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Machine Gun Skelly

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Has always denied being a member of PoshArsenalTwitter or participating in any hating Coquelin and making it really obvious. Further denies any involvement in the slander of Bruce Rioja.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · Dec 2

Master list of mute and blocklists, where you can organise by topic, size, date, etc. and ensure you don't see content you find abhorrent, annoying, tedious, or you would simply rather not learn about against your will due to someone else putting it on your TL:

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Pr🎃rk @prork.bsky.social · 2h

Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't

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angrytaco @angrytaco2.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve cracked the barrier between my pro wrestling hyperfixation and this new Star Trek hyperfixation.

Data holding a head that looks like him.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1h

My opinion is why is he dressed like a Minion

Chellevina✨ @bomb-chelle.blacksky.app · 7d

What’s ya’ll opinion on this? Smh lol 😂

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 12m

Wouldn’t have happened due to a) him being a raging crackhead death match guy at the time, plus b) what everyone knew Seth as from ROH, but:

imagine how different Mox’s life would be if they’d given NXT Ambrose the ‘Aaron Paul guest stint in Criminal Minds’ aesthetic

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 5h

As a complete tangent, think about how little aura Undertaker would have had without his eyeliner and tattoos.

The poor old sod would’ve looked like Frank Gallagher off Shameless

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 5h

Two key points of consideration:

1. Trains home will be a shambles & disgrace. May draw up a bingo card including but not limited to:
-sleep and taxi from end of line
-vom
-altercation
-tutting at fellow passengers

2. We’re all getting on a bit, so all social engagements for Sunday 14th cancelled.

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 5h

Wolves (h) on Saturday 13th December bumped to 8pm Saturday, is it?

And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Jars 🍻🎄🍻

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe it's because we're older, maybe it's because the world is *gestures vaguely* or maybe it's because we've been more selective with who we follow on here, but there's been a refreshing lack of tedious engagement farming on here this interlull

Not seen the phrase 'what if Diaby..' a single time

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 13h

Is BazBall a PsyOp to get Australia to focus on developing the wrong sort of players to replace their ageing stars, potentially setting their test side back a decade? #MakesUThink

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 23h

picture quality is...er... what you'd expect from a VHS rip, but here's the link www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyBs...

The Pistons Reign: Detroit Pistons Bad Boys

YouTube video by Max Carey

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 23h

Ok, fair, the next round of commercials on this doc was less of a vibe. Trying to flog trucks that have been seized and repossessed homes.

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 23h

Watching a documentary on the Bad Boy Pistons. Randomly had an advert in it for something that appears to be the most Good Vibes 90s dance compilation www.discogs.com/release/7384...

Various - Pulse

View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2001 CD release of "Pulse" on Discogs.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Mikel MikTominay

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of a seminal tweet from 2015/16 along the lines of “if we and everyone else let Leicester win the league, I think it’s time to stop giving it subtle tactical nous on here and just accept that mentalists like Sacha have had the right idea all along”

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bry5913.bsky.social @bry5913.bsky.social · 1d

Think it’s time to accept that no-one will ever be able to explain who what and why Mikel Merino is and leave it there.

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Y’know how SkySports football used to have the Fan Commentary?

Imagine a bunch of us pricks taking it in turns on a half hour shift, as the 3rd person alongside an ex-pro and a seasoned pundit, who’d keep it vaguely proper and reign it in when it threatens to go A Bit Goldbridge.

Job’s a good’un

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Feels a bit ‘Spurs fan celebrating being top of the league after 3 games under Nuno Despacito’ here, especially given all our playmakers are now dead and how the next run of games looks, but this is unquestionably lovely to look at. If only for a hot minute.

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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 1d

Week 7 and the Bucs and Colts are the kings of the hill. For now.

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Our record vs Silva is almost as bad as what we’ve mustered vs Emery.

I know there’s the chat about how our skinny young lads fared against BrexitBall sides from 06-12, but this against the Iberian dweebs while we’ve had actually capable sides is more embarrassing, imo

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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 1d

Marco Silva has managed three teams in five home Premier League games against Arsenal, winning three and losing just one.

#FULARS

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Would be a funny 90 minute experiment to assign Gyokeres a ‘Kolasinac Under Emery’ style wing back role, where he his sole remit is to run in a straight line and smash the ball as hard as he can vaguely towards the goal or across it.

Wait, hang on a minute…

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure what I think of this new season of The Traitors.

Foxy looks a bit bait. The cat looks like it’s hiding something. And I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the Dalmatians was given the tap by Claudia for drama purposes

Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

We're days away from the 19th (NINETEENTH!) anniversary of this seminal moment, so a dramatic win against the odds after much self-destruction could be a lovely tribute....

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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 2d

Okada turns off summerslam

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, so Trossard has been...how he's been...for us over the past 15 months, and now he's p much put the final nail in the coffin of Aaron Ramsey appearing in a final World Cup, where he would have p much walked into any Mexican stadium to a Rey Mysterio pop?

a young boy is sitting on a couch with the words " i like stealing it makes my heart go fast "

ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with the words " i like stealing it makes my heart go fast "

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Machine Gun Skelly @varsityathlete.bsky.social · 2d

Accidentally caught the first half while savouring my Sunday Guinness. Best comparison I can make is ‘imagine being stone cold sober and witnessing your two uni housemates come home bladdered and attempt to play a game of FIFA using random League Two sides’

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