Hajime Hinata
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Hajime Hinata
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Your average talentless reserve course student. | Parody/RP | Any/All | https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DqSnWvq9QhExFX6hLv8jK7Us98cXEKEH
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'
. 'But, I had no talent.
. Not in sports, neither in arts,
. nor in luck.
. Not in anything.'
. [ HAJIME HINATA JOINS
. PARODY ]
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I fucking love Kendrick.
//You can tell tsumugi’s a saimatsu shipper
Yours are 93 and mine are 91 but everyone makes fun of mine for some reason.
//the entirety of danganronpa could have been prevented if a dude just came out of the closet
Why are you guys so mean about the size of my chest, Gundam’s are like 2 cm bigger :(
Tryna play UDG then suddenly getting jumpscared by the 6576464th fanservice scene
Man trial 5 sure was a tough one.
He doesn’t really do much other than look menacing, he’s capable of destroying the world he just doesn’t want to.
Izuru automatically takes over when I’m severely injured as some kinda weird defense mechanism.

I’d like to imagine that he cares about me but I highly doubt it.
I’m not a cyborg, just a workaholic.
You’re shouting at a brick wall, man.
i can still try though yeah?
Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.
Please don’t do that he doesn’t listen.
well next time he shows up im gonna give him a real talking to!
He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.
He kicks my shit in mentally I physically can’t stop him.
Yes, like a lot.
well im glad youre okay! but jeeze...thats a lot. and he just does that?
I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…
I-I’m fine… you get used to the mental whiplash after 20 or so switches…
[He's a bit startled by this, letting out a little yelp.]

"Jesus...yeah. I hate when he does that too holy shit...Are you okay?"

[He also doesn't like the information being shared around like that. He's got enough guilt. as is.]
Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe-

*in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew*

“He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.”

*His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length*

Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…
Hm, I’m sure it’s somewhe-

*in the span of half a second Hajime’s hair rapidly grew*

“He manufactured and made the blueprints for all the executions, the bike was used on the corn-haired one.”

*His hair then immediately regressed back to it’s normal length*

Gah! Fuck I hate when you do that…
I’m struggling to decide. between my physical health and my grades.
Didn’t almost finish that bike that had a max speed of 585 miles per hour of which rivals the speed of most tsunamis?
jesus, it aint that bad! i swear im like....real good at this. plus the foundation wouldn't let me have the parts for that sorta thing. but there were a lot of scrap parts left on the island that i was allowed to work with, as long as i kept it safe. mostly ive just been upgrading the infrastructure
You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?
You’re like 2 lug nuts from violating the Geneva Convention, dude, how do you keep getting all the part to build all this stuff anyways, aren’t you literally poor?
pftt...thats...honestly understandable. im kinda surprised sometimes myself...i think tsumiki iis too??? especially with komaeda around...
With the shit you’ve been fabricating, I’m surprised you’re aren’t already 6 feet under.
B-but I need this assignment done by tomorrow…
Well to be fair, you don’t exactly make it easy to.