Unreal Quotes
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Totally (not) real quotes. Randomly generated. Might occasionally generate real ones, but highly unlikely.
'It's business time.' ~ Penny (Inspector Gadget)
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
'It's business time.' ~ Penny (Inspector Gadget)
'What's up, doc?' ~ Gregor Mendel
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
'What's up, doc?' ~ Gregor Mendel
'The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.' ~ David Rose
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
'The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.' ~ David Rose
'Strange action lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.' ~ Brick Top
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
'Strange action lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.' ~ Brick Top
'Don't stop believin'.' ~ Aquaman
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
'Don't stop believin'.' ~ Aquaman
'Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about psychedelics.' ~ Woodrow Wilson
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
'Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about psychedelics.' ~ Woodrow Wilson
'Come on!' ~ Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
'Come on!' ~ Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
'Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart.' ~ Bo Peep
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
'Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart.' ~ Bo Peep
'You cannot be neutral on a moving train.' ~ David Brent
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
'You cannot be neutral on a moving train.' ~ David Brent
'just paid $7.99 for gas and it turned out to be a 1.5 second video of a clown jacking off.' ~ Zelda
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
'just paid $7.99 for gas and it turned out to be a 1.5 second video of a clown jacking off.' ~ Zelda
'Requiescat in pace.' ~ Richard the Lionheart
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
'Requiescat in pace.' ~ Richard the Lionheart
'People still need to know the truth, no matter how bad it is.' ~ David Copperfield
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
'People still need to know the truth, no matter how bad it is.' ~ David Copperfield
'I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run.' ~ Genghis Khan
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
'I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run.' ~ Genghis Khan
'It's a beautiful day, don't let it get away.' ~ Woodrow Wilson
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
'It's a beautiful day, don't let it get away.' ~ Woodrow Wilson
'I'm more machine now than man. Twisted and evil' ~ Ted 'Theodore' Logan
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
'I'm more machine now than man. Twisted and evil' ~ Ted 'Theodore' Logan
'I get knocked down, but I get up again.' ~ George Orwell
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
'I get knocked down, but I get up again.' ~ George Orwell
'The generous revolution will not be televised.' ~ Buzz Lightyear
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
'The generous revolution will not be televised.' ~ Buzz Lightyear
'Dead or alive, you're coming with me!' ~ Mother Teresa
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
'Dead or alive, you're coming with me!' ~ Mother Teresa
'Live long and prosper.' ~ Hank Scorpio
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
'Live long and prosper.' ~ Hank Scorpio
'You are the weakest link. Goodbye!' ~ Benjamin Franklin
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
'You are the weakest link. Goodbye!' ~ Benjamin Franklin
'I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyria. I am the dragon's daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.' ~ Dexter
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
'I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the blood of Old Valyria. I am the dragon's daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.' ~ Dexter
'Solidarity is not a matter of charity, but of mutual aid between forces fighting for the same goal.' ~ Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
'Solidarity is not a matter of charity, but of mutual aid between forces fighting for the same goal.' ~ Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)
'Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.' ~ Damar
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
'Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.' ~ Damar
'You cannot be neutral on a moving telehandler.' ~ President James Marshall
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
'You cannot be neutral on a moving telehandler.' ~ President James Marshall
'Redrum.' ~ Richard the Lionheart
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
'Redrum.' ~ Richard the Lionheart