DILF Trainee
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@twunkyotter.bsky.social
· May 27
Coffee is the only thing keeping me alive this morning
Beverly Hills bathrooms do not disappoint!
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Beverly Hills bathrooms do not disappoint!
One of my favorite things to jerk off to are “vintage” nudes from the 2000s. With the hunky tan men with digital cameras, unremovable timestamps on each photo. They feel so authentic. Like wow so there was this sexy man taking nudes on 8/5/2007. Frozen in time.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
One of my favorite things to jerk off to are “vintage” nudes from the 2000s. With the hunky tan men with digital cameras, unremovable timestamps on each photo. They feel so authentic. Like wow so there was this sexy man taking nudes on 8/5/2007. Frozen in time.
Spray tans crack me up 😩😂💀
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Spray tans crack me up 😩😂💀
Being a man is fucking awesome
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Being a man is fucking awesome
My precum is so sweet today. Anyone else taste their own?
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My precum is so sweet today. Anyone else taste their own?
Does anyone else give negative fucks about attending a college or HS reunion? I went to the same college as my parents and they are so fond of it. They are very active alumni and donors too.
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Does anyone else give negative fucks about attending a college or HS reunion? I went to the same college as my parents and they are so fond of it. They are very active alumni and donors too.
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
Meanwhile I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than attend an alumni function…
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Yes I’m a top with a smooth pink hole. Yes I want it rimmed. Yes we exist!
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yes I’m a top with a smooth pink hole. Yes I want it rimmed. Yes we exist!
I dressed up as my tuxedo cat for Halloween 🐈⬛🤵🏻♂️
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I dressed up as my tuxedo cat for Halloween 🐈⬛🤵🏻♂️
Real men take lavender bubble baths
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Real men take lavender bubble baths
Perfect censorship!
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Perfect censorship!
Finally bath season again
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally bath season again
Yes my Southern ass wore this at 50°
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yes my Southern ass wore this at 50°
Does anyone else get major ick from being called babe or baby 😩? Unless you’re an elderly woman calling me baby I don’t wanna hear either lmfao
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Does anyone else get major ick from being called babe or baby 😩? Unless you’re an elderly woman calling me baby I don’t wanna hear either lmfao
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I swear my girl friends are so picky about men. Meanwhile I’m over here like if he has…
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
a man in a suit and tie points to a check mark on a red background
ALT: a man in a suit and tie points to a check mark on a red background
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October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I swear my girl friends are so picky about men. Meanwhile I’m over here like if he has…
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
✅ beard
✅ muscles
✅ thick cock
I’m good to go 🤣
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Everything is better with a group.
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Everything is better with a group.
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Who wants some andouille?
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who wants some andouille?
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Remember a while back when girls were getting manicures the same color of their boyfriend’s tips?
I feel like my dickhead would be a great shade of pink for the nails or lips. It certainly would look good with lips wrapped around it.
I feel like my dickhead would be a great shade of pink for the nails or lips. It certainly would look good with lips wrapped around it.
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Remember a while back when girls were getting manicures the same color of their boyfriend’s tips?
I feel like my dickhead would be a great shade of pink for the nails or lips. It certainly would look good with lips wrapped around it.
I feel like my dickhead would be a great shade of pink for the nails or lips. It certainly would look good with lips wrapped around it.
I want to change careers but have zero interest in going back to college bc I never had student loans and certainly don’t want them now… am I cooked
a man with a beard and a white shirt is smiling .
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October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I want to change careers but have zero interest in going back to college bc I never had student loans and certainly don’t want them now… am I cooked
Let’s not forget the lumberjock ass
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Let’s not forget the lumberjock ass
Did anyone else have a couch with this same pattern in the 90s…
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Did anyone else have a couch with this same pattern in the 90s…