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Vincent Hefter
@vincenthefter.bsky.social
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I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?... © 2010 Vincent Hefter #haiku #humoroushaiku #17sillybles #senryu #humour #whatever #thelandofcheesefondue.blogspot.com
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · Jan 27
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1h
The a******* STILL known as Prince...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever #PrinceAndrew
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 7h
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 7h
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 12h
Never mind 'No Kings', given the parlous state of American politics, how about some 'No Presidents' rallies in the UK?...
#UKPolitics
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1d
Prince Andrew: A Limerick With No Title (I renounced it)
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How much farther still to fall
For he who really had it all?
His loss of status
Should help placate us
(And serves him right for all his gall)
#limerick #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1d
Now they've got rid of him, I assume the bastardised version of the Order of the Garter motto: 'Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Ponce' no longer applies?...
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1d
I, too, wrote a poem about Prince Andrew once. (It had a wonderful title which, for added authenticity, I have now decided to renounce)
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1d
Just the one?
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 1d
There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to admit defeat. Sometimes, 5-7-5 just gets the better of you. This is one such time...
5-7-5 (not) #haiku(not) #humoroushaiku(not) #humour #17sillybles(not) #senryu(not) #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 2d
Will That Kettle Never Boil?...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 2d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 3d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 3d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 4d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 4d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 4d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 4d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever #trump
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 5d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 5d
(Many years ago, I saw the "ow" scratched out on a bus in Canada)
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 5d
Man of peace, my a***.
To the best of my knowledge, men of peace don't go around calling people 'scum'... #Trump
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 6d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 6d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 6d
5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Vincent Hefter @vincenthefter.bsky.social · 7d
(Or: A [sick] joke: "I've not been wel [sic]") You pays your money and you takes your choice...