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Tyler Harris

@tylerharris75.bsky.social

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Florida state football brings me great pain

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Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 4h

I think most voters are selfish little piggies with no inner life

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Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 2d

They honestly might be right

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 8d

I’m also willing to blame Harris for not throwing these people under the bus the moment she got enough delegates. Would’ve been a great way to publicly back her and try to be a change candidate.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 9d

SWIFT: I don’t give a shit. Fine. Do it. Who even gives a shit about the goddamn Kardashians anyway?

KELCE: Well sir, that’s, uh, part of the problem. It’s—actually, it’s a little funny, kind of, er, complicated—

SWIFT: Spit it out, Christ.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 9d

NIXON: You know, I can’t take the lack of respect I get from this Charli xcx person. to be quite honest, she’s a cokehead. A real addict. Why should we acknowledge what she has to say? It’s upsetting, what some of the youngsters say about each other these days.
HADELMAN: *Unintelligible*

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 15d

Does anyone know if the Noles wr is ok

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 15d

They probably would’ve had to call the game tbh, no way they restore order to that stadium

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 16d

Inflation means it’s gonna cost $5 by Christmas, you’re getting a good deal.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 24d

Then Colbert will just be taken off the air

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 24d

I think most Americans are lazy and selfish and will die in a corner without bread or circuses

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 24d

“Speak up” “push back” yeah no one’s gonna do shit

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · 24d

They should have done this first as a barometer test

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 10

Harris is going to be the democratic nominee again, and nothing will be learned whatsoever, sir.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 10

Republicans do not engage in good faith debate anymore. Have you even paid attention to the past decade of American politics.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 7

Trying not to think about the existential gaping void that 2023 was the only shot we’re ever gonna get and we choked it

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 7

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Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 7

He went full goldberg

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 1

Utah vs. Miami natty with those pass rushes competing against each other

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Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 1

This is a kinda rough stretch. Also have to account for the annual “Mario shits his pants in front of millions” game.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 1

HE NAILED IT

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Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Sep 1

She’s gonna be typecast for another few years, never be able to shake it, and then fade into irrelevancy.

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Aug 31

The next few qb classes look so bleak

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Aug 30

He’s so ass

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Aug 30

It really should have been Kiffin. If there’s a fall off it would at least be funny

Tyler Harris @tylerharris75.bsky.social · Aug 30

What Kalen deboer is gonna get in three hours if he doesn’t lock in