@unicorncancer159.bsky.social
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Chordoma cancer patient. Weenie dog costumer. Aspiring senior citizen pole dancer. Bad ass bookworm. Black belt tightwad. Repository of cheap recipes. No DMs.
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mishellbaker.bsky.social
Breaking,from the White House:

It's been determined that January causes autism, so starting in 2026 January is illegal and will be replaced by TWO new months: Trumpuary and Trumptember, 45 and 47 days long, respectively.

Don't worry about the math, math is fake news
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
My husband has been told to use them by medical providers since he is severely underweight. When he was in the nursing home, they added protein powder to the desserts for all the residents.

He is elderly. He can barely raise his right arm or walk. Not a body builder.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
I have been using protein powders for about two years. Anemic husband, cancer patient myself. We are not body builders but sick old people.

Usage of these products is pretty common in nursing homes too.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Another Trumpian vanity projects funded by "private donations". www.axios.com/2025/10/15/t...
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Sure, let's cancel all those schools being built and creating more affordable housing and build a monument to MAGA.

I've never been to DC. Why do they need an arch? Aren't there plenty of monuments already?
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Hair salons, restaurants, insurance agencies, tax preparers, artists, boutique owners, home building professions won't be able to be small businesses anymore. Who really wants a hair cut from Great Clips? Or having H & R Block be your only option?
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rbreich.bsky.social
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Need more gold leaf in the right hand panel of this cartoon.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
There are a number of crimes that come to mind here. Bribery? Influence peddling? Impeachable offenses?

We'd be here for a month listing them all.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Plaques are a nice way to show support too.

Never hurts to be nice to people who help keep you safe in the workplace.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Yeah, I'd hide your fiance somewhere safe.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
It's quitting time. No meaningful response over that bill that I don't owe.

That's okay. There are regulatory agencies in the State of IL for this kind of problem and I have no problem with asking for assistance.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Spaghetti served "en casserole" isn't a bad idea for a messy kid trying to eat pasta from a plate.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
I once bought crunchy PB since a dog biscuit recipe called for it.

My husband told me it's grounds for divorce. He had an ample supply of creamy.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Given my condition, I don't think I'm going to risk getting run over by a MAGA prick. Parking is going to be problematic too.

I'll cheer them on from home.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
The bad driver with the bad temper was granted a continuance yesterday. By a MAGA judge.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
The last protest, some good old MAGA white boy drove his truck into the protesters. The good old MAGA boy sprayed pepper spray into the face of someone who told him to be a better driver.

I just checked and the judge on the case is the son of MAGA Rep. Mike Bost.

www.wsiltv.com/news/crime/7...
78-year-old arrested, accused of spraying victim with pepper spray during protest in Carbondale
CARBONDALE, Ill. (WSIL) -- Carbondale police arrested a local man after an incident involving a vehicle and pepper spray during a protest on West Main Street.
www.wsiltv.com
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
Anthem's online claims processing keeps EOBs and claims for two years. The dispute is over events that happened in October 2023. Thankfully, we got the EOBs by mail so I have the documentation.

I took it to the corporate level. If the bitch who turned me away is fired, she deserves it.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
What's the real shame in all this is this facility denied me admission when I needed skilled nursing after my surgery a year later. I had to heal from the amputation and fracture at home with a caregiver who was healing from a spinal cord injury.

I called the corporate office.
unicorncancer159.bsky.social
I counted seven errors on this invoice from skilled nursing for service in 2023. Seven! If I had produced an invoice like this working as a paralegal, my ass would be fired.

Wrong ins company, wrong claim number, no procedure codes, the invoice doesn't add up to the services billed to insurance.