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Vladislav Zharkov

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Cinematic artist, music composer and sound designer. Just a walking hazmat suit. https://vladislavzh.net/

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Oct 11

I'm a cinematic artist, music composer and sound designer. Making animated shorts using Source Filmmaker (Source 2 nowadays) and scoring them since 2012.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 1d

VKDoom, let's go

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 1d

Legit feels like cheating on your wonderful wife with your unhinged ex. Nothing but post-coital regret and emptiness after this hook up.

A screenshot of two app icons sitting next to each other in the task bar: Affinity Photo 2 and Photoshop CS6.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 2d

Midjourney? ChatGPT? Generative fill? Nah, go my Firestorm action I bought on GraphicRiver 10 years ago!

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 2d

I like my Battlefield medics like I like my women: hot and eager to pick me up.

A picture of a soldier running in flames with defibrillators in his hands, because reviving teammates is the number one priority.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 5d

Trillions of dollars spent on fucking up the Start menu, yet regedit is still slow as hell. Microsoft, get your shit together, or get fucked.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 6d

My fellow musicians, I just broke the oath to never update software in the middle of a project. I knew the risks, and yet, I brought instability and chaos into my domain. My plugins, who served me faithfully for centuries, no longer recognize the settings I granted them. I am immensely saddened...

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 6d

Impostors, my beloved.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 8d

It beats pretty much all previous formats, and the only thing that can beat it is AVIF, but that thing is too recent and won't be widely used for at least 5 more years. After all, it took WEBP almost a decade to get widespread support.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 8d

Forced myself to get at least some creative output going, so here's Battlefield-flavored tomfoolery.

A picture of two soldiers, one running with a shotgun, and another sitting uncomfortably yet very tactically on his back. Stylized text in the lower third of the picture says "Spawn on you, 10 XP" parodying a label that appears whenever somebody spawns on you in Battlefield games.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 12d

Men in Black series' intro goes so hard that on YouTube it's the most replayed part in every episode

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 16d

Just for your information, for 55 billion US dollars I could develop absolutely unprecedented alcoholism.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 20d

Deus Ex remaster looks like one of those "HD" mods you'd find on ModDB circa 2006-2008.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 22d

Removed social media apps from my phone. I'm trying to cold turkey my doomscrolling addiction and overall reduce all this crap to a minimum. Hopefully I'll regain my ability to lock the fuck in as well.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 26d

Honestly, this would go hard as a t-shirt

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 26d

Big day today in the world of graphic and web design.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 26d

Every piece of smut now should be a comic, even if it's just two panels, starting with every person involved collectively addressing the viewer and explaining that they all consent to what comes next.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 26d

The sole reason why you all hate WEBP is because you refuse to update your 2010 software. Pretty much all image editors and viewers, and web browsers fully support it nowadays. Shrimple as that.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · 26d

My personal file format tier list.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Sep 9

According to YouTube's restricted mode, all I did was release an album, do a face reveal, compose a soundtrack, drop a silly animated sketch, and then just fucked off into oblivion.

Lead project manager at YouTube probably faints every time somebody says "Fuck" in their presence.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Sep 2

They'll just screen Modern Warfare 2 (2009) walkthrough in theaters.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Aug 28

Users of Microsoft products know every single swear word in existence.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Aug 19

I like strong women.

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Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Aug 19

Activision are so desperate to get me to play Call of Duty this year, they deployed a corpogoth baddie. Sorry, but my Pax Armata engineer wife is the sole owner of my heart.

Vladislav Zharkov @vladislavzh.net · Aug 19

Went back to 2042 and realized just how much BF6 spoiled me. Every single mechanic feels janky, from movement, to gunplay, to UI. Commo rose keeps screwing with my muscle memory, so instead of thanking medics I instantly demand ammo upon revival.