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UkuleleCLE

@ukulelecle.bsky.social

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I provide music in healthcare settings and for hospice patients. I amuse myself by writing ridiculous poetry, wandering aimlessly, and playing stringed instruments. (Note: my so-called haiku are just bad jokes - please respond accordingly)

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · Nov 15

"All of you fascists bound to lose." ~ Woody Guthrie

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4h

My bartender plays
Volleyball so I think he
Is spiking my drinks

#vssdaily #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 5h

When my boss told me
To name my salary I
Chose “Inadequate”

#emoetry #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 5h

Comparing fruit is
Appealing but apples and
Oranges can’t be peared

#haikuchallenge #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 7h

Cloning businesses
Might stem from someone wanting
To be their own boss

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 7h

I’m told to drop the
Undertone of sarcasm
Like that will happen

#vss365 #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

#Cleveland favorite, Warehouse District

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

You might not love my
Absurd musical puns now
Bassoon you sure will

Happy National Bassoon Day #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

Comedy nights at
Haunted mansions aren’t much fun
Ghosts always boo ME

#emoetry #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

I’d suggest putting
Swimming with piranhas last
On your bucket list

#vss365 #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

I did a bunch of
Crunches earlier today
Nestlé and Cap’n

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

The only time I’ll
Fret over nothing is when
I play air guitar

#vssdaily #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

My friend builds robots
He is desolate but still
Makes a lot of friends

#haikufeels #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d

#Cleveland favorite, along the Cuyahoga River

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d

I told my best friend
How much I cherished her but
She just wagged her tail

#haikuchallenge #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d

I had vivid dreams
The last time I went camping
And they were in tents

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d

I wore my raincoat
To the ice cream shop since there’s
A chance for sprinkles

#vss365 #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes I bend down
Grabs my knees and lean forward
That's just how I roll

#vssdaily #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

Thistle along the Cuyahoga River #Cleveland

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

It takes verve, vim, and
Vigor to manage the wild
Circus in my head

#vss365 #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

Fatigued Bicyclists
Should always avoid riding
If they are two-tired

#emoetry #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

My neighbor is an
Unemployed leather worker
With nothing to hide

#vssdaily #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

Don't run with bagpipes
You could put an aye out or
You could get you kilt

#haikuchallenge #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

AI will never be able to replicate my cringewothy dad joke haiku. Never! Okay, maybe someday, but not yet!!

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3d

They have called me a
Lollygagger - I prefer
Leisure specialist

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 4d

#Cleveland favorite, views of downtown