finn
@vndvm.bsky.social
doing one long exposure therapy experiment on myself | she/they
they should either put the boy ballerinas in pointe shoes or have them do something more different from the girl ballerinas imo
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
they should either put the boy ballerinas in pointe shoes or have them do something more different from the girl ballerinas imo
got invited to a dinner party on thursday that is NOT a potluck, huge W
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
got invited to a dinner party on thursday that is NOT a potluck, huge W
nobody told me they stopped making pennies? I don't even know if I have one
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
nobody told me they stopped making pennies? I don't even know if I have one
I want to eat a hot dog and fries
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I want to eat a hot dog and fries
started getting hives so I took a Benadryl and now I have more hives AND I can't sit up
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
started getting hives so I took a Benadryl and now I have more hives AND I can't sit up
I just watched lion king and tbh now I get why it wasn't my fav as a kid
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just watched lion king and tbh now I get why it wasn't my fav as a kid
the masc shortage is real and it's because they're all in my bed
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the masc shortage is real and it's because they're all in my bed
the queers yearn to wrestle
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the queers yearn to wrestle
I'm developing a reputation as "the one who starts arm wrestling competitions at every queer event"
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm developing a reputation as "the one who starts arm wrestling competitions at every queer event"
yesterday a journalist came to my women's buhurt group to do a piece about us and I told him "idk if I'll ever do a profight, my insurance isn't that good, idk if I can take the concussions" and then he watched me get thrown head first into the ground in 5v5 melee practice
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
yesterday a journalist came to my women's buhurt group to do a piece about us and I told him "idk if I'll ever do a profight, my insurance isn't that good, idk if I can take the concussions" and then he watched me get thrown head first into the ground in 5v5 melee practice
socialist mayor fireworks going off in the neighborhood slay
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
socialist mayor fireworks going off in the neighborhood slay
yesterday a hot girl asked if I wanted to make out and I said "why, are you bored?" someone end me
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
yesterday a hot girl asked if I wanted to make out and I said "why, are you bored?" someone end me
leaving for a doctor's appt and it's dark outside.... so fucked up.......
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
leaving for a doctor's appt and it's dark outside.... so fucked up.......
every time I try to remember how daylight savings works I feel like the dumbest motherfucker alive
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
every time I try to remember how daylight savings works I feel like the dumbest motherfucker alive
today a 26 year old told me I look young for my age. I'm 31
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
today a 26 year old told me I look young for my age. I'm 31
if the hot they/them at the gay bookstore is greeting me with "hey killer" to sell more books....... it's working
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
if the hot they/them at the gay bookstore is greeting me with "hey killer" to sell more books....... it's working
made too many puppy girl jokes I got put on a damn leash and told to BARK u reap what u sow
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
made too many puppy girl jokes I got put on a damn leash and told to BARK u reap what u sow
listening to the new Tame Impala album
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
listening to the new Tame Impala album
I think amoxicillin ruined my gut biome to the point I'm having anxiety flare ups and it's legit so bad that the only way I can find to cope with it is telling myself I'm being haunted and cursed
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think amoxicillin ruined my gut biome to the point I'm having anxiety flare ups and it's legit so bad that the only way I can find to cope with it is telling myself I'm being haunted and cursed
having a girlfriend is 90% carrying a big reusable grocery bag of stuff across town over and over
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
having a girlfriend is 90% carrying a big reusable grocery bag of stuff across town over and over
sometimes my neighbor is in the hallway and she can definitely hear the songs I'm singing about the cat
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
sometimes my neighbor is in the hallway and she can definitely hear the songs I'm singing about the cat
I love paying almost $800/month for insurance and then when I need to use the insurance I have to pay another $75 and then I get to urgent care and they say oh OR you can do it uninsured for $50/month membership and then I have to consider whether to sign up for an urgent care MEMBERSHIP
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I love paying almost $800/month for insurance and then when I need to use the insurance I have to pay another $75 and then I get to urgent care and they say oh OR you can do it uninsured for $50/month membership and then I have to consider whether to sign up for an urgent care MEMBERSHIP
thinking about TRAP (2024) again
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
thinking about TRAP (2024) again
god forbid a they/them catches a piss kink
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
god forbid a they/them catches a piss kink
calling out of work sick tomorrow because I had a really good threesome and work shouldn't be allowed to ruin the vibes
October 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
calling out of work sick tomorrow because I had a really good threesome and work shouldn't be allowed to ruin the vibes