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Tsuki Hideyoshi

@unsunderedblade.bsky.social

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One who bears fangs at god, stand tall and shake the heavens, but for now… have a lightning shot. Serpent mother and loving husband of @machinalemure.bsky.social writer: #ɖɛɱıųཞɠɛ (+21) FFXIV OC (not a WoL)

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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · May 5

❝ In the name of the Third! ❞

-OC (not WoL) RP ac
-Extremely selective
-Nonlewd
-Mostly serious
-generally matches detail
-ENG only (sorry)
-Current content spoilers
-Will spoiler embargo for 1 week for patches; 1 month for new expac

⟳ + ♥︎ appreciated

See bio for more info

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 21d

Put down the flamethrower.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 21d

Aster, get the hell away from the salmon. I’m making it this evening. Cedar plank with brown sugar and pepper seasoning. Don’t try to make it into ice cream or something similarly horrifying.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 21d

I know that, but I just wanted to make sure none of it goes to waste. Yes, Nom and Moosh will eat just about anything, but don’t let your experiments waste my ingredients.

- Aster Edinth ⊚ @machinalemure.bsky.social · 21d

I’m experimenting, of course I’m going to follow the basics. I’m not incompetent.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22d

You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.

[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]

Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 21d

[A little blue serpent hops around. His name is Squishy. He is in an adventurous mood today.]
> Scree!

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22d

You know that one will break Squishy’s heart.

[a sigh as she pinches the bridge of her nose.]

Just make sure it’s cooked evenly. You at least understand that after last time, right?

- Aster Edinth ⊚ @machinalemure.bsky.social · 22d

Would you rather I use a magiteck engine?

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22d

Don’t you—

[Checks to see if Moosh or Vex is nearby. They aren’t. She still cover’s Squishy’s… ears…? even though his little brain totally filters out any swears.]

Don’t you fucking dare.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · 22d

- Aster Edinth ⊚ @machinalemure.bsky.social · 22d

[Pulls out a high powered lazer]

I’m going to try something new.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

// I have pretty bad pet allergies so I end up giving life to my little guys. Squishy is a good little squish. I love he.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

Hehe. I’m glad another has fallen for his cuteness. He’s an affectionate and loving little boy.
[The blue one gazes affectionately at the new friend.]
>Buddy.
And thusly you have been proclaimed friend.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

// hello welcome to the mun gushes over her little Squish Squash. I made him myself irl. He was meant to be a practice one for a normal colored Great Serpent, but I just got attached.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

[Squishy bursts into a fit of scree giggles.]
So cute…!

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

Isn’t he the cutest?
He’s a good potato. My little gnocchi. Potato dumpling baby~
[She smooshes Squishy a little.]
Give him a little squish-squish on the noggin and he’ll giggle so happily.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

This is Squishy. He has no mouth. It’s actually a semipermeable membrane. He just absorbs stuff around there. Isn’t he cute?

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

[She holds up the little blue Serpent of Ronka.]
He is my son, his name is Squishy and he is adorable.
[Squishy lets out a happy little scree.]

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

I enjoy cooking and I have a little serpent that likes eggs.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’ll take the eggs.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 23

Has anyone seen Perri? He’s a bit of a chunky serpent. He has a deeper voice than most, a bit raspy. He’s kind of clueless and believes himself to be a pirate.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 9

My cooking is serious business, Aster.

- Aster Edinth ⊚ @machinalemure.bsky.social · Aug 9

…you know I’m joking.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 9

[glaring]

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Aug 9

[glaring]

- Aster Edinth ⊚ @machinalemure.bsky.social · Aug 9

No. I made it.

Thancred Waters @roguishgunblade.bsky.social · Aug 9

Hey.
Hey Aster.
@machinalemure.bsky.social
Did Tsuki make dinner? Mind if I swing by?

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Jun 21

She could chew through a 2 foot steel door if you told her there is lettuce on the other side.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · Jun 21

[Holds up a feral looking very tiny serpent with a tiny green ribbon on top of her head.]
This is Moosh. She loves veggies, and is always full of vim and violence.

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Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · May 27

Maybe I’ll get back in there. You don’t need Moosh yet, do you?

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · May 27

Going to try out those new mechanical tweaks to your gun and tools today?

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · May 27

[She hands him a mate cookie.]

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · May 27

Has anyone seen Perri? He has a tendency to wander off. He looks like any other great serpent, but he likes to go “aaaaaaaaaaaa” instead of “scree”.

Tsuki Hideyoshi @unsunderedblade.bsky.social · May 16

[She’s holding a serpent, Pierogi, who is making distressed sounds.]
Oh Perri…
>Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
[She pokes him gently, but the serpent keeps making gruff distressed sounds.]