with another adventurer, and I'd just gotten through like, a fifth of my tragic backstory bullshit, and she just looked me dead in the eye and said "Oi! You're really a fuckin' cockroach motherfucker ain't you?!"
I still laugh.
I still laugh.
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It’s a fitting punishment for a monster. To want something so much—to hold it in your arms—and know beyond a doubt you will never deserve it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s a fitting punishment for a monster. To want something so much—to hold it in your arms—and know beyond a doubt you will never deserve it.
Hey. Hey. What the fuck. Hey. Hey. I'm tryin' to get to bed here! Don't you think it's a little rude to break down my metaphorical door and shoot me with a metaphorical chaingun?
It’s a fitting punishment for a monster. To want something so much—to hold it in your arms—and know beyond a doubt you will never deserve it.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hey. Hey. What the fuck. Hey. Hey. I'm tryin' to get to bed here! Don't you think it's a little rude to break down my metaphorical door and shoot me with a metaphorical chaingun?
I really just got told "Clive, what you're feeling right now isn't 'the crafting fugue' it's dehydration from spending too long crafting without drinking anything."
To that I say: I have an infinite water canteen do you REALLY think I'm not keeping hydrated while I lose 48+ hours? Really?
To that I say: I have an infinite water canteen do you REALLY think I'm not keeping hydrated while I lose 48+ hours? Really?
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I really just got told "Clive, what you're feeling right now isn't 'the crafting fugue' it's dehydration from spending too long crafting without drinking anything."
To that I say: I have an infinite water canteen do you REALLY think I'm not keeping hydrated while I lose 48+ hours? Really?
To that I say: I have an infinite water canteen do you REALLY think I'm not keeping hydrated while I lose 48+ hours? Really?
@rosemagus.bsky.social ((I know we're strangers, but I just wanted to say I'm glad to see you on the feed again.
/Goes back into "migraine baby jail" before I can be too OOC all over the feed.))
/Goes back into "migraine baby jail" before I can be too OOC all over the feed.))
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
@rosemagus.bsky.social ((I know we're strangers, but I just wanted to say I'm glad to see you on the feed again.
/Goes back into "migraine baby jail" before I can be too OOC all over the feed.))
/Goes back into "migraine baby jail" before I can be too OOC all over the feed.))
((Learning that most of the "mistletoe" images are actually the Holly plant has ruined me because every time I see it I want to go full "HEY SO COOL FACT! THAT'S NOT MISTLETOE!" but my social awareness has me realising "That may not be appreciated! They may think you're mocking them!" and++
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
((Learning that most of the "mistletoe" images are actually the Holly plant has ruined me because every time I see it I want to go full "HEY SO COOL FACT! THAT'S NOT MISTLETOE!" but my social awareness has me realising "That may not be appreciated! They may think you're mocking them!" and++
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sometimes i can't tell if my body belongs to me.
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
sometimes i can't tell if my body belongs to me.
It can be!
Thankfully it's like real and proper tatami so it's not *as* flammable as it might otherwise be, but it's still custom made because my room isn't any standard size.
Anyway I need to stop using an open flame in my room so commonly! But also crafters gonna craft, you know?
Thankfully it's like real and proper tatami so it's not *as* flammable as it might otherwise be, but it's still custom made because my room isn't any standard size.
Anyway I need to stop using an open flame in my room so commonly! But also crafters gonna craft, you know?
Oh my, that must be tough.
You would definitely need safety gear either way, especially if your room is full of flammable objects.
You would definitely need safety gear either way, especially if your room is full of flammable objects.
Sometimes I'll be working on something in my room and be hit with the realisation "I should probably be wearing safety gear right now".
Then I realise "I should probably be doing this in a workshop, actually" because my room IS full of flammable objects. Including tatami mat floors...
Then I realise "I should probably be doing this in a workshop, actually" because my room IS full of flammable objects. Including tatami mat floors...
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It can be!
Thankfully it's like real and proper tatami so it's not *as* flammable as it might otherwise be, but it's still custom made because my room isn't any standard size.
Anyway I need to stop using an open flame in my room so commonly! But also crafters gonna craft, you know?
Thankfully it's like real and proper tatami so it's not *as* flammable as it might otherwise be, but it's still custom made because my room isn't any standard size.
Anyway I need to stop using an open flame in my room so commonly! But also crafters gonna craft, you know?
Sometimes I'll be working on something in my room and be hit with the realisation "I should probably be wearing safety gear right now".
Then I realise "I should probably be doing this in a workshop, actually" because my room IS full of flammable objects. Including tatami mat floors...
Then I realise "I should probably be doing this in a workshop, actually" because my room IS full of flammable objects. Including tatami mat floors...
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sometimes I'll be working on something in my room and be hit with the realisation "I should probably be wearing safety gear right now".
Then I realise "I should probably be doing this in a workshop, actually" because my room IS full of flammable objects. Including tatami mat floors...
Then I realise "I should probably be doing this in a workshop, actually" because my room IS full of flammable objects. Including tatami mat floors...
Pottery.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Pottery.
Overheard:
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Overheard:
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
"Hey so. Can you do me a favour? Can you just like... Tap your head for me? Because I need to find out if it echoes because *what you just said is the most brain-missing thing I've heard in my life.*"
Reposted by "Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
//I interpret everyone's ideas about the exact nature of the Multiverse as ALL being valid in some kind of weird paradoxical meta-cosmic way.
