Ms. Jaxxon
@unprepossesing.bsky.social
Unprepossessing on YouTube
She/Her
20 | part time comedian, full time pondering
She/Her
20 | part time comedian, full time pondering
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Ms. Jaxxon
@unprepossesing.bsky.social
· May 19
Kermit The Frog Cannot Handle a Bad Bitch
Analyzing the relationship between Kermit the Frog and Ms. Piggy.
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It feels good to say that I finally put some of my work on substack so it isn't just sitting in google docs! lolol
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I am so excited to be casted part of a new indie horror game coming out!
June 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am so excited to be casted part of a new indie horror game coming out!
Recession indicator: pursuing posting on youtube like it is 2018.
May 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Recession indicator: pursuing posting on youtube like it is 2018.
me actively trying to eat woke hot soup:
The one pirate named She: There She blows!
me: omg thank you (started kissing passionately)
The one pirate named She: There She blows!
me: omg thank you (started kissing passionately)
May 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
me actively trying to eat woke hot soup:
The one pirate named She: There She blows!
me: omg thank you (started kissing passionately)
The one pirate named She: There She blows!
me: omg thank you (started kissing passionately)
It feels good to say that I finally put some of my work on substack so it isn't just sitting in google docs! lolol
substack.com/@unpreposses...
substack.com/@unpreposses...
Kermit The Frog Cannot Handle a Bad Bitch
Analyzing the relationship between Kermit the Frog and Ms. Piggy.
substack.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It feels good to say that I finally put some of my work on substack so it isn't just sitting in google docs! lolol
substack.com/@unpreposses...
substack.com/@unpreposses...
women make my hands really sweaty and my clinis hard
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
women make my hands really sweaty and my clinis hard
Reposted by Ms. Jaxxon
happy black history month to all of my hot and sexy mutuals, hello to the rest of you
February 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
happy black history month to all of my hot and sexy mutuals, hello to the rest of you
i got to stop saying whatever on here and leaving because i forget my actions
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i got to stop saying whatever on here and leaving because i forget my actions
im can feel the sad gay european that are only in pornos, or maybe a snuff man, in my eyes today
February 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
im can feel the sad gay european that are only in pornos, or maybe a snuff man, in my eyes today
i saw a man at beekeeping age rip a fat one from a vape in a parking lot. I see my future and it is bright.
January 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i saw a man at beekeeping age rip a fat one from a vape in a parking lot. I see my future and it is bright.
YES I AM A JESTER FOR BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS WOMEN.
YES, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHUCKLE.
I NEVER DO IT FOR THE MAN.
YES, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHUCKLE.
I NEVER DO IT FOR THE MAN.
January 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
YES I AM A JESTER FOR BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS WOMEN.
YES, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHUCKLE.
I NEVER DO IT FOR THE MAN.
YES, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A CHUCKLE.
I NEVER DO IT FOR THE MAN.
them: ok, maybe we shouldn’t roleplay
me, in a very eerie, long cape covering half my face with cheap, glow in the dark vampire teeth in: AH. AH. AH. i’veth come tew shuck chur dihck
me, in a very eerie, long cape covering half my face with cheap, glow in the dark vampire teeth in: AH. AH. AH. i’veth come tew shuck chur dihck
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
them: ok, maybe we shouldn’t roleplay
me, in a very eerie, long cape covering half my face with cheap, glow in the dark vampire teeth in: AH. AH. AH. i’veth come tew shuck chur dihck
me, in a very eerie, long cape covering half my face with cheap, glow in the dark vampire teeth in: AH. AH. AH. i’veth come tew shuck chur dihck
January 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
you guys are sooo pretentious.
we GET IT.
You read books, you like coffee, you don’t understand why people are so upset about tiktok, and you really like y2k quotes mixed with eye-rolling dad jokes
who do you need to pick you??
we GET IT.
You read books, you like coffee, you don’t understand why people are so upset about tiktok, and you really like y2k quotes mixed with eye-rolling dad jokes
who do you need to pick you??
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
you guys are sooo pretentious.
we GET IT.
You read books, you like coffee, you don’t understand why people are so upset about tiktok, and you really like y2k quotes mixed with eye-rolling dad jokes
who do you need to pick you??
we GET IT.
You read books, you like coffee, you don’t understand why people are so upset about tiktok, and you really like y2k quotes mixed with eye-rolling dad jokes
who do you need to pick you??
no one:
alicia keys: IN NEWWW YOORRKK WHERE CONCRETE DREAMS AND WET DREAMS ARE MADE OFF!! LETS HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK!!
alicia keys: IN NEWWW YOORRKK WHERE CONCRETE DREAMS AND WET DREAMS ARE MADE OFF!! LETS HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK!!
January 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
no one:
alicia keys: IN NEWWW YOORRKK WHERE CONCRETE DREAMS AND WET DREAMS ARE MADE OFF!! LETS HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK!!
alicia keys: IN NEWWW YOORRKK WHERE CONCRETE DREAMS AND WET DREAMS ARE MADE OFF!! LETS HEAR IT FOR NEW YORK!!
i want to be a werewolf so when im angry i could dig a nice hole- full moon style.
January 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i want to be a werewolf so when im angry i could dig a nice hole- full moon style.
may any of my threads be on my tombstone one day
December 30, 2024 at 1:36 AM
may any of my threads be on my tombstone one day
CHRISTMASSS TIMEE IS HEREERE, SUCKING COOCCCKK AND BEEERRRR
CHRISTMAS TIMEEE IS HEREEE
CHRISTMAS TIMEEE IS HEREEE
December 11, 2024 at 7:29 AM
CHRISTMASSS TIMEE IS HEREERE, SUCKING COOCCCKK AND BEEERRRR
CHRISTMAS TIMEEE IS HEREEE
CHRISTMAS TIMEEE IS HEREEE
basically i am socrates reigncarnated.
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
basically i am socrates reigncarnated.
i dont like dasani water that shit taste like its been sitting in a squirt gun all summer with a hint of glue in it.
November 21, 2024 at 11:21 PM
i dont like dasani water that shit taste like its been sitting in a squirt gun all summer with a hint of glue in it.