Melted Puddle of Guy
@unmagicalsean.bsky.social
Keeping things close to the vest here so I can say what I want.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad.
If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”
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oh my god? I have pen pals???
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
oh my god? I have pen pals???
Gozer says "mpreg is real and can't hurt you"
Hey are you going to #PAXU? Find me on the show floor this weekend, tell me “I want to get Nocked up” and I’ll hand you a free Nock Deck Block (while supplies last)!
You can also grab a @inklincustoms.bsky.social token!
You can also grab a @inklincustoms.bsky.social token!
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gozer says "mpreg is real and can't hurt you"
buy me some penis and cracker jack
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
buy me some penis and cracker jack
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instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
banger
Super secret spy prog
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
banger
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Tonight at 6 PM ET, catch me slinging spells with @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social, @jesterkingdom.bsky.social, & @spectramtg.net!!! CMDR WITH PALS!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tonight at 6 PM ET, catch me slinging spells with @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social, @jesterkingdom.bsky.social, & @spectramtg.net!!! CMDR WITH PALS!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
Sponsored by @moxfield.com!
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Hey yall! Excited to announce I just got accepted as a Mana Pool affiliate! Use my link here to get a discount on your first order, and support me at the same time. Mana Pool has quickly become my favorite place to shop for cards, and I'm sure it'll be yours too.
manapool.com?ref=gwenshin...
manapool.com?ref=gwenshin...
The Market for Magic Cards - Mana Pool
Tap into the marketplace for Magic: The Gathering cards. Buy and sell MTG singles and sealed product.
manapool.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey yall! Excited to announce I just got accepted as a Mana Pool affiliate! Use my link here to get a discount on your first order, and support me at the same time. Mana Pool has quickly become my favorite place to shop for cards, and I'm sure it'll be yours too.
manapool.com?ref=gwenshin...
manapool.com?ref=gwenshin...
leg thumping
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
leg thumping
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A Dino beast for @asmalldeer.bsky.social ! Thanks again for your extra life donation!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A Dino beast for @asmalldeer.bsky.social ! Thanks again for your extra life donation!
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OUR spells, comrade
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
OUR spells, comrade
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Hey, say something nice to your internet pals today, okay? We're all overwhelmed all the time with so much negativity, it can be nice to consciously break that.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hey, say something nice to your internet pals today, okay? We're all overwhelmed all the time with so much negativity, it can be nice to consciously break that.
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Ring the bell 29 times, then one more.
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
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November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ring the bell 29 times, then one more.
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shoebox.gg
Come hang out with your old pal Spectra, and tons of way sweet, way cool folks who truly embody the Gathering!
Maybe I'll have my "Baby's First Chainsaw" cube ready by then...
Come hang out with your old pal Spectra, and tons of way sweet, way cool folks who truly embody the Gathering!
Maybe I'll have my "Baby's First Chainsaw" cube ready by then...
Shoebox 2026 - Magic: The Gathering Convention | St. Paul, Minnesota
Join us at Shoebox 2026, a vibrant and inclusive Magic: The Gathering convention in St. Paul, Minnesota, March 13-15, 2026. Featuring proxy-friendly cube events, cEDH tournaments, team formats, and al...
shoebox.gg
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
shoebox.gg
Come hang out with your old pal Spectra, and tons of way sweet, way cool folks who truly embody the Gathering!
Maybe I'll have my "Baby's First Chainsaw" cube ready by then...
Come hang out with your old pal Spectra, and tons of way sweet, way cool folks who truly embody the Gathering!
Maybe I'll have my "Baby's First Chainsaw" cube ready by then...
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it's Monday! you know what that means!
go to @shoebox.gg
get your weekend badge (or more!)
come meet me and many other way cooler people in March, 2026
go to @shoebox.gg
get your weekend badge (or more!)
come meet me and many other way cooler people in March, 2026
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it's Monday! you know what that means!
go to @shoebox.gg
get your weekend badge (or more!)
come meet me and many other way cooler people in March, 2026
go to @shoebox.gg
get your weekend badge (or more!)
come meet me and many other way cooler people in March, 2026
have we considered bring back tarring and feathering?
perhaps drawing and quartering?
perhaps drawing and quartering?
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
have we considered bring back tarring and feathering?
perhaps drawing and quartering?
perhaps drawing and quartering?
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Just one more call to your Senator bro I swear bro just one more call will fix it
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just one more call to your Senator bro I swear bro just one more call will fix it
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ted cruz anime naturals
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
ted cruz anime naturals