Calypso
@twistedwishgranter.bsky.social
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Host of the annual Twisted Metal Tournament, resident wish-maker. Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social No lewd pls
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“I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.”
Portrayal of Calypso from Twisted Metal, specifically Head On
a man with long black hair is sitting at a table with a book
ALT: a man with long black hair is sitting at a table with a book
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Whatever tickles your fancy, Jet.
It's all for the long game.

At least that's what I'm telling myself.
I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.
Is something the matter?
(Calypso stops on his nightly stroll to inquire.)
*Standing around. Blinking a few times.*
I’d do the same thing, to be perfectly honest.
"Gaia I hate acting hoity toity for these pampered one percenter bastards."

"If I wasn't walking away with their wallets I'd just punch these assholes in the face."
Fair enough. I bring my point in because there’s something about you that reminds me of myself…
"Maybe, people are born every day~"
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
Perhaps there may be four, if I have a say.
This may be a bit out of character, but why not?
Also Smash Bros Lawl. Seriously, it is a fun watch.
If Hedgehog Stew has taught me anything, they have never left.
//bro out here like Gordon Ramsay with the way he COOKED
(( So y'know how in the first race of #CWGrandPrix Jet came back from nearly dead last, completely itemless, just because he was racing like a boss? ))

(( Yeah this shit is canon. ))

(( I was just trying to save the monster truck for a last minute push turns out it's my victory lap celebration. ))
That sounds like a situation that could break the likes of the ever optimistic Pangloss.
"It's MPreg Monday, guys! That means if you are reading this and you are a man, congratulations! You are now pregnant!"
@endless-hellfire.bsky.social
If it isn’t Tagon and Nokton! I trust I won’t be disappointed?
@b3st3arthbender.bsky.social
This is a situation not even I could anticipate…
//like for a rival interaction!
That’s wonderful news, Infinite!
“You know what?

I actually feel like being nice to someone today!

I could just NOT be nuisance to others!“
Infinite wakes up from his sleep, head hovering above his keyboard,

And not even three seconds later he had this look on his face like he had the best sleep of his life.
@endless-hellfire.bsky.social
I dub you “Tagon” and “Nokton” respectively.
The Esperanto words for Day and Night.
@will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social
“The Phantom of the Ballet Stage” would be a fitting name, given your love for the art.
I’m looking to practice my vernacular.
//He has no idea who she is but he’s still giving some half-assed courtesy
Of what exactly? One of those days, I presume?
I never had a hat, mysterious voice…
Who are you?
(You're walking around. That's the open int bait. You're just walking around.)

(But WOOAAAAHHH, your HAT is still OFF!!!)
(OPEN INTERACTION)
Some chocolate milk for you,
READER.
Because one, you’re epic, and two, it is actually national chocolate milk day today!