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Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · Sep 11

Bluesky is the Devils Playground

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 13h

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 15h

Bill Gates killed some good memes

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 16h

nah, he's serving drinks made from human excrement

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 16h

I think Bill heard his vaccines will be optional and his climate stipend went to ICE, so he pivots to "humans thriving" on his lab grown meat and water made from human excrement.

Unconcerned about his image as Epstein patient zero

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 16h

Bill has been blazing his own trail since the 80s and thought because he looks like a turtle no one would listen to his wife.

It didn't take a ouiji board at the White House to conjur up the dead at dinner.

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 16h

Bless your heart for thinking Bill is benevolent.

Have you tried his lab grown meat and water made from human excrement?

Of course he's saying humans will thrive

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 17h

No doubt Bill had his epiphany while eating his lab grown chicken and drinking a glass of his water made from s*hit and said "yeah, humans will thrive!" Let's rebrand!

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 17h

Bill must have used a ouiji board to communicate with the dead to provoke such an epiphany.

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 17h

He actually invented water made from s*hit he can drink to celebrate his epiphany

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 17h

Bill is now more concerned about his "Epstein Disaster" vaccine for patient zero

Me @usernamedme.bsky.social · 17h

Bill can create fake hurricanes that destroy islands in the Caribbean so good that you can't taste the difference