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t.wes
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Don’t ever take me seriously, cause I barely take life seriously. We all die in the end, anyways!
Every time I wake up, America’s baby sitter done something else. Worse than a damn toddler, always touching some shit.
March 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This heartburn trying to take me out.
February 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Guess I’ll go to sleep
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Got a new weighted blanket, I can’t wait to arrive to my bed!!!!!
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Siri really out here “spell checking”, looking stupid.
December 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Nah I dead ass love my kid’s village cause what they don’t do, is play behind my kids. I’m talking about financially, but also mentally and emotionally. They build them up, pray over them & with them, and they pull up with a quickness whenever I call
December 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
My kids god father will text me asking me about what to get the kids, I’ll give him a list then he says “yeah ima just send you the money”…THEN he told me what he wants them to have and asked me to go price it for their age group. SIR!!!! Thank you or whatever 🤣🤎
December 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
It’s way too early to be blocking people
December 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Any chance I get where I only have to leave the house with one kid, I am taking it!!!!!! Motherhood is so peaceful with only one kid!!!!!
December 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
It takes a Fuckin village!!!!!!!
December 12, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Found my daughter a hairstylist that’s over 40 & I couldn’t be more satisfied. She’s on time. She is quick. She’s direct in communication. And she don’t charge my entire life every time we take my daughter to get her retwist and style
December 12, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I probably shouldn’t watch this movie right before bed.
December 11, 2024 at 2:11 AM
If somebody that braids hair ever recommends a movie to watch, ima watch it!
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Don’t ever take me seriously on social media. I’m the most unserious individual you’d come across.
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Should I get my 5 & 3 old a betta fish??? I grew up with them and loved it! I only had 2 my whole childhood cause they lived forever. My mom killed the first one & the second one stuck around until I was like 21
December 10, 2024 at 6:52 PM
And as much as I believe in “DO WHAT WORKS FOR YOU IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP”, that’s the ONE thing I just can’t agree with. Get jiggy with. Or support. And I’m not going to argue about it with any woman willing to do it or any man willing to let a woman do it cause neither are right in the head
As much as I go up for women and believe in their superiority, I can NEVER get behind a woman proposing to a man (in a cis hetero relationship). Like sorry not sorry that shit will never look right to me.
Just seen a pregnant black woman propose to her BD at the babyshower😂😂😂😂bitch are you OK
December 10, 2024 at 6:48 PM
My daughter real bossy and my son don’t give too many fucks but they really are two of the sweetest, most well mannered, smartest kids, I’ve experienced 🩷💙 Blessed is an understatement cause I really don’t deserve their greatness
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
First morning waking up early to start my day writing my gratitudes, manifestations and prayer. I wish I could say I see a special light coming from above. But honestly I just wanna take a nap. But I will continue to make an effort in consistency with growing my relationship with God 🙏🏽
December 10, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Dun dun!
December 10, 2024 at 4:32 AM
IYKYK the whole series.
December 10, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Oh is it called a Skyline instead of a Timeline?? Why tf didn’t yall tell me?! I thought we were cool!
December 10, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Did y’all go see the #Wicked movie? Did y’all like it? I wanna see it but 2 hours and 40 minutes of singing is craaaaazy. 2 hours and 40 minutes of anything is crazy for someone with A.D.D.
December 10, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I really have to make sure I hydrate this week cause the way my in laws gone tear up my liver this upcoming weekend 😭😭
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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And never will be
December 10, 2024 at 3:45 AM
As a happily married woman in the most healthy relationship that I’ve ever experienced, I HATE lovey dovey cheesy ass love movies 🤢
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM