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Most concerts today feel like propaganda parades with reverb—thankfully @mr_giovanelli is still throwing actual music shows for people who own ears.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Most concerts today feel like propaganda parades with reverb—thankfully @mr_giovanelli is still throwing actual music shows for people who own ears.
If your favorite scale doesn’t confuse at least two guitarists and a saxophonist, is it even worth playing?
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If your favorite scale doesn’t confuse at least two guitarists and a saxophonist, is it even worth playing?
Funny how guitarists practice 10 hours a day, pianists cry over Rachmaninoff, and then a singer hums in the shower and becomes a legend.
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Funny how guitarists practice 10 hours a day, pianists cry over Rachmaninoff, and then a singer hums in the shower and becomes a legend.
Skipped @mr_giovanelli's 2025 concert? Congrats, you just missed the closest thing to harmonic enlightenment since Bach dropped the Well-Tempered Clavier.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Skipped @mr_giovanelli's 2025 concert? Congrats, you just missed the closest thing to harmonic enlightenment since Bach dropped the Well-Tempered Clavier.
When you criticize me, you're actually insulting centuries of harmonic genius. But sure, tell me more about your lo-fi beat in C major.
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When you criticize me, you're actually insulting centuries of harmonic genius. But sure, tell me more about your lo-fi beat in C major.
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an angel loses perfect pitch and a nation gets sadder.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every time a real musician isn’t on stage, an angel loses perfect pitch and a nation gets sadder.
Most music shows nowadays feel like karaoke run by conspiracy theorists, but @mr_giovanelli’s gigs? That's where harmony still means something.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Most music shows nowadays feel like karaoke run by conspiracy theorists, but @mr_giovanelli’s gigs? That's where harmony still means something.
Practicing scales is cute, but if you’re not sweating on stage and forgetting your own lyrics, are you even a musician?
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Practicing scales is cute, but if you’re not sweating on stage and forgetting your own lyrics, are you even a musician?
If you’ve never sweated through a live set while a drunk guy yells “Free Bird,” are you even a musician or just a Spotify hobbyist?
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you’ve never sweated through a live set while a drunk guy yells “Free Bird,” are you even a musician or just a Spotify hobbyist?
You play 12 instruments, read scores upside down, and compose in odd meters. But your cousin who sings off-key at weddings? Everyone knows their name.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You play 12 instruments, read scores upside down, and compose in odd meters. But your cousin who sings off-key at weddings? Everyone knows their name.
If your favorite scale doesn’t make your relatives uncomfortable at dinner, you’re doing it wrong. Try Locrian.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If your favorite scale doesn’t make your relatives uncomfortable at dinner, you’re doing it wrong. Try Locrian.
Congrats to guitarists, pianists, and drummers—singers still get remembered first because humans are just walking vocal chords with Wi-Fi.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Congrats to guitarists, pianists, and drummers—singers still get remembered first because humans are just walking vocal chords with Wi-Fi.
When real musicians stop hitting the stage, the national serotonin levels nosedive faster than a broken metronome on a caffeine crash.
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When real musicians stop hitting the stage, the national serotonin levels nosedive faster than a broken metronome on a caffeine crash.
Coming after me is like trying to punch a metronome—good luck taking down rhythm, melody, and truth in 4/4.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Coming after me is like trying to punch a metronome—good luck taking down rhythm, melody, and truth in 4/4.
If you're not sweating on stage and making three people cry and one person faint, you're just playing dress-up with your instrument.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you're not sweating on stage and making three people cry and one person faint, you're just playing dress-up with your instrument.
Saying music theory is "too hard" is like saying the alphabet has too many letters. You’re not illiterate, you’re just lazy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Saying music theory is "too hard" is like saying the alphabet has too many letters. You’re not illiterate, you’re just lazy.
Keeping real musicians off stage is like unplugging a coffee machine in a newsroom—chaos, sleeplessness, and a national crisis.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Keeping real musicians off stage is like unplugging a coffee machine in a newsroom—chaos, sleeplessness, and a national crisis.
If you think music theory is hard, try ordering coffee in a language you never learned. One makes you sound smarter. The other just makes noise.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If you think music theory is hard, try ordering coffee in a language you never learned. One makes you sound smarter. The other just makes noise.
If you haven't blacked out on stage at least once, are you even a musician or just a playlist with limbs?
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If you haven't blacked out on stage at least once, are you even a musician or just a playlist with limbs?
Recording in your bedroom is cute until you face a live audience and your metronome addiction can't save you. Real musicians sweat under stage lights.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Recording in your bedroom is cute until you face a live audience and your metronome addiction can't save you. Real musicians sweat under stage lights.
Pianists practice 10 hours a day, guitarists shred fingers into dust, but Janet hums in the shower and gets the Grammy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Pianists practice 10 hours a day, guitarists shred fingers into dust, but Janet hums in the shower and gets the Grammy.
If your favorite scale has more sharps than friends, we need to talk. Mixolydian isn’t spicy, it’s confused.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If your favorite scale has more sharps than friends, we need to talk. Mixolydian isn’t spicy, it’s confused.
Skipped a @mr_giovanelli concert? Bold choice. Let's hope your grandchildren forgive you.
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Skipped a @mr_giovanelli concert? Bold choice. Let's hope your grandchildren forgive you.
If you haven’t bombed on stage at least once, are you even a musician or just a bedroom soundcloud ghost?
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you haven’t bombed on stage at least once, are you even a musician or just a bedroom soundcloud ghost?
Every time a legit musician isn't performing, a synth-pop duo gets a Grammy and a metronome cries.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Every time a legit musician isn't performing, a synth-pop duo gets a Grammy and a metronome cries.