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I played zombies in the original Black Ops II on PS3 about a year ago. Would be very bummed if that was down. Got a few friends still who are down for that.

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 2d

Yellowjackets maybe. Season 1 never reaches Legion's heights but S2 is a complete waste.

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite sub-genre of Reggae

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 2d

At Dodger Stadium...
Take 2d4 psychic damage

Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 4d

Certainly not the people of Chicago

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 5d

Penis Goofin' is one of those phrases that I am sure will be creating motifs during my DMT death fugue

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 5d

Neither seems great but I gotta go with the one that sounds less like Eric Adams

Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 5d

Penis Goofin'

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 6d

The handshake meme from Predator. Two absolutely beefed up arms clasping hands. Guy on the left is labeled "Jon Lovitz," the other says "Marilyn Manson." In the middle they are "agreeing" on "beating up Andy Dick."

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 6d

[Punchline is over-wrought pun]

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 6d

Just pay a Dom you freaks!

Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 6d

Love the very basic idea that the Bill of Rights exists to "protect" state actions.

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 6d

Diwali Dursday!

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 7d

Every follow-up to the Zapruder Film has been missing the one thing that made the original so memorable.

Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 8d

Food for thought: What is the worst franchise made from the best movie?

15 Great Movies That Were Ruined By Becoming Franchises

These classic films should never have gotten sequels.

screencrush.com

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 7d

I'm from Northern California where they say "ammun" for "almond." Incredibly embarassing.

Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 7d

God she's perfect

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 8d

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 8d

Babe, are you okay?
You've barely touched your Coprophagia Haagen-Dazs

A package of dog supplements meant to deter stool-eating. It has "Coprohagia" in large font and, overall, looks like a pint of ice cream.

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 8d

Simple, really...

kid roasts weather man

YouTube video by ProfoundClips

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Prof. HELLousy @uncleicon.bsky.social · 8d

That line from the Coates/Klein video..."Do people you respect say that?" should be the new standard

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