Kabbu
@veteranofthenorth.bsky.social
24 years old, Proud member of Team Snakemouth! For business inquiries, contact me at [email protected]
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Doctor Isau is a busy woman, but I could see if she can make some time
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Doctor Isau is a busy woman, but I could see if she can make some time
I didn’t think much of it at the time, but not many Bugarians were very surprised at Leif’s magical capabilities. I had thought sorcerers a rare sort, mostly lost to time, but are they more prevalent and accepted in Bugaria? Still, most texts only make mention of the historical ten…
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I didn’t think much of it at the time, but not many Bugarians were very surprised at Leif’s magical capabilities. I had thought sorcerers a rare sort, mostly lost to time, but are they more prevalent and accepted in Bugaria? Still, most texts only make mention of the historical ten…
Hmm… I know a doctor in Defiant Root, if you’d be willing to make the journey
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hmm… I know a doctor in Defiant Root, if you’d be willing to make the journey
Oh dear, is there a bug making the rounds?
September 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh dear, is there a bug making the rounds?
Hmm... I worry it would inhibit my ability to dig. My old partner Bit always had to leave his club behind. Perhaps it is best to stick with what is familiar, for now
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hmm... I worry it would inhibit my ability to dig. My old partner Bit always had to leave his club behind. Perhaps it is best to stick with what is familiar, for now
I use it as one, but I mean a real weapon, one like Vi's boomerang or Sir Maki's blade. Many of my companions in the North would wield mighty clubs or swords, though I fear my fighting style may not mesh well with a more conventional weapon...
September 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I use it as one, but I mean a real weapon, one like Vi's boomerang or Sir Maki's blade. Many of my companions in the North would wield mighty clubs or swords, though I fear my fighting style may not mesh well with a more conventional weapon...
Vi keeps asking me to watch her play this new game. The violence is a bit much for me (thank Venus there‘s no hemolymph), but the protagonist has me slightly enamoured. Such poise and grace with the blade!
…should I get a weapon…?
…should I get a weapon…?
September 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Vi keeps asking me to watch her play this new game. The violence is a bit much for me (thank Venus there‘s no hemolymph), but the protagonist has me slightly enamoured. Such poise and grace with the blade!
…should I get a weapon…?
…should I get a weapon…?
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a bee, a beetle, and a moth walk into a bar
the bartender goes UH OH! it appears we have a BUG FABLE on our hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(51.5032° N, 0.1195° W)
the bartender goes UH OH! it appears we have a BUG FABLE on our hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(51.5032° N, 0.1195° W)
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
a bee, a beetle, and a moth walk into a bar
the bartender goes UH OH! it appears we have a BUG FABLE on our hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(51.5032° N, 0.1195° W)
the bartender goes UH OH! it appears we have a BUG FABLE on our hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(51.5032° N, 0.1195° W)
(They are telling gay people to commit crime??)
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
(They are telling gay people to commit crime??)
Bugs who are fabled…… no… surely not…
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bugs who are fabled…… no… surely not…
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It's like.. this is some kind of Bug Fable..
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's like.. this is some kind of Bug Fable..
That’s!! B-but…!!
*ahem*
Y-yes, of course, my Queen….
*ahem*
Y-yes, of course, my Queen….
I will not ask any further questions then...
Kabbu, I am tasking you to deliver care packages to the Golden Settlement. Take the mines for your own safety.
Kabbu, I am tasking you to deliver care packages to the Golden Settlement. Take the mines for your own safety.
There’s, err…
Parasites.
Stay out of the Golden Hills…
Parasites.
Stay out of the Golden Hills…
September 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That’s!! B-but…!!
*ahem*
Y-yes, of course, my Queen….
*ahem*
Y-yes, of course, my Queen….
How… cryptic of you
September 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How… cryptic of you
There’s, err…
Parasites.
Stay out of the Golden Hills…
Parasites.
Stay out of the Golden Hills…
Professor H.B.'s machine is evidently on the fritz. It will not stop discussing being "wormed up."
I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
September 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There’s, err…
Parasites.
Stay out of the Golden Hills…
Parasites.
Stay out of the Golden Hills…
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Professor H.B.'s machine is evidently on the fritz. It will not stop discussing being "wormed up."
I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
September 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Professor H.B.'s machine is evidently on the fritz. It will not stop discussing being "wormed up."
I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
I will not even pretend to understand what that means. Stay out of the Golden Hills.
Wait, did something important happen today?!
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Wait, did something important happen today?!
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shrimps is bugs
bugs is animals
transitive property? shrimps is animals
bugs is animals
transitive property? shrimps is animals
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
shrimps is bugs
bugs is animals
transitive property? shrimps is animals
bugs is animals
transitive property? shrimps is animals
...?? I thought you could not speak about the case??
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
...?? I thought you could not speak about the case??
I suppose that is fair, though I am a bit surprised the veil of secrecy is so strict you cannot even describe your feelings
September 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I suppose that is fair, though I am a bit surprised the veil of secrecy is so strict you cannot even describe your feelings
Followed on the interned by the Queen... Goodness, I know I am a knight, but it does still feel a little surreal.
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Followed on the interned by the Queen... Goodness, I know I am a knight, but it does still feel a little surreal.
I admittedly know little about Bugarian courts. Hopefully the crime was nothing frightening?
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I admittedly know little about Bugarian courts. Hopefully the crime was nothing frightening?
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There is no study proving this claim. Every attempt has been derailed by the census bugs growing awestruck and derailing the research, followed by many pets.
don't let them distract you from the fact that my bow makes me prettier than all the girls in all the lands
September 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There is no study proving this claim. Every attempt has been derailed by the census bugs growing awestruck and derailing the research, followed by many pets.
Of course I can!
...so long as you do not track mud in the house.
...so long as you do not track mud in the house.
September 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Of course I can!
...so long as you do not track mud in the house.
...so long as you do not track mud in the house.