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Dave Hambleton

@virtualham.bsky.social

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My students call me experience … because I’m the best teacher. F*CK CANCER.

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Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · 28d

When my wife was pregnant, she preferred Tylenol Gels because they were rapid release the Epstein files.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · 29d

He says smart people hate him. Guess that explains why he wants to shut down the Department of Education.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 16

As soon as you say chem trails, the discussion, debate, argument, etc. is over. You lost.

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Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 15

Trying to get people who speak ill of Charlie Kirk on an FBI watch list or fired is an interesting approach to honouring your champion of free speech.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 15

I’m new to chess so go easy on me, but is it … Rb6 / Qb4?

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 15

I used to pay for stupidity like a chump but … if you head to Parliament Hill today for the rally … you can get all the free dumb you want. There’s enough for everyone.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 10

Happens to the best of us.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 9

This is a parody account so it better be a joke!

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Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 9

When my boss asks me to complete an anonymous survey on working conditions:

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 8

Imagine someone sharing secrets with a child trafficking pedophile and not having to answer for it. You actually don’t have to imagine. That’s the Republican Party refusing to hold their leader accountable. It’s. A. Cult.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 8

Slightly diminish a book:

Moby-Dink

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 8

I feel terrible for teachers in a 6-7 split classroom right now.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 8

Finally … someone who knows what unpopular really means. 😂

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 7

Can’t spell genocide without ICE.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 6

Thank you.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 6

Just came from my PET scan to determine if I’m cancer-free. I’m confident I’ll soon be putting this whole ordeal behind me.

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Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m sad to hear Regina’s Prairie Dog magazine is folding at the end of the month but I won’t miss losing Teacher of the Year in their Best of Regina reader poll.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 31

Congrats, dude! That’s awesome! Do you mind if I ask how long you’ve been playing?

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 30

You want Republicans to be appropriately outraged? Have you tried changing the logo of school shootings?

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 28

“Alpha” males when they see a rainbow:

a man is walking down a dirt road with sunglasses on .

ALT: a man is walking down a dirt road with sunglasses on .

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Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 27

Saskatchewan is facing a $349,000,000.00 deficit despite the Sask Party’s prediction of a $12,000,000.00 surplus. And they say the NDP is bad at financial math. SMH.

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Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 20

I hope all goes well!

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 16

Everyone is sure Putin has a copy of the Epstein list and that is why Trump so easily bends the knee to him like there isn’t a million other crimes Trump has committed that Putin might have evidence of to blackmail him.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 16

Felony assault? For throwing a sandwich?!?! It’s not like he made the officer eat Subway.

Dave Hambleton @virtualham.bsky.social · Aug 15

That would be incredible.