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Turtle D. Magnum
@turtlemagnum.bsky.social
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he/they/it, writer, Legal Adult, purveyor of the winds of change
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
shoots a fired ball at you from my boaner
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
stealing my grandmeras ccar bcause I Need 2 Make Them Pay
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
wrow!!! i cant believe fallout 4: super special aweseom addition is coming out for Thee Nintendo Switch 2. time to spend 500 dollars on a new console and 79.99% MSRP USD ATLA on Fallout 4 Gamer Blood Edition
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
My Fellow Americans, With Your Healp I CCan Become THE SECOND A-Merican Doctore To Sew GOatular Testes into Infertile Couples's Thjighs In Ordere To Improve BIrthed Rates & Amerca
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
i caught ebola getting head from a bio-engineered life size venuss fly trap
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
wait, apparently a spell in FATAL makes your armor shrink to the point that it crushes you to death. thats actually kinda sick, ngl
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
detective pikachu just sent my next door neighbor to jail for a columbo style murder mystery...... now hopefully we'll stop getting roaches from them!!!
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
btw whenever i say the phrase "how wonderful" i almost always mean it in such a way that quoted directly from when morrowind dunmeri women say "How wonderful! Welcome, outlander." as like the generic voiced greeting. like that same exact voice clip, essentially
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
getting my dick sucksed by a jiangshi but it got bit off when they jumped, as they are wont to do
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
getting my face ripp'd off by wrinkly gong's ghost necause i'm a monkey bigot
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
shoves u in the spamton Hole
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
dick game like spamton
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
heh, well guess what Gameres.... a woman claiming to be a former japanese idol just liked a picture of my cat on instagram, so basically i guess you could say i'm famouse or wgatever.........
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
nothing that fried chicken and a burger and garlic bread and a blowjob cant fix
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
& i'm sorry that i called you an "Idiot Boy" okay?
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
if part 7's ending isn't the yessongs version of roundabout i'm fucking rioting
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 1d
still thinking about that one post i saw where it was a hot lady kneeling on the floor edited to be playing N64 and i cant help but feel like there's something raw in that. maybe it's just because it's what i grew up with but i feel like the N64 was a very weird loner type console. maybe not as much as like the sega saturn or something, but i feel like if you grew up with an N64 you werent exactly the kid going to school dances or anything yknow. i think there's something very real in fantasizing about somebody attractive being into the same things you are, spending quality time with them doing something you love. maybe it's a tad superficial but i think theres a very human desire underlying the edit, something that just speaks to me
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🎃 TITOSCREAMSZ 🎃 @titobeansz.bsky.social · 6d
*dreamy sigh* tall women :))
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 6d
pour out a glass of chocolate milk for the birthed day of An Real Gamere, my good buddy Max Stirner
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 6d
i hate cats because they literally never respond to my "Text Messages", it's honestly really disheatening
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 6d
a lovely baby with heterophobia in its eyes <3
adoptapet.bsky.social Adopt a Pet @adoptapet.bsky.social · 7d
Your lap warmer and quiet companion awaits: Peggy Hill, located in Los Angeles, CA.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/peggy-hill-78570816/ca/los-angeles/stray-cat-alliance-ca809/
Peggy Hill is a Domestic Short Hair cat, available for adoption in Los Angeles, CA. Peggy Hill is a Domestic Short Hair cat, available for adoption in Los Angeles, CA. Peggy Hill is a Domestic Short Hair cat, available for adoption in Los Angeles, CA. Peggy Hill is a Domestic Short Hair cat, available for adoption in Los Angeles, CA.
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 6d
a beauty with homophobia in her eyes...!!
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Unlock endless joy and companionship with, Shamrock, located in Pekin, IL.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/shamrock-77052823/il/pekin/furever-farm-rescue-il1021/
Shamrock is a Pit Bull Terrier and Alaskan Malamute dog, available for adoption in Pekin, IL. Shamrock is a Pit Bull Terrier and Alaskan Malamute dog, available for adoption in Pekin, IL. Shamrock is a Pit Bull Terrier and Alaskan Malamute dog, available for adoption in Pekin, IL. Shamrock is a Pit Bull Terrier and Alaskan Malamute dog, available for adoption in Pekin, IL.
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 9d
ohio starter pokemon
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 10d
what would happen if you pissed in the little orifice that you put water in ina coffee makeer & made like tea or sum shit like that withit
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Turtle D. Magnum @turtlemagnum.bsky.social · 10d
Tch... What is this POWER...?!

their Gamer Energy is Off the Charts..........
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