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Vanilla Skunk

@vanillaskunk.bsky.social

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I'm a skunk. I smell like Vanilla. I fart rainbows. (If you see me posting stickers of myself, they are recolored bases from pulexart.com)

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Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 1d

I bought some foot paws, and I just keep wearing them. I'm like obsessed or something.

But there's two things going on here.

My toes are warmer than my hands. I have poor circulation. My feet seem to be much happier.

I can feel my toes. It has been years since I could feel my toes.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 1d

I seem to be going thru changes.

My social battery would previously be depleted by being social.

Nowadays it is being charged by being social with the right people.

I am feeling better this week than I was for a few months now.

I am also doing the best I can to manage burnout.

Reposted by Vanilla Skunk

JakJak @skunk.live · Oct 23

Skunks are frolicking, nature is healing 😊

Happy stinking Halloween! Featuring @nite.bsky.social @skahyoonk.bsky.social and @hukley.bsky.social

Art by @nereviza.bsky.social

four little skunks in the woods, carving pumpkins and surrounded by cute ghosts

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Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 2d

I remember this, I was standing behind the camera while this was happening.

Musical accompaniment to DJ mixes is fucking awesome.

Alolan Raichu @alolanraichu.bsky.social · 3d

Sooooo... About that party the other night ;3

Captured at Paws On The Moon at @howloween.ca

🎷 - tkajake (on instagram)
💿 - morphymikebear (also instagram)

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

Hey @vancoufur.bsky.social

I have @howloween.ca supplying me with Nanaimo bars. And THIS IS GOOD OK

NO ARGUING.

two nanaimo bar squares sitting precariously on the wings of a cardboard takeout box.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

Pro Tip:

When dealing with a depressed person, do not ask them how they are. They don't want to open that can of worms and you don't want to receive it.

Ask instead: What would you like to do?

And go have some fun instead.

That's helpful as fuck.

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Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

My feet are warm.

Kia Fursuit paws, right up close to the camera. Big fluffy white toes. Maybe a tad dirty because I was walking outside in them.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

I don't smoke or vape Nicotine.
I do however vape THC, with some smoking here and there.

When really stressed out, I have hit cigarettes to give me a headrush, and get my high to start working better.

Last night I hit a Nic vape, and it knocked me RIGHT on my ass.

Skunk reboot complete.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

Wear something that makes you feel like yourself, and good about it.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

Wear something that makes people look at you and say nice things.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 3d

Wear something that helps you feel like yourself.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 12d

Just drink yourself stupid and piss in the back of the toilet tank, so that there's maybe enough fluid to flush your shit later.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 14d

In the 1990s we had CRT monitors that would sound like they were having a static party when they switched off.

In the 2020s we have HDR monitors that generate a lot of heat, and creak as they cool after being switched off.

Spicy sight devices.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 14d

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 14d

I have just discovered that my computer chair groans like my sister when I turn. You can barely hear it though.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 15d

Get yourself a vanity license plate.

PEBSAS

Problem Exists Between Seat and Steering.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 16d

mmmmmmmm. paaaasssttteeee.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 16d

My room smells funny.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 17d

Sometimes you have to completely destroy yourself before you can heal.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 22d

> What's a skunk

A skunk is unique critter that has a hard time with any sort of hiding. It has a potent odor that can be smelled from miles away, and even though their body can reach a maximum length of 2 meters, there have been reports of skunks having tail lengths that are multiple kilometers.

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Wix @skunkwix.bsky.social · 23d

Why even have a tail if it's not most of your body mass?

🎨 by the lovely @canvaskat.bsky.social!

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Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 23d

unhappiness and depression have been hitting me really hard today.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 23d

Don't look at the sun!

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 24d

Running a wire across the bush

It's not like tiptoeing thru the tulips, EXCUSE ME PRINCESS

It's more like trampling the trees with tegrity.

Vanilla Skunk @vanillaskunk.bsky.social · 25d

One of the POE injectors died...

So I moved the one from the well pump house over.

But now I need to deal with the pump house...

💡Can we just use one of those huge switches in there for one port? lol