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Valentine 🫀

@valentinevoss.bsky.social

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Balloonomancy and silly smut peddler 🎈 Giantess 👢 Mayor of clown town 🤡 Blue goddess 💙 https://linktr.ee/valentinevoss

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 31

Proud of you!!

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 27

You’re a stone cold baddie too!!

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 24

Omg nooo!

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 14

Omg I can’t wait to see yours!!

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creature @creature604.bsky.social · Aug 13

leant my car to a photoshoot with these two absolute hotties and the photographer and i are already planning another shoot with it :)

model in blue:
@valentinevoss.bsky.social

model in green:
@elizabxthfields.bsky.social

photographer:
@currentlydre.bsky.social

a small polaroid picture held to a white fridge by a small round magnet. the picture is taken from a low angle pointing up the hood of a silver corvette. the hood emblem at the bottom of the frame while two gorgeous models pose further up on the hood near the top of the frame. one model, with red hair and wearing a green bikini (Liz Fields) has her head down low near the hood with her bum raised. her head at a slight tilt. the other model with blue hair and blue bikini (Valentine Voss) poses over top the other while kneeling on the right side of the hood of the car. her right arm is resting on the back of the first model. their heads are aligned in the center of the frame

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 14

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!! Thank you for your sweet presence and for lending your car to us Creature! ❤️💋

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 8

If I can prevent others from going through the bullshit I also went through, then you can bet your ass I’m gonna speak up about it loudly. No room for abusers in safe spaces.

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 8

CUTE

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 7

The profiles that are exclusively one-angle dick pics of yourself. Why.

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 7

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 7

❤️❤️❤️

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Aug 7

🧼🫧🧼🫧🧼

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 28

Got dicked down in a way where the heavens opened up and god high fived me. Love that for myself.

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 24

It’s clown time babie 🤡

[ #clown #clowngirl #cosplay ]

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 24

a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words helloo nurse written below them

ALT: a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words helloo nurse written below them

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 24

Being called a work of art:
✅Facts
✅Thank you for having good taste

When it’s said by a strange man who just caressed my arm as he said it:
❌ What the fuck are you doing
❌ What the fuck are you doing
❌ Why are you, a boiled turnip of a man, touching me
❌ What the fuck are you doing

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 22

This shit so cute though 😭

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 22

First mission is to jump out the plane because of a faulty cake oven, whatever you tell me to do Hello Kitty, I am your puppet clearly

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 22

The Snakes on a Plane reference in Hello Kitty Island Adventure has me wheezing

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 21

Absolutely so well said!! Exactly this.

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 21

SO EVIL! I’ve seen dommes not want their sub to do simple wholesome things with their friends and it just screams big red flag to me! So gross

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 21

Like do not forget you’re still a human with your own free will and if they make requests that raises red flags then you should gtfo of there

Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 21

If your domme is telling you what you can and can’t do in real life situations then congratulations, that’s not a domme, that’s a controlling manipulator

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Valentine 🫀 @valentinevoss.bsky.social · Jul 21

Ideal 4-some involves me and the Beastie Boys and they say “I like my sugar with coffee and CREAM” and all jizz at the same time.