Tsuki Hideyoshi
unsunderedblade.bsky.social
Tsuki Hideyoshi
@unsunderedblade.bsky.social
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One who bears fangs at god, stand tall and shake the heavens, but for now… have a lightning shot. Serpent mother and loving husband of @machinalemure.bsky.social writer: #ɖɛɱıųཞɠɛ (+21) FFXIV OC (not a WoL)
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-Current content spoilers
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Aster, get the hell away from the salmon. I’m making it this evening. Cedar plank with brown sugar and pepper seasoning. Don’t try to make it into ice cream or something similarly horrifying.
I know that, but I just wanted to make sure none of it goes to waste. Yes, Nom and Moosh will eat just about anything, but don’t let your experiments waste my ingredients.
I’m experimenting, of course I’m going to follow the basics. I’m not incompetent.
You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.

[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]

Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
[A little blue serpent hops around. His name is Squishy. He is in an adventurous mood today.]
> Scree!
You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.

[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]

Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?
Would you rather I use a magiteck engine?
Don’t you—

[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]

Don’t you fucking dare.
Don’t you—

[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]

Don’t you fucking dare.
[Pulls out a high powered lazer]

I’m going to try something new.
// I have pretty bad pet allergies so I end up giving life to my little guys. Squishy is a good little squish. I love he.
Hehe. I’m glad another has fallen for his cuteness. He’s an affectionate and loving little boy.
[The blue one gazes affectionately at the new friend.]
>Buddy.
And thusly you have been proclaimed friend.
// hello welcome to the mun gushes over her little Squish Squash. I made him myself irl. He was meant to be a practice one for a normal colored Great Serpent, but I just got attached.
[Squishy bursts into a fit of scree giggles.]
So cute…!
Isn’t he the cutest?
He’s a good potato. My little gnocchi. Potato dumpling baby~
[She smooshes Squishy a little.]
Give him a little squish-squish on the noggin and he’ll giggle so happily.
This is Squishy. He has no mouth. It’s actually a semipermeable membrane. He just absorbs stuff around there. Isn’t he cute?
[She holds up the little blue Serpent of Ronka.]
He is my son, his name is Squishy and he is adorable.
[Squishy lets out a happy little scree.]
I enjoy cooking and I have a little serpent that likes eggs.
Has anyone seen Perri? He’s a bit of a chunky serpent. He has a deeper voice than most, a bit raspy. He’s kind of clueless and believes himself to be a pirate.
My cooking is serious business, Aster.
She could chew through a 2 foot steel door if you told her there is lettuce on the other side.
[Holds up a feral looking very tiny serpent with a tiny green ribbon on top of her head.]
This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.
Maybe I’ll get back in there. You don’t need Moosh yet, do you?
Going to try out those new mechanical tweaks to your gun and tools today?
[She hands him a mate cookie.]
Has anyone seen Perri? He has a tendency to wander off. He looks like any other great serpent, but he likes to go “aaaaaaaaaaaa” instead of “scree”.
[She’s holding a serpent, Pierogi, who is making distressed sounds.]
Oh Perri…
>Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
[She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]