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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 8d

In this house we believe that Aragorn was a lesbian, Frodo was a lesbian, and Gimley was a big fucking dyke.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 21d

I still think about how criminally under attended your silent hill show was.

THERE WERE ORIGINAL SONGS. It was magical.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 22d

My attendance is solid but I still get people saying they didn’t hear about this or that show so Im leaning into a mailing lists and physical fliers and hoping it helps.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 29d

Watch robocop next! The full Verhoven spectrum

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Sep 23

Im raising my kids strict catholic. My hellfire nightmares made me into a good woman and it’ll do the same for them. The 95 theses will not be welcome in my house.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Sep 22

I don’t know which white people need to hear this (I can think of one)

Gentrification bad.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Sep 10

This is how I plan my numbers.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Sep 2

How come the homies never hold my hand? Just trying to get my hand held at the event.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 30

Aww that’s sweet of you. At the end of the day my wallet is fine, it’s more the violation of getting used by someone I thought was a friend.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 30

Yall ever feel like a straight man trapped in a trans woman’s body?

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 29

Thank you. I’m trying to be “over it” since it’s not the kinda thing this guy will ever admit to or face consequences for. So all there is to do is for me to get over it.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 29

ISO: a 10 foot woman who will put me in her pocket.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 29

I try not to be angry at petty things. It is too easy in nightlife to be mad at a guy for something stupid.
I draw the line at embezzling from my show and dumping your work on other trans women.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 28

I’d book her.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 28

Y r u so pretty?

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 21

I update my girls when I’m lactating. They call me Live Leaks.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 21

Instagram should let Trans women post hog on story. Our hog our choice.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 13

Don’t take this the wrong way but the operating room makes me soo hungry.

Hour 2 and I need a Luna Bar.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 12

Why are you stinking up the bathroom? This place is for crying. You’re nasty.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 10

Nature is healing.

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 9

Wait in Astoria these are lowkey a deal. Whats the catch. Imma bouta look this up

Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Aug 2

Mx Nobody is my favorite sports anime.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Jul 31

Tony soprano loves birds. If he was birds, maybe he could heal.

The first time we see him kill he scares a flock of birds away. They have condemned him.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Jul 31

Twink death is inevitable. Either by age, transition, or my hands.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · Jul 31

PUPPET! *heavy breathing*

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