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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 2d

His dick smaller than my toes
Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
His dick smaller than my toes
I'd rather ride Squidward nose

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

I'm trying to watch nostalgia critic! It's dark and spooky! I don't want a succubus! What if you summon something else?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 3d

That’s the whole point of why we’re summoning a demon! So we HAVE one to cuddle!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Can't we just cuddle?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Can't we just cuddle?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 3d

It’s the only way we’re going to get any women at this point

We HAVE to make sacrifices, Ted.

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Yosuke why are we trying to summon a succubus?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Yosuke why are we trying to summon a succubus?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

My face! The unbearable pain!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Do your thing bluesky

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I am

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Are you saying all bears look the same?

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

That's it

BEAR SONA!

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Are you saying all bears look the same?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 3d

“ I think? I can’t exactly tell the difference between you two. “

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 3d

“That would be the other me, right?”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

It's my day off.

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

YOU'LL NEED AN ANTI TEDDIE BEAR CIRCLE TO PROTECT YOU IF YOU TRY TO HURT ME!

𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄 @something-truly.hates.lol · 3d

[I SHOULD THROW
THINGS AT THAT
FUCKING BEAR]

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, why are you sitting here arguing with me when there's empty shelves?

— / / 𝚈𝚘𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚊 ; 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗 🧡 @captressentiment.bsky.social · 3d

AT LEAST THE CLANKER DOES ITS JOB

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Junes hired a C*anker
This job is a fucking prison

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Junes hired a C*anker
This job is a fucking prison

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Teddie trying to apologize for his use of slurs but it comes off incredibly disingenuous and malicious albeit unintentionally and it's just this

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"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

It's star wars, dummy!

ーNAOKI KASHIMAー @an-unnamed-reason.bsky.social · 3d

“I’d be a little more concerned about clones than robots…”

“Unless those robots are being made to look like someone else, then it’s just the same issue.”

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 3d

Ooc

Bro literally just hanging out all day in Yosuke's closet with the only knowledge of the outside world that Teddie gets in there coming from Yosuke's mountains of porno mags and Linkin Park and Nickleback CDs. Teddie was doomed to become what he is from the start.