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Dan Scroats
@vastdeference.bsky.social
stay-at-home uncle
Pinned
eating pretzels til I'm thirsty enough to kiss myself
studies in points of contact: man with cane vis-à-vis the three-legged dog
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I wish God were real so It could smite us
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
sports betting should be the only way to make money
October 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
September 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
you’re what I’m fighting for bf
no one asked you to do that gf
September 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
passing the snifter like it’s a blunt and wiping it with a little cloth like the Catholics do
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
priest of Moander tending to the compost piles
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
we are helping the animals by making everything out of plastic instead of their fur
August 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
they should keep the old man on the sign but give him huge cans
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Rugern waning crescent hung like a sickle in the night
August 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
God is It/Them
August 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hulk Hogan but when he calls you brother it’s because you both live on the compound
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ideal society is we all work at nuclear plants and live like anabaptists
August 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
my girl fluorine, our bond forever but toxic
August 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
big foot but it’s an alien or god smiting us
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
fevered ream
July 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
people should read less and say more
July 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
psychopomp but it’s a shifty freak type creature that gives you pause
July 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
God is in the next one
July 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
there was a way but it’s closed now
July 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
her man knew ticks
July 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
crawling into the earth to be closer to It
July 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Satan put a straw in my brain and slurped out all the true and pure intentions
July 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Appalachian epigenetics tugging at me like kudzu
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it’s not a cult, it’s an installation
July 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM