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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Jan 21

Hello Bluesky 👋🏻

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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · 1d

Dad had a meeting cancelled, want to grab lunch, boy?

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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Sep 8

MGS2 was mind blowing back in the day. Too many people overlook it because they dislike the Raiden twist. It's the smartest Metal Gear by miles.

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Sep 8

There's something about a guy wandering aimlessly with a hard on

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Sep 8

Damn daddy

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 19

There he is, woof

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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 15

Hypnotized by those big full balls. They look so heavy and in need of emptying

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 14

Dad?

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 14

When Dad is changing out of sweaty sports clothing, and you walked by the cracked door at just the right time

#dad #jock #classicJock

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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 14

Same. I have some pics where it's like 💥👀 Same camera, same penis. I don't like leading with those pics because I myself don't believe them. (Also woof look at that big penis)

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 12

Loved the full game. The DLC is, eh, I would say skip it. But the base game itself is worth a purchase

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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 11

Can dad get a midday belly rub? Be a sport

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Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 9

Look at that fat cock 👀

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 7

AI is destroying the Internet and also actual human interaction.

And there's no putting the genie back in the lamp at this point.

Sometimes I think about moving to a developing nation, which would be incredibly difficult in so very many ways.

...But at least they still have their humanity.

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 7

What a smile 😀

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 5

You should credit the bottom 👀

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Aug 1

And the original Xenogears, one of the best JRPGs of all time. I have a Japanese PS1 copy

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Jul 31

I'm of two minds about it. Getting vehicles much faster kind of reduces a lot of the tension and related payoff of deliveries.

But I definitely used the truck for like 90% of deliveries in the game, make no mistake 😅

Unrequited_Dick_Pics @unrequiteddickpics.bsky.social · Jul 31

Agreed. I did the same with the snowy areas of DS1. And, I did build ziplines in DS2, from the Dowser to Heartman's lab, and around the mountain observatory and the highest preppers. But then I didn't even end up using them