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Serious looking boots. Midges just want to make friends with you. Sometimes they get too excited and nip a bit.

Oh no hang on, I’m thinking of puppies.

Midges are monsters!

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 9

Fantastic work. For me it’s just been rushing over to the radio to switch off The Archers before the hideous music starts. Stubbed toe.

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 9

If humans had tails we’d wag them too. We all love dolphins!

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 9

That’s a lot of pilots in one store. Were they shopping for 72 hour deodorant?

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 9

I look into the mirror and see my mother. Not a bit like my mother but EXACTLY the same.

I sometimes feel that I don’t have my own face, I’m just a clone.

It’s weird and a bit sad too.

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 8

Bingo!

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 8

It was so tricky wasn’t it?! Not the best for eclipse watching 😏

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

What a beautiful chunk Felix is 🥰

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

And the architecture, you can’t argue with that!

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

And Ukraine?

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

Exactly! People’s self obsession astounds me. Your god couldn’t care less about you.

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

My favourite colour is called Chic by Avon. Perfect neutral colour, just makes me feel groomed and put together. Very lady-like.

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

That colour almost vibrates doesn’t it? Beautiful

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

It was brilliant, still is. Being British I wasn’t sure what a rich-relationed hometown queen was but I knew it wasn’t me!

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

a man with a beard is looking through a hole in a wall and saying `` here 's johnny '' .

ALT: a man with a beard is looking through a hole in a wall and saying `` here 's johnny '' .

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

Ooooo you’re not wrong!

twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

a woman with a tattoo on her wrist is covering her face

ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her wrist is covering her face

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

I hope they have flasks of hot coffee too!

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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’ve made yellow plum jam. Washed, halved and stoned. Macerated overnight with sugar and lemon juice and cooked at a nice rolling boil (such an accurate description don’t you think!). Poured into jars.

Gobble gobble time on crusty bread 🥰

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