That way, YOUR idea of the multiverse/travel between universes/etc. is valid for YOU, but nobody has to use anyone ELSE's lore unless both parties want to.
That way, YOUR idea of the multiverse/travel between universes/etc. is valid for YOU, but nobody has to use anyone ELSE's lore unless both parties want to.
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
//I interpret everyone's ideas about the exact nature of the Multiverse as ALL being valid in some kind of weird paradoxical meta-cosmic way.
That way, YOUR idea of the multiverse/travel between universes/etc. is valid for YOU, but nobody has to use anyone ELSE's lore unless both parties want to.
That way, YOUR idea of the multiverse/travel between universes/etc. is valid for YOU, but nobody has to use anyone ELSE's lore unless both parties want to.
Anyway. If you see someone who is consistently remarking upon how for all their bravado they are actually insecure, maybe the best thing to say to them when they're trying to console you after a breakup is NOT "You don't get it! You're like, a psychopath or something! You don't need love!"
Whenever someone says something shitty and goes "That's just not who I am!" I am instantly all, Okay, Betty, who was it then? Who are you saying possessed you and made you treat another person like that? Or was it you and you just don't wanna look at that and reflect?
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Anyway. If you see someone who is consistently remarking upon how for all their bravado they are actually insecure, maybe the best thing to say to them when they're trying to console you after a breakup is NOT "You don't get it! You're like, a psychopath or something! You don't need love!"
I was with you there up until the last line. Almost had me there, buddy!
my father taught me to depend on nobody but myself. he taught me self-reliance and mistrust. he taught me unforgiving strength. and for that, i thank him.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I was with you there up until the last line. Almost had me there, buddy!
Whenever someone says something shitty and goes "That's just not who I am!" I am instantly all, Okay, Betty, who was it then? Who are you saying possessed you and made you treat another person like that? Or was it you and you just don't wanna look at that and reflect?
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Whenever someone says something shitty and goes "That's just not who I am!" I am instantly all, Okay, Betty, who was it then? Who are you saying possessed you and made you treat another person like that? Or was it you and you just don't wanna look at that and reflect?
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
HURRY UP BETTY!
ANSWER SOON!
Break was supposed to be bread. This is what I get for posting most of my posts out loud, so when I finally type one out personally I don't notice the error. Woe.
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Break was supposed to be bread. This is what I get for posting most of my posts out loud, so when I finally type one out personally I don't notice the error. Woe.
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Today I visited @silvertrainer.bsky.social and this happened:
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
Me: It's funny how milk, eggs, and break can make kalosian toast.
Grey: Same as scrambled eggs and toast!
M: Ehhh?
G: I add milk to the eggs for a little extra calcium.
M: Oh I just add a little of the shell, personally!
G: No You Don't.
You know what?
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You know what?
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
Fuck you.
Puts the contents of your living room on top of your roof while you're out at work.
((Body has decided it's time to go back to sleep, since I just ate and am still sick, but seeing so much scifi RP while scrolling to see if my body would reconsider makes me want even MORE to get @sekaialice.bsky.social up and running ASAP.))
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
((Body has decided it's time to go back to sleep, since I just ate and am still sick, but seeing so much scifi RP while scrolling to see if my body would reconsider makes me want even MORE to get @sekaialice.bsky.social up and running ASAP.))
So. There have been a couple of time when I have been in a position where I needed to weigh a great unkindness to people I like against group survival.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So. There have been a couple of time when I have been in a position where I needed to weigh a great unkindness to people I like against group survival.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
I have always chosen group survival. Willfully. Intentionally. Knowing full well it would turn people against me.
Reposted by "Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
For all the times I talk about baiting people into low-stakes arguments over the dumbest shit, 3 people have managed to bait me into discussions on stuff like "biodiversity" without me realising that was their intent until later.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
For all the times I talk about baiting people into low-stakes arguments over the dumbest shit, 3 people have managed to bait me into discussions on stuff like "biodiversity" without me realising that was their intent until later.
((My body is playing silly games. Last week I was out cause of sleep disorder & "I got double-vaxxed while having a malfunctioning immune system", this week I am sick with what I hope is either a normal cold or a sinus infection. I think the universe is perhaps trying a little too hard to nerf me))
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
((My body is playing silly games. Last week I was out cause of sleep disorder & "I got double-vaxxed while having a malfunctioning immune system", this week I am sick with what I hope is either a normal cold or a sinus infection. I think the universe is perhaps trying a little too hard to nerf me))
Huh. I just got a commission request for a mega ring... I'm fairly certain I've never even *thought* about those... I bet there's info on how to make one out there *somewhere* right? If the commissioner doesn't mind me taking the time to learn how to make it, I guess I'll take it!
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Huh. I just got a commission request for a mega ring... I'm fairly certain I've never even *thought* about those... I bet there's info on how to make one out there *somewhere* right? If the commissioner doesn't mind me taking the time to learn how to make it, I guess I'll take it!
Probably one of the funniest things about being a shit mage, but having the ability to cast anyway, is doing things manually for years and years in front of someone, and then one day being so Fucking Done that you just use magic.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Probably one of the funniest things about being a shit mage, but having the ability to cast anyway, is doing things manually for years and years in front of someone, and then one day being so Fucking Done that you just use magic.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
It's less trouble to just use a fire spell to light the barbecue, k.
Reposted by "Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
