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@vesseltried.bsky.social

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the very iconic giraffe lady (may draw nudity albeit very rarely) strawpage: https://henchmaxxer.straw.page pfp: @greyloafbun.bsky.social

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Jan 29

I realized I didn't post an "updated" commission sheet. Apologies. Prices are the same because I want money, but may change in the future if in high demand.

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 4d

//topless nudity

alt where it's more faithful to the original character's design of not having a breast band

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 4d

believe in the believe that believes in belief

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 10d

butt

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 11d

fucked up rabbit

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 20d

approxomate "boing" sound effect

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 21d

plushbun the mufferful

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 28d

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · 29d

barnyarn owl

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Oct 2

she thinks it's a funny shirt.

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 30

madame tusk

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 26

pizzy

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 25

rouge the bat

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 24

so true mr prezzy

Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 18

what up silksong fans! can anyone confirm to me if this is true?

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 9

me: *stubs toe on coffee table* fuck! this has to be the DARK SOULS of tables!

bendy: the ink machine

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 10

I just sent charlie kirk to the phantom zone from the lego batman movie

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Silly Cat 🏳️‍⚧️ @fuzzyfeline.bsky.social · Sep 11

another epic doodle dump

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 11

SOLAR JETMAN !!!!!!!!!!

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 8

I am a chef from Israel and this is my meal ❤️

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 7

shes pale-ish because she's dead-ish

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 7

steve harvey: name a binary character who has secret non-binary swag
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 6

gagoogago hafffgfgjjjjlp 🫡 ‼️ po

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Vessel (commissions open) @vesseltried.bsky.social · Sep 4

aerodynamic kangaroo

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 8

can drew gooden please take the earl challenge where he goes bald and magenta and wears only black clothes for the rest of his life

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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 31

you know what! fuck this!
*transforms into humongous mecha earl*
*begins destroying the city*

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