Turtle D. Magnum
@turtlemagnum.bsky.social
he/they/it, writer, Legal Adult, purveyor of the winds of change
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December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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tearing up a little bit at this cat. god, i hope i have a nice kitty some day.
Your quiet friend and nap companion awaits: Scotty, located in Robinson, IL.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/scotty-77660431/il/robinson/crawford-county-humane-society-il66/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/scotty-77660431/il/robinson/crawford-county-humane-society-il66/
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
tearing up a little bit at this cat. god, i hope i have a nice kitty some day.
man, professor birch hasnt been the same ever since he lost his wife to PokéCancer
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
man, professor birch hasnt been the same ever since he lost his wife to PokéCancer
if i had a dollar for every time i've woken up from a dream where i ended up punching a dog in the dream and punching a pillow in real life, i'd have two dollars, which isnt a lot but it's weird that its happened twice
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
if i had a dollar for every time i've woken up from a dream where i ended up punching a dog in the dream and punching a pillow in real life, i'd have two dollars, which isnt a lot but it's weird that its happened twice
listen here Communard, my great grand-uncle didnt die of trench spine in WWII just for you to support such frivolities as "Edible Food" & "Potable Drinking Water"
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
listen here Communard, my great grand-uncle didnt die of trench spine in WWII just for you to support such frivolities as "Edible Food" & "Potable Drinking Water"
getting stabbed by a horde of they/them goths
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
getting stabbed by a horde of they/them goths
i am a: cisgnender heterosexual male looking for a strong, dominent women to grap me by the neck and throw me around and put me throut he wall and kill me and murder me adn maime me ,..
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i am a: cisgnender heterosexual male looking for a strong, dominent women to grap me by the neck and throw me around and put me throut he wall and kill me and murder me adn maime me ,..
fist of the north star is, to me, an answer to the question "what if jojo's bizarre adventure was incompetently written, had less interesting fights, and was written by a raging misogynist". and yet it still manages to be pretty enjoyable
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
fist of the north star is, to me, an answer to the question "what if jojo's bizarre adventure was incompetently written, had less interesting fights, and was written by a raging misogynist". and yet it still manages to be pretty enjoyable
my dick is the dark souls of sexual virginity
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
my dick is the dark souls of sexual virginity
sad! instagram milf i followed started posting about georgian nationalism!!! many such cases!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
sad! instagram milf i followed started posting about georgian nationalism!!! many such cases!!!!!
bro you have no idea how happy i am for the valvetendo shitcube. tbh if anybody can make a prebuilt PC work well it'd be valve
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
bro you have no idea how happy i am for the valvetendo shitcube. tbh if anybody can make a prebuilt PC work well it'd be valve
idea for a drink. name of White Goblin. mtn dew, vodka and milk
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
idea for a drink. name of White Goblin. mtn dew, vodka and milk
my white ass got doxxed on the backyardigans wiki by an entity known only as "The Backyardigans Oracle"
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my white ass got doxxed on the backyardigans wiki by an entity known only as "The Backyardigans Oracle"
using instagram earlier. saw a very attractive lady kissing an ugly dude. i have a chance...........
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
using instagram earlier. saw a very attractive lady kissing an ugly dude. i have a chance...........
seen this trend going around. get to know me in 9 games, babey!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
seen this trend going around. get to know me in 9 games, babey!!!!
shoots a fired ball at you from my boaner
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
shoots a fired ball at you from my boaner
stealing my grandmeras ccar bcause I Need 2 Make Them Pay
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
stealing my grandmeras ccar bcause I Need 2 Make Them Pay
wrow!!! i cant believe fallout 4: super special aweseom addition is coming out for Thee Nintendo Switch 2. time to spend 500 dollars on a new console and 79.99% MSRP USD ATLA on Fallout 4 Gamer Blood Edition
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
wrow!!! i cant believe fallout 4: super special aweseom addition is coming out for Thee Nintendo Switch 2. time to spend 500 dollars on a new console and 79.99% MSRP USD ATLA on Fallout 4 Gamer Blood Edition
My Fellow Americans, With Your Healp I CCan Become THE SECOND A-Merican Doctore To Sew GOatular Testes into Infertile Couples's Thjighs In Ordere To Improve BIrthed Rates & Amerca
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My Fellow Americans, With Your Healp I CCan Become THE SECOND A-Merican Doctore To Sew GOatular Testes into Infertile Couples's Thjighs In Ordere To Improve BIrthed Rates & Amerca
i caught ebola getting head from a bio-engineered life size venuss fly trap
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i caught ebola getting head from a bio-engineered life size venuss fly trap
wait, apparently a spell in FATAL makes your armor shrink to the point that it crushes you to death. thats actually kinda sick, ngl
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
wait, apparently a spell in FATAL makes your armor shrink to the point that it crushes you to death. thats actually kinda sick, ngl
detective pikachu just sent my next door neighbor to jail for a columbo style murder mystery...... now hopefully we'll stop getting roaches from them!!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
detective pikachu just sent my next door neighbor to jail for a columbo style murder mystery...... now hopefully we'll stop getting roaches from them!!!
btw whenever i say the phrase "how wonderful" i almost always mean it in such a way that quoted directly from when morrowind dunmeri women say "How wonderful! Welcome, outlander." as like the generic voiced greeting. like that same exact voice clip, essentially
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
btw whenever i say the phrase "how wonderful" i almost always mean it in such a way that quoted directly from when morrowind dunmeri women say "How wonderful! Welcome, outlander." as like the generic voiced greeting. like that same exact voice clip, essentially
getting my dick sucksed by a jiangshi but it got bit off when they jumped, as they are wont to do
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
getting my dick sucksed by a jiangshi but it got bit off when they jumped, as they are wont to do
getting my face ripp'd off by wrinkly gong's ghost necause i'm a monkey bigot
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
getting my face ripp'd off by wrinkly gong's ghost necause i'm a monkey bigot