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Ratings and reviews of TP in public bathrooms around the Twin Cities. See them all at twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com. Support: patreon.com/TwinCitiesToiletPaperReviews ko-fi.com/twincitiestoiletpaperreviews ✌🏻❤️🧻

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I’m doing 5 new toilet paper reviews this month.

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Reviews and ratings of toilet paper in public bathrooms throughout the Twin Cities.

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 10h

Okay I tried to read this cause I was legit intrigued, but holy fuck that site has so many ads that I literally couldn’t see the content.

But also I only rate toilet paper in public bathrooms.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 14h

thank you ✌🏻❤️🧻

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 14h

My dad’s birthday was today too ❤️

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 14h

I am a professional

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 15h

I’m stealing that for when I repost this and then I’m blocking you so no one will know

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 22h

The Trailhead – Theodore Wirth Park (Minneapolis)
🧻 Rating: D-

This TP hurt me physically. Okay fine, maybe just mentally. Very bad either way.

Theo Wirth Trailhead - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: D-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

Red Wing Brewery (Red Wing, MN)
🧻 Rating: B+

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

Red Wing Brewery - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: B+

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

Pimento Market/Bde Maka Ska (Minneapolis)
🧻 Rating: C+

Not the most comfortable TP, but I used a normal amount of it after a long bike ride on a hot day and it held up.

Pimento Market - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C+

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

I can usually tell but brand doesn’t factor into ratings

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

Home Depot (Inver Grove Heights)
🧻 Rating: C

This one was pleasantly surprising because only one ply had that awful texture.

Home Depot - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Big oof

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I need a closeup of the BINGO one

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Marcus Oakdale Cinema (Oakdale)
🧻 Rating: C-

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

Marcus Oakdale - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I’m doing 5 new toilet paper reviews this month.

Help make them happen!

Patreon & Ko-fi links ⬇️

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews | Linktree

Reviews and ratings of toilet paper in public bathrooms throughout the Twin Cities.

linktr.ee

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

NONE. Keep them secret. Keep them safe.

But also the taco truck that used to be in the Kmart parking lot.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Donald Trump’s Portland vs. Actual Portland

A hand holding one of the most transparent toilet papers you’ll ever encounter

A roll of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Okay who signed me up for AARP’s email list? I am not even old and also where did you even get this email address

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Wandering Leaf Brewing Company (St. Paul)
🧻 Rating: C-

The width of the roll and the opacity of the paper had me thinking this would be a much worse TP situation than it was. My initial reaction led me to take more than I actually needed. No one wants that.

Wandering Leaf - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Plz get this trash off my page

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

I believe he just forgot the name for Dude Wipes

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Yes okay we all totally believe you

i don't actually use man wipes if that wasn't clear hahahaha

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

There is no safe space for flushable wipes. Not in your pipes, not in our environment, and definitely not in my DMs.

Plz don’t use flushable wipes.

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BlueSky direct messages.
Sender: was a bit embarassed to admit this last night, but here, within the secure environment of a bluesky DM, i will admit that i use man wipes
they have mint scented ones now
Me: They are so bad for plumbing and the environment

A toilet that is part of a display from the Eco Building at the MN State Fair. A sticker on top says, Are “flushable” wipes flushable? Lift for answer.

A toilet that is part of a display about flushable wipes from the Eco Building at the MN State Fair. The lid is up and a red label over the seat says, No! Despite their labels, nearly all wipes are made of plastic and will clog pipes.

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

gtfo

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

Excuse me they are called Tommies

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

Change .com/ to .com./ to get around the paywall