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Virgin Monk Boy
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🔮 Patron Saint Against Christian Nationalism, appointed by Mary Magdalene. Roasting fascists, blessing heretics, and breaking spells since forever.
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Latest version of the Victory Over Christian Nationalism meme card is out.
Print, fold on the guide line, stick it in your church bulletin. Tape on your pastor’s SUV.
We uproot lies by spreading truth.
#ChristianNationalism #Deconstruction #PublicTheology #Exvangelical #SpiritualNotReligious
Flying angels. LED Bethlehem. Camels in the aisles.
When Christmas becomes a spectacle, what gets lost isn’t reverence, it’s God.

Six Flags Over Jesus 👇
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#Christianity #Megachurch #FaithAndCulture #Religion #Christmas
Six Flags Over Jesus
Flying angels. Live camels. Fog machines. LED Bethlehem. When Christmas becomes a spectacle, what gets lost isn’t reverence, it’s trust. A Virgin Monk Boy roast of megachurch pageants that look more l...
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December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Which Christian Nationalist Apostle are you dealing with today?

The Prepper.
The Gatekeeper.
The Furious One.
The Soft One everyone distrusts for quoting Jesus
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#ChristianNationalism #Exvangelical #ReligiousAbuse #FaithAndPolitics #Deconstruction #Satire
Which Christian Nationalist Apostle Are You Dealing With?
A Handy Field Guide to the Disciples, Reimagined
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December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not everything needs sharpness. Some mornings are for arriving softly and letting clarity take its time.
If your only miracle today is staying with yourself while the day comes into focus, it counts.

#MorningThoughts #Mindfulness #SelfCompassion #SlowDown
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Personality survives by reacting.
Presence survives by seeing.
One feeds on approval and resistance.
The other is fed by Being itself.

#Presence #Being #Awareness #SpiritualPractice
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You are not your mood. Happiness, sadness, anger, even ecstasy are passing states, not solid ground for identity. This piece explores equanimity and stepping off the pain-pleasure cycle.
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#Mindfulness #MentalHealth #SelfAwareness #EmotionalIntelligence
I Am Not My Mood: Escaping the Pain-Pleasure Cycle
Emotions rise and fall, but they are not who you are. This reflection explores equanimity as the stable ground beneath every passing mood.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not everything needs endurance. Some hours are for lowering the bar without apology.
If your only miracle today is not turning tiredness into self-judgment, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can live fully in the world
without being owned by it.

Presence lets you move through noise
without becoming noise.

#Presence #ContemplativeLife #SpiritualPractice #InnerFreedom #NonDualAwareness #Mindfulness
#LivingPresence #Mysticism
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not everything needs traction. Some hours are for easing into motion without force.
If your only miracle today is staying present while momentum catches up, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Why do Christian Nationalists actually fear Islam?
Not violence. Not politics.
Unity. Mysticism. Discipline that doesn’t collapse every election cycle.

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#ChristianNationalism #ReligiousNationalism #PoliticalChristianity #Mysticism #IslamAndChristianity
Why Christian Nationalists Fear Islam
Christian Nationalism fears Islam not because it is extreme, but because it still works. An essay on unity, mysticism, and the discipline empire can’t control.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not everything needs intention. Some hours are for being here without narrating it.
If your only miracle today is existing without agenda, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When even Kirk Cameron gets labeled “unsafe,” you don’t have a safety problem. You have a loyalty test pretending to be virtue.

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#ChristianCulture #PurityPolitics #ReligiousControl #CultureWars
When Even Kirk Cameron Gets Labeled “Unsafe”
Kirk Cameron questioned eternal hell and was instantly labeled “unsafe.” Virgin Monk Boy riffs on Joe Boyd’s piece to expose the purity spiral, fear-based theology, and why fundamentalism always eats ...
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December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not everything needs resolution. Some nights are for letting the loose ends breathe until morning.
If your only miracle tonight is resting without explanation, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Not everything needs momentum. Some mornings are for drifting gently into yourself without a plan.
If your only miracle today is honoring your actual energy, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Not everything needs control. Some hours are for loosening your grip and letting the moment breathe.
If your only miracle today is choosing kindness over criticism, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Not everything needs momentum. Some hours are for drifting gently into focus without force.
If your only miracle today is honoring the pace your body chose, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If Jesus wanted a theocracy, He wouldn’t have died resisting one.
Virgin Monk Boy takes a holy joyride through every empire that learned this the hard way.
Read the roast:
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#ChristianNationalism #HistoryMatters #SeparationOfChurchAndState #Satire
If Jesus Wanted a Theocracy, He Wouldn’t Have Died Opposing One
A comedic roast of the “Christian nation” myth, where Virgin Monk Boy walks you through every empire that tried to put Jesus in charge and immediately regretted it.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What if God isn’t asking you to hustle at all?
What if the only requirement is availability?
Presence does more for the world than productivity ever will.

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#Spirituality #ContemplativeLife #Presence #InnerWork #Faith
God Doesn’t Want You to Be Productive—God Wants You to Be Available
A reflection on why God isn’t asking for your hustle or your spiritual output. Presence and availability, not productivity, are what make a person truly useful. This piece explores how surrender opens...
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December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Not everything needs clarity. Some mornings are for arriving in fragments and trusting they’ll settle when they’re ready.
If your only miracle today is keeping yourself company while you come online, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not everything needs finishing. Some evenings are for letting the undone breathe.
If your only miracle tonight is letting yourself rest without earning it, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Attention becomes freedom the moment you stop letting everything steal it.
The present doesn’t open until you stop letting your daydreams run the show.

#mindfulness #presence #spiritualpractice #innerwork #attention #meditation #selfawareness #healingjourney
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Many deconstruction journeys embrace Jesus and Buddha but avoid Muhammad. This piece digs into why that silence matters and how Sufi wisdom exposes our blind spots.
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#Deconstruction #Sufism #Interfaith #Spirituality #Islam #Rumi
The Deconstruction Ceiling: Why Jesus-and-Buddha Spirituality Stops Short of Muhammad
Deconstruction often embraces Jesus and Buddha while quietly ignoring Muhammad. This piece explores why that silence reveals the Western conditioning we think we’ve escaped — and how Sufi wisdom expos...
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December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Christian Nationalists want prayer in schools again.
Sure, let’s start with “Forgive us for making a mess.”
Blessed be the ones who pray for empathy, not dominance.

#ChristianNationalism #SeparationOfChurchAndState #ProgressiveChristianity #FaithNotFear #EmpathyMatters #RiseUpAmerica
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Not everything needs direction. Some hours are for floating at half-power and calling it honest.
If your only miracle is choosing gentleness over grinding, it counts.
#VirginMonkBoy #SacredPause #HolyRest #MagdaleneWisdom
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM