Vincent Hefter
@vincenthefter.bsky.social
I come from a long
line of haikuists. Or should
that be three SHORT lines?... © 2010 Vincent Hefter
#haiku #humoroushaiku #17sillybles #senryu #humour #whatever #thelandofcheesefondue.blogspot.com
line of haikuists. Or should
that be three SHORT lines?... © 2010 Vincent Hefter
#haiku #humoroushaiku #17sillybles #senryu #humour #whatever #thelandofcheesefondue.blogspot.com
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Time might be a great
healer - but it's a pretty
hopeless beautician...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
healer - but it's a pretty
hopeless beautician...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Time might be a great
healer - but it's a pretty
hopeless beautician...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
healer - but it's a pretty
hopeless beautician...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Participants in the recently aired Celebrity Race Across the World talk about their 32/33 day challenge being 'life-changing'. Well, multiply those 30-odd days by around 115, and you might get some idea of the effect that a 10-YEAR adventure - pre-internet and mobile phone - can have...
December 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Participants in the recently aired Celebrity Race Across the World talk about their 32/33 day challenge being 'life-changing'. Well, multiply those 30-odd days by around 115, and you might get some idea of the effect that a 10-YEAR adventure - pre-internet and mobile phone - can have...
"Your forefathers are
proud of you, son. Better make
that 'dead proud', I guess"...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
proud of you, son. Better make
that 'dead proud', I guess"...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Your forefathers are
proud of you, son. Better make
that 'dead proud', I guess"...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
proud of you, son. Better make
that 'dead proud', I guess"...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
I'm addicted to
beef! But on Boxing Day I'm
going cold turkey....
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
beef! But on Boxing Day I'm
going cold turkey....
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'm addicted to
beef! But on Boxing Day I'm
going cold turkey....
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
beef! But on Boxing Day I'm
going cold turkey....
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
And the verse? Imperfect, sadly...
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The past's in your head,
the future's in your hands - the
present's by the tree...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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The past's in your head,
the future's in your hands - the
present's by the tree...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And the verse? Imperfect, sadly...
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The past's in your head,
the future's in your hands - the
present's by the tree...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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The past's in your head,
the future's in your hands - the
present's by the tree...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
What should you do in
cold weather? Wear layers! (The
eggs are a bonus)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
cold weather? Wear layers! (The
eggs are a bonus)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What should you do in
cold weather? Wear layers! (The
eggs are a bonus)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
cold weather? Wear layers! (The
eggs are a bonus)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
Words set in order
are mental possessions. My
cup runneth over!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
are mental possessions. My
cup runneth over!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Words set in order
are mental possessions. My
cup runneth over!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
are mental possessions. My
cup runneth over!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Great news! Turns out the
lump sum dad left to Cancer
Research is benign!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
lump sum dad left to Cancer
Research is benign!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Great news! Turns out the
lump sum dad left to Cancer
Research is benign!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
lump sum dad left to Cancer
Research is benign!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
The Mad Scientist...
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Dad likes a bit of
a laugh, but he hasn't quite
worked out WHICH bit yet...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Dad likes a bit of
a laugh, but he hasn't quite
worked out WHICH bit yet...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Mad Scientist...
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Dad likes a bit of
a laugh, but he hasn't quite
worked out WHICH bit yet...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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Dad likes a bit of
a laugh, but he hasn't quite
worked out WHICH bit yet...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
Why, oh why, did they christen him Dai?...
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BRINGING UP THE RHEA -
what this newborn's mum will be
doing for a while...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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BRINGING UP THE RHEA -
what this newborn's mum will be
doing for a while...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Why, oh why, did they christen him Dai?...
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BRINGING UP THE RHEA -
what this newborn's mum will be
doing for a while...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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BRINGING UP THE RHEA -
what this newborn's mum will be
doing for a while...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Yippee, thanks to Pantone and their 2026 colour of the year, there are no longer any white supremacists!
Mind you, I'm not sure if 'cloud dancer' supremacists are any more acceptable...
#Pantone #2026ColourOfTheYear #humour #whatever
Mind you, I'm not sure if 'cloud dancer' supremacists are any more acceptable...
#Pantone #2026ColourOfTheYear #humour #whatever
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yippee, thanks to Pantone and their 2026 colour of the year, there are no longer any white supremacists!
Mind you, I'm not sure if 'cloud dancer' supremacists are any more acceptable...
#Pantone #2026ColourOfTheYear #humour #whatever
Mind you, I'm not sure if 'cloud dancer' supremacists are any more acceptable...
#Pantone #2026ColourOfTheYear #humour #whatever
Meals on Wheels...
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LAMB ORGHINI - very, VERY fast food!
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LAMB ORGHINI - very, VERY fast food!
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December 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Meals on Wheels...
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LAMB ORGHINI - very, VERY fast food!
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LAMB ORGHINI - very, VERY fast food!
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Don't tell the White House!...
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I've signed my cards with
an autopen. (SHAME on me,
for there's only ten!)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu
#whatever
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I've signed my cards with
an autopen. (SHAME on me,
for there's only ten!)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu
#whatever
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don't tell the White House!...
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I've signed my cards with
an autopen. (SHAME on me,
for there's only ten!)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu
#whatever
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I've signed my cards with
an autopen. (SHAME on me,
for there's only ten!)
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu
#whatever
I was young once. Twice,
if you count last Saturday.
What a day that was!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
if you count last Saturday.
What a day that was!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I was young once. Twice,
if you count last Saturday.
What a day that was!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
if you count last Saturday.
What a day that was!...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The Eighth Sin - (it's the OTHERS that are deadly)
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A vicar's just got
on our bus with NON-MATCHING
socks. What in God's name?.........
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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A vicar's just got
on our bus with NON-MATCHING
socks. What in God's name?.........
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The Eighth Sin - (it's the OTHERS that are deadly)
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A vicar's just got
on our bus with NON-MATCHING
socks. What in God's name?.........
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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A vicar's just got
on our bus with NON-MATCHING
socks. What in God's name?.........
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD, LADS...
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My brother and I
were always out clubbing. Till
PETA objected...
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#PeopleForTheEthicalTreatmentOfAnimals #PETA 5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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My brother and I
were always out clubbing. Till
PETA objected...
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#PeopleForTheEthicalTreatmentOfAnimals #PETA 5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
KNOCK IT ON THE HEAD, LADS...
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My brother and I
were always out clubbing. Till
PETA objected...
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#PeopleForTheEthicalTreatmentOfAnimals #PETA 5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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My brother and I
were always out clubbing. Till
PETA objected...
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#PeopleForTheEthicalTreatmentOfAnimals #PETA 5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM