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Do it, shave Smunge.
Nah, money's a stupid mortal thing.
Ionia's boring too. Trust me.
Ew, Shadow, they're all getting mushy and crap.
The robot is emoting.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that, someone should put it down.
Yawwwwwwwn.

Good morning.

Wait--

No.

Bad morning.

I mean ... whatever.

Ugh.
See, that's the solidarity I'm talking about, Sarmch.

I got nothing in common with them either, all rainbows and sunny smiles and junk. Blegh.
What happened to yordle solidarity or whatever, Smort?
Come on, Smirt, be cool.

I almost said have a bit of fun, but I didn't, because that's not what this is.
Alriiiiiiiiight, I see you, stop that.
Ugh I can already tell it's a happy robot.
Why's there a tin can walking around?
Oh, uh, right, I know exactly what you want.

It's just ... I think I know where it is. I'll go get it.

...

Shadow, do you know what we're looking for?
What is it? Maybe I could get it for you or whatever, you know, no big deal.
Oh also the wind talks.
Nah, neither really hold power, they're just really loud about it.
Maybe I should give Viego a tour. It's a noisy, busy, awful city, I bet he's too busy to explore it all like I did.

I could show him the best places like ...

Like ...

Right, there are no good places here.
What was that gnarly noise?

Gnarly like, the way it sounded, bones and stuff. Not gnarly like cool. That'd be a lame word to use.

Even if it was kinda cool ...
Wait go back to ignoring her.

That was funny.

I mean, that didn't suck as much as everything else.