GUNDHAM TANAKA!
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unholylordofice.bsky.social
DO YOU THINK I'M FRIGHTENING? ORGAN CHORDS AND LIGHTNING. IF I SHOW MY FANGS WILL YOU TELL ME THAT THEY'RE COOL?

-lit headcanon-based gundham tanaka, SDR2
-danganronparp & multiships with chem.
-n/sfw for themes, language, and jokes.
-minors dni.
-scribbled by shiloh / g.

#DANGANRONPARP
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Peeling his jumpsuit back, revealing the prime and tender meat of his shoulder, Gundham's fangs come out, and he quickly sinks his teeth in, gulping down the life that flows through him.]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"AH....O-okay..." He flushes a bit, leaning over to let the other bite him, giggling. He...enjoys this a bit too much.

"Yeah...yeah I don't mind if we do, honestly. I'd rather die with you than without. It's nicer this way."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER, I'M HUNGRY.

[The dhampir could not find Mikan to restock on blood, so he's taking from the source. His grip on Soda remains tight.]

If we die because we're romantically involved, so be it. We'll walk backwards into Hell and out curse every demon.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[He finds Souda's laugh intoxicating, and finds himself falling into the same state.]

IF WE DO K!LL THEM, WE MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THEIR WORKLOAD... BUT I'VE BEEN ENOUGH FOR LADY ENOSHIMA'S FORCES OF DESPAIR FOR A WHILE NOW, TO HELL WITH THEM ALL~
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"Yeah! Kill them! Kill them all ahahahahh..." he's too excited about this, eyes crazed, giggling a bit manically.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
IN-FIGHTING WITH OUR CLASSMATES ISN'T WISE, BUT... PERHAPS IT'S THE BEST CHOICE.

[Good luck trying to kick Gretchen's ass.]
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yourmoralcompass.bsky.social


ㅤㅤNo matter how intensely the stormy seas may batter me,
ㅤㅤㅤI will not fall as long as my feet are firmly planted !

ㅤㅤㅤㅤAnd if you can't do it alone, just find someone to
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsupport you, and you can support them back !

unholylordofice.bsky.social
IN-FIGHTING WITH OUR CLASSMATES ISN'T WISE, BUT... PERHAPS IT'S THE BEST CHOICE.

[Good luck trying to kick Gretchen's ass.]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"Well frick! We're like...so screwed man..." He runs a hand through greasy, blood-soaked hair...

"Dammit! Um...I guess we kill anyone who says anything?"
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[A groan.]

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EITHER, FOOL!

[A sigh, shaking his head.]

IT CAN'T INVOLVE US DY!NG, KAZUICHI.

[How hot, he called Soda by his first name!!!]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
GIVE ME YOUR SHOULDER, I'M HUNGRY.

[The dhampir could not find Mikan to restock on blood, so he's taking from the source. His grip on Soda remains tight.]

If we die because we're romantically involved, so be it. We'll walk backwards into Hell and out curse every demon.
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
@unholylordofice.bsky.social

He's already got mixed and unusual feelings about this guy...It's already driving him insane. The hug has his blood running cold. Freezing him in place. He just...tenses, blushing.

"G-get off me! Before someone sees..." The complaint id a half-hearted mutter.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[A groan.]

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EITHER, FOOL!

[A sigh, shaking his head.]

IT CAN'T INVOLVE US DY!NG, KAZUICHI.

[How hot, he called Soda by his first name!!!]
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"Why am I the one who's gotta come up with something?! Especially if you're smart more than sometimes...I'm the idiot here...Um...I dunno. Kill each other?"
unholylordofice.bsky.social
. . . I AM SMART MORE TIMES THAN JUST SOMETIMES.

[Grumbled.]

SO. WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO?
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Making a face.]

WHAT IS THE ACTUAL QUESTION.
jabberwockduo.bsky.social
🍊: "Hey guys, so we have a question."

⚙️: "If one were to give backshots to Mangle from FNAF, would that make you a furry?"

🍊: "... Not that one, Kazuichi..."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
D-DON'T HURT HER, WILL YOU?! SHE'S JUST A LITTLE INFANT HAMSTER, I DO NOT WISH FOR HER TO GET SQUISHED!

[He's also helping trying to catch the little thing, who is snuggled up in the sleeve of his discarded shirt before either of them could find her.]
baby-gangster.bsky.social

ㅤletting out a short, shrill scream, he'd stand still no longer, stepping about and reaching at the back of his collar.

ㅤ" FUCK, FUCKFUCK - SHIT - !!
ㅤGUNDHAAM - ! " ( * 💢 )

ㅤquickly grabbing at his button up in some desperate attempt to remove the rodent from his frame.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
(( i am a dirty thief :3 ))
unholylordofice.bsky.social
(( I AM VERY BAD WITH DISPLAY NAMES I AM SORRY </3

AND OW OW OW STAHHHHHP
unholylordofice.bsky.social
I am appreciative of your willingness to protect your future ruler, however... I am more worried that I did not bring much on survival supplies with me. . . Perhaps if that New Girl was with us...

[Mumbling that last part, before looking up.]

Never mind such things. Look, the sunset!
gentlemologist.bsky.social

"Yes! Gonta promise to keep Gundham safe, like true gentleman!"

