Calypso
@twistedwishgranter.bsky.social
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Host of the annual Twisted Metal Tournament, resident wish-maker.
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It's all for the long game.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.
At least that's what I'm telling myself.
I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.
*Standing around. Blinking a few times.*
"Gaia I hate acting hoity toity for these pampered one percenter bastards."
"If I wasn't walking away with their wallets I'd just punch these assholes in the face."
"If I wasn't walking away with their wallets I'd just punch these assholes in the face."
"Maybe, people are born every day~"
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
(( So y'know how in the first race of #CWGrandPrix Jet came back from nearly dead last, completely itemless, just because he was racing like a boss? ))
(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))
(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))
(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
"It's MPreg Monday, guys! That means if you are reading this and you are a man, congratulations! You are now pregnant!"
“You know what?
I actually feel like being nice to someone today!
I could just NOT be nuisance to others!“
I actually feel like being nice to someone today!
I could just NOT be nuisance to others!“
Infinite wakes up from his sleep, head hovering above his keyboard,
And not even three seconds later he had this look on his face like he had the best sleep of his life.
And not even three seconds later he had this look on his face like he had the best sleep of his life.
(You're walking around. That's the open int bait. You're just walking around.)
(But WOOAAAAHHH, your HAT is still OFF!!!)
(But WOOAAAAHHH, your HAT is still OFF!!!)