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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3h
7-2 was largest lead brother
twoifbyland.bsky.social
twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 7h
Not long ago dude retweeted his pastor that women should not be ableto vote.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 2d
But he hugged the flag 🙄🙄🙄
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
At first glance I thought it was a mudflap stripper smacking her own backside. Then I saw it. Wrong back hoe
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
Keep making posterboards and podcasts.
twoifbyland.bsky.social
twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
They pulled Saddam out of a cave and tied him to a bumper. Just saying.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
Dude we watched joe schmo after joe schmo walk out of the white house in 2020 with presidential busts and 400 boxes of classified boxes.
twoifbyland.bsky.social
twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
Best rb duo in history. Now just get a qb.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
Another great episode. Gonna call it a tie between your double source Budapest line and Amber's trickle down effect line.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
Great epitome of get off my lawn old loser
twoifbyland.bsky.social
twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
Brooklyn is entirely Russian of which 30%+ are not legal. I dont see anyone up in arms about it. Probably bc they are the right pigment.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 3d
I wish I was so passionate about something so stupid. No I don't.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 4d
And the wife sits silently by
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 4d
That was the quickest dynasty ever! Top 3 wr in the sport and thee worst sports city in America turned on him. We love Wentz! Wentz sucks! We love AJ! Get AJ OUT! Gues who is next? It's not hard to do the math...
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 5d
How's your cry baby sideline book club president doing since he has the worst qb in the East not getting him the ball. And my oh my how fast tne educated sports fan in phikthy turns on a top 3 wr in the league
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 6d
I guess that card has a 4 year expiration date
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 6d
Doing more tv spots than Matthew McConaughey?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 6d
Chicago was on TV this weekend. "Why spend mine, when I can spend yours"
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 7d
Whoever vows to Saddam him to the bumper gets my vote
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 8d
That'll be fun in the yard tomorrow
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 8d
How does one get away with this while sewing 2 suits together to make 1?
twoifbyland.bsky.social
twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 8d
Scheduling that McCartney concert in October was safest bet for a Twinkie fan ever.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 9d
More meetings and posterboard. Teump is taking a back hoe to the white house.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 9d
Can we just fast forward til when we tie saddam to a bumper?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 10d
For my own entertainment now tell me why the Phillies have only 2 World Series since 1883. EIGHTEEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE. you know. Back when there were only 9 teams and way easier to win.
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