ㅤIt's not often he had the chance to spend his night outside in the wilderness since he joined the academy, this was quite the opportunity.

ㅤThere was no sign of rain either in the horizon, truly the conditions were perfect.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Now, that was something Tanaka didn't really account for.]

...I suppose we could stay a little longer... if you're sure.

[A sigh, as he lets a lady bug fly out of his palm.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
(( im sorry in advance for gundham.

-a finger on the monkey's paw curls inward- /silly ))
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Now, that was something Tanaka didn't really account for.]

...I suppose we could stay a little longer... if you're sure.

[A sigh, as he lets a lady bug fly out of his palm.]
gentlemologist.bsky.social

"It okay, no worry Gundham! Gonta can handle dangerous animals. Forest family taught Gonta how to survive in the wild."
unholylordofice.bsky.social
While the sunset would be a most marvelous sight to see, dangerous animals come out at night, and I do not wish for us to get lost in the dark. . .

[He seems... shamed to have to say that.]

My greatest apologies.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
++ Deva has snuck her way onto your form.

[His voice is gruff and quiet, only for the sake of the young hamster. Stepping away slowly, carefully moving Fuyuhiko around, eyes scanning carefully. The deva is making direct eye contact with Gundham, and...disappears into Fuyuhiko's shirt!]

Ack!
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[In actuality, he wasn't trying to hug Fuyuhiko. It kinda turned into one by total accident. One of his hamsters had a few babies, you see, and they have quite precocious natures, and one hopped right onto the back of Fuyuhiko's collar.]

Forgive me, but stay very still! A newly appointed Dark ++
baby-gangster.bsky.social
@unholylordofice.bsky.social

ㅤhe coulda sworn its been months since he's seen * this guy - and, frankly, he didn't have any complaints about it.

ㅤespecially not when the guy's suddenly tryna get all mushy on him ? what the hell !?

ㅤ" tanaka - ?? what's the big idea - the hell are you doin' ?! "
unholylordofice.bsky.social
. . . I AM SMART MORE TIMES THAN JUST SOMETIMES.

[Grumbled.]

SO. WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE WE DO?
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"I guess.....You're probably right...eheh...You are smart sometimes! Who would've guessed? But yeah, you're right. We gotta keep spreading and feeling it, letting that emptiness take over..." He sighs, disappointed.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
....PERHAPS IT WOULD BE, BUT WE MUSTN'T ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE K!LLED OVER SUCH THINGS. IF WE D!E NOW, HOW WILL WE SPREAD AND FEEL DESPAIR?
unholylordofice.bsky.social
While the sunset would be a most marvelous sight to see, dangerous animals come out at night, and I do not wish for us to get lost in the dark. . .

[He seems... shamed to have to say that.]

My greatest apologies.
gentlemologist.bsky.social

"H-Huh...? Already?"

ㅤThe gentle giant looked up at the sky, realizing how late it was when he saw the sky blazed with warm colors. He hadn't seen time fly by in good company, too much engrossed with his researches too.

"Gundham want to go back now? What about watching pretty sunset?"
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Gundham was also enjoying himself quite a bit! He's never met anyone at the godless Hope's Peak Academy that was also a beast-speaker, even if it was for insects rather than animals.]

[Once the sun is a bit lower, Gundham garners Gonta's attention.]

Ah, it is starting to grow late, Gokuhara.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
(( slow replies, brain is mush ))
unholylordofice.bsky.social
NO THANK YOU.
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
[He sees the other and waves!] "Hey, wanna join me?"
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Watching. Why is he in love with this idiot again?]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
(( bsky.app/profile/hope... drops a mvrp oc here and runs so fucking fast away ))
bsky.app
unholylordofice.bsky.social
....PERHAPS IT WOULD BE, BUT WE MUSTN'T ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE K!LLED OVER SUCH THINGS. IF WE D!E NOW, HOW WILL WE SPREAD AND FEEL DESPAIR?
soudakazuichi.bsky.social
"Oh man...but wouldn't it be hot to get murdered by everyone because of our love? Like some frickin Romeo and Juliet shit, for real..." He clings onto the other as he thinks about this, letting the other clean himself off but just barely. He's getting weird now. Okay Souda.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
I DO AS WELL. BUT WE NEED TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING, LEST WE ARE DISPOSED OF BY THE OTHER DESPAIRS.

[Gundham uses his tattered cloak to clean his face of quickly drying blood. While most of his face is clean, it's still in his hair and around the edges of his face.]
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[Gundham was also enjoying himself quite a bit! He's never met anyone at the godless Hope's Peak Academy that was also a beast-speaker, even if it was for insects rather than animals.]

[Once the sun is a bit lower, Gundham garners Gonta's attention.]

Ah, it is starting to grow late, Gokuhara.
gentlemologist.bsky.social

ㅤNodding, the entomologist got back up on his feet, exploring the area without ever losing spring in his steps.

ㅤEven if he wouldn't find anything worth new documenting, Gonta was having a blast just being outside in the wilderness and sharing facts about the insects they were stumbling across.
unholylordofice.bsky.social
[The butterfly soon flies off, and Gundham lets out a soft sigh. He notes the sun's position, showing that they have a lot of time left to look about. He gives Gonta a soft smile, a ghost of one, even.]

An organic geode of sorts...Shall we keep looking?