unlearnable.bsky.social
@unlearnable.bsky.social
College Educated Resident of the Pacific NW
Trump accounts are the latest salvo in the long term Wall Street objective to directly subsidize the stock market with federal debt. $1000/head for 3-4m babies (max) won't do much but they need to start somewhere to normalize the scheme.
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Mina Kimes is coming for Stephen A's title of "most overexposed talking head."
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Much like Air Force 1, Trump pulls a mid air 180 in Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
These guys follow the NFL for a living. Might as well flip coins.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I don't see why this is a problem.

You're satisfied with AI girlfriend? Have AI kids.

Jeesh....some nerds are really stupid.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Lamar wants to have children with his girlfriend. The problem? She’s entirely AI
As synthetic personas become an increasingly normal part of life, meet the people falling for their chatbot lovers
www.theguardian.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Way things are going, looks like those Doomsday Preppers are gonna be right after all.
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Illegal wars are now American 'victories?"

Is every major newspaper in the bag these days?

It's Bizarro World.

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Justice in Venezuela
The next challenge is setting the country up for long-term success.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
When Dante wrote about the Abyss, this is what he was talking about.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
More than 20% of videos shown to new YouTube users are ‘AI slop’, study finds
Low-quality AI-generated content is now saturating social media – and generating about $117m a year, data shows
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Watching LeBron go through his pregame handshake routine with his teammates and thinking, "this is more contact than he will experience the entire game."

How silly the NBA has become.
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This just in from the White House: Much like the Trump-Kennedy Center, all BLS inflation reports from now on will be called "Trump Prosperity" Reports unless, of course, they come in worse than expected, in which case they will be called "Biden Blunders" Reports.
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I keep seeing ads condemning wire grill brushes. Do people really eat wire bristles without realizing it? Are people cleaning their grill WHILE they cook?

Seems like this would happen so rarely as to be a completely ridiculous safety concern.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is it just me?
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I have been told this story is fake and yet I still want to believe it.

It's a "me" problem.

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/abdul-ca...
Abdul Carter falls victim to fake news porn tweet
A fake tweet about Abdul Carter watching porn during a team meeting went viral before the Giants' Monday Night Football game.
awfulannouncing.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If we have to destroy the planet so an 8 year old thinks her lost lamb is just on vacation, I say, "Hell...at least we went out swinging."
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Either the best troll of 2025 or Rico Dowdle is a complete moron. I'm rooting for the former.

Rico Dowdle's Key & Peele '2 pumps' celebration got flagged anyway share.google/mCrrfWsvAHFO...
Rico Dowdle's Key & Peele '2 pumps' celebration got flagged anyway
Turns out, you *can* get flagged if you stop at two pelvic thrusts in the NFL.
share.google
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
James Cameron, haven't you stolen enough money already?
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...
AI firm wins high court ruling after photo agency’s copyright claim
Ruling in case brought by Getty Images against Stability AI is seen as a blow to copyright owners
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bills' Mafia strikes in the Pacific NW. Is anywhere safe?
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM