Local Paladin
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ѕнιeld oғ тнe people & loyal вlacĸѕмιтн. ғrιend тo all ιn need. enjoyer oғ ғoodѕ. мonѕтer нυnтer. (Single ship and single) //21+// //(N)SFW// X: https://x.com/Vancethetank?t=IxsU8H9JsxSMGVLmk2aD5g&s=09 (27) #Roleplay #FantasyRP #FFXIVRP #MVRP
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"тнe ѕword and ѕнιeld oғ тнe people. ι ғall υnder no ғlag or ĸιngdoм. нowever oυт oғ тнιѕ ѕυιт oғ ѕтeel, ѕιlver and leaтнer, ι aм вυт a нυмвle вlacĸѕмιтн."

🪓 тravelιng warrιor

🪓 вlacĸѕмιтн aт нearт

🪓 ғrιend тo мoѕт вυт noт all

// #MVRP #SKYRP #SFW #NSFW //
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|| PRINCE ALEXIOS ||
\\\ Banished Noble ///

-- General Info --

🐮 Minotaur mercenary

🐮 Fantasy setting OC, but multiverse friendly!

🐮 35M writer, 15+ years RP experience!

🐮 DMs are open! Explicit RP will be kept there!

🐮 Some NSFW content on timeline, 18+ only, no minors! 🔞

🐮 More info below!
Art source:  Tales of Arcana RPG book, 2015
The Paladin would slowly and carefully make his way through a book store.

Trying his best to not knock anything over as he window shops.
Only on Wednesdays

*Finger guns*
🪓 To get the writing juices going.

I'll now shotgun five monsters back to back
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“Watch me, Chang’e, until the day I forget you.”

//Junko. She has constantly fought against the Lunarians in the name of her child, aiming to take revenge on the immortal soul Chang’e. She came to a ceasefire when learning that Gensokyo would be harmed if she continued.

Perhaps she isn’t all fury…
From Touhou Lostword, Story Card “No Name, No Life”
On rainy days like this, Últa tends to stay in his cabin and cook up a meal with some sides to stay warm.
"Just fucked up a whole wet burrito and now I'm sleepy."
I am sorry for the lack of replies.

Just been running out of steam lately.

Also I've been running a level 1 to 100 deep dungeon and that's been putting a toll on my sanity BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TO PICK A FIGHT WITH EVERYTHING GODS DAMN IT.

*flips table then cuts to black*

Thank you for the wait.
🪓 Biggest mood I've seen tonight.

I feel this.
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“Well Howdy there friend! You looking for some grub.”

(OOC: Ronald McDonald, the beloved mascot from McDonald’s, joins BlueSky. More information down below this pinned post.)
mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar in a dark room .
ALT: mcdonald 's clown playing a guitar in a dark room .
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"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||

❤︎ & ↻
Últa could be seen on his knees in a desert temple deep dungeon, monsters laid around him as his helmet was split into two.

He would be clawing at the beasts, tearing flesh away from the bone as he ate each part with no hesitation.

The Paladin finally cracked and went feral.
Day one back on Twitter. Zoe people are already in my Dms trying to get in my armor.

Very nice
Oh shit, guess I'm back in on twitter too
- "If you want to leave fine.. I can't hold it against you.. but -"

He went silent for a moment, before shaking his head

"Forget about it Bernard. Danke"

Últa said in broken German, before dropping his equipment down as he went to explore the shrine.
- how it used to be, I have to hire extra hands.. I can't keep something like this to myself.. this should benefit everyone.. I'm sorry if this isn't what you hoped.. but this is important to me.. you may not understand now.. but I hope you will one day.."

He would soon crack his knuckles slowly. -
"Well of course. Money is important. Without it, this world.. this land wouldn't last just on its own. It motivates those to fight, build, craft, and adventure out.

It's what drives me to be me.. if I want this place to look -
- away, his smile retreated to a slight frown.

"Glücklich Geburtstag." He hollered dryly.
- Últa would soon slam the book close.

"Alright. This will do for now."
"If you don't mind getting your hands dirty, sure.."

He whispered as he turned the page once again. His finger quickly goes across each page.

"High temperature is needed.. gonna need a lot of hardwood logs.. maybe something else if that doesn't cut it.."

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- "I love it. I'm itching to get started and get to work!"

Maybe he might have missed interrupted the intention of the gift, but he is happy with it none the less.
- rediscovers like this. Honestly could turn this into a type of gathering area.."

Últa would slowly cross his arms for a moment.

"I appreciate you doing so. This is going to be an amazing project!"

He would turn around to face it.

-
"We could.. but with this gift, you placed a mighty order on my plate."

He said with glee as he slowly started to look around, his hands on his beltline, softly muttering to himself before glancing over at Bern.

"Well if you want me to be honest, there is a great coin in -
- this, so it is you who will use it."

There was also the fact that Bernard didn't have anything to give Últa as a birthday gift, so this would hopefully substitute.

"..I hope you like it." This is where his exciting and outgoing demeanor shifted to a sheepish curiosity, uncertain and nervous.