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Turtle D. Magnum
@turtlemagnum.bsky.social
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he/they/it, writer, Legal Adult, purveyor of the winds of change
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shoots a fired ball at you from my boaner
stealing my grandmeras ccar bcause I Need 2 Make Them Pay
wrow!!! i cant believe fallout 4: super special aweseom addition is coming out for Thee Nintendo Switch 2. time to spend 500 dollars on a new console and 79.99% MSRP USD ATLA on Fallout 4 Gamer Blood Edition
My Fellow Americans, With Your Healp I CCan Become THE SECOND A-Merican Doctore To Sew GOatular Testes into Infertile Couples's Thjighs In Ordere To Improve BIrthed Rates & Amerca
i caught ebola getting head from a bio-engineered life size venuss fly trap
wait, apparently a spell in FATAL makes your armor shrink to the point that it crushes you to death. thats actually kinda sick, ngl
detective pikachu just sent my next door neighbor to jail for a columbo style murder mystery...... now hopefully we'll stop getting roaches from them!!!
btw whenever i say the phrase "how wonderful" i almost always mean it in such a way that quoted directly from when morrowind dunmeri women say "How wonderful! Welcome, outlander." as like the generic voiced greeting. like that same exact voice clip, essentially
getting my dick sucksed by a jiangshi but it got bit off when they jumped, as they are wont to do
getting my face ripp'd off by wrinkly gong's ghost necause i'm a monkey bigot
shoves u in the spamton Hole
heh, well guess what Gameres.... a woman claiming to be a former japanese idol just liked a picture of my cat on instagram, so basically i guess you could say i'm famouse or wgatever.........
nothing that fried chicken and a burger and garlic bread and a blowjob cant fix
& i'm sorry that i called you an "Idiot Boy" okay?
if part 7's ending isn't the yessongs version of roundabout i'm fucking rioting
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pour out a glass of chocolate milk for the birthed day of An Real Gamere, my good buddy Max Stirner
i hate cats because they literally never respond to my "Text Messages", it's honestly really disheatening
a lovely baby with heterophobia in its eyes <3
Your lap warmer and quiet companion awaits: Peggy Hill, located in Los Angeles, CA.

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a beauty with homophobia in her eyes...!!
Unlock endless joy and companionship with, Shamrock, located in Pekin, IL.

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what would happen if you pissed in the little orifice that you put water in ina coffee makeer & made like tea or sum shit like that withit
Tch... What is this POWER...?!

their Gamer Energy is Off the Charts..........