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UkuleleCLE
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I provide music in healthcare settings and for hospice patients. I amuse myself by writing ridiculous poetry, wandering aimlessly, and playing stringed instruments.
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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · Nov 15
"All of you fascists bound to lose." ~ Woody Guthrie
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We seem stuck trying
To solve today's problems with
Yesterday's thinking

#haikufeels #haiku
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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As it sank to the
Ocean floor the ship shuddered
Like a nervous wreck

#emoetry #haiku
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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You matter unless
You combined with speed of light
Then you energy

#vss365 #haiku
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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At the store I could
Not find root vegetables
I hope they’d turnip

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Birds lurking outside
My house are a bad sign if
They’re omen pigeons

#haikufeels #haiku
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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My happiness comes
From good health, awesome friends and
A poor memory

#vss365 #haiku
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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They claim that one day
We’ll be living on Mars but
I prefer Snickers

#haikufeels #haiku
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Serenity comes
From learning to want the things
You already have

#vss365 #haiku
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Upon reflection
I see that as I age I
Want fewer mirrors

#vss365 #haiku
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The statistics on
Those injured while walking drunk
Are just staggering

#haikufeels #haiku
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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My memory's great
I can't recall the last time
I forgot something

#vss365 #haiku
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Washing off pesky
Clay is much harder if you’re
A hairy potter

#emoetry #haiku
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Watching soccer is
Relevant to my life now
There’s rarely a goal

#vss365 #haiku
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Ferocious mimes could
Be stalking us all but you
Won’t hear about it

#emoetry #haiku
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I could invest in
Apple groves but that might be
In cider trading

#haikufeels #haiku
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Irish cities show
Measurable growth with one
Dublin every day

#vss365 #haiku
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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My life seems more a
Collection of random notes
Than a melody

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Well-educated
Englishmen napping are known
As Oxford comas

#emoetry #haiku
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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My town won’t let me
Build defensive structures since
It’s not my forte

#emoetry #haiku
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I believe I can
Learn to read minds but I would
Like to hear your thoughts

#haikufeels #haiku
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If actions do speak
Louder than words then how come
Mimes are so quiet

#vss365 #haiku
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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There was a fire at
The high-end clothing store but
No casual tees

#emoetry #haiku
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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One option for your
Kleptomania is to
Take something for it

#vss365 #haiku
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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There’s always laughter
When my friend brings out her yarn
Since she’s a knitwit

#haikufeels #haiku
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Most expectations
Are uncontaminated
By reality

#vss365 #haiku
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM