Turbo
@turbosnark.bsky.social
Turbo’s official shitposting account! Not necessarily SFW, but I’m not posting NSFW content here
…why is is spooky what’s in it?
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
…why is is spooky what’s in it?
If I could have dinner with a famous person it’d be a developer of Purble Place so I can learn WHY
September 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If I could have dinner with a famous person it’d be a developer of Purble Place so I can learn WHY
I don’t mean to judge other monsters but skeletons playing themselves like a Marimba are the best like it’s not even close
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I don’t mean to judge other monsters but skeletons playing themselves like a Marimba are the best like it’s not even close
To quote thunderpup95.bsky.social, the only way to stop a bad guy with measles is a good guy with measles
Bluesky
thunderpup95.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
To quote thunderpup95.bsky.social, the only way to stop a bad guy with measles is a good guy with measles
The local wildlife moved into @thunderpup95.bsky.social’s forgotten hood.
September 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The local wildlife moved into @thunderpup95.bsky.social’s forgotten hood.
What a goddamn world I live in
August 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What a goddamn world I live in
Me at the Miley Cyrus album movie: that was good but occasionally veered into soft core
@thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy”
@thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy”
June 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me at the Miley Cyrus album movie: that was good but occasionally veered into soft core
@thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy”
@thunderpup95.bsky.social at the Miley Cyrus album movie: “uwu look that guy’s title is best grip boy”
Thanks Etsy (she is right though)
May 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Thanks Etsy (she is right though)
There is legitimately nothing worse than when someone claims to have a fanciful formatted doc and it turns out to just be a fuck-ass table
May 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There is legitimately nothing worse than when someone claims to have a fanciful formatted doc and it turns out to just be a fuck-ass table
JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION: I have seen the Disney Channel Original Movie Twitches and I don’t appreciate rumors to the contrary
May 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION: I have seen the Disney Channel Original Movie Twitches and I don’t appreciate rumors to the contrary
Mild to wild nah how about mild to one large iced tea mostly awake
May 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Mild to wild nah how about mild to one large iced tea mostly awake
Explain to me why my smart TV doesn’t have Bluetooth but has built in Microsoft excel functionality
April 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Explain to me why my smart TV doesn’t have Bluetooth but has built in Microsoft excel functionality
I had an ex in college who would watch bootleg Golden Girls .mov files out of a shared google drive and THAT is gay culture sweaty
April 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I had an ex in college who would watch bootleg Golden Girls .mov files out of a shared google drive and THAT is gay culture sweaty
Everywhere I go someone’s trying to explain karst topography to me like ma’am I am aware of limestone
April 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Everywhere I go someone’s trying to explain karst topography to me like ma’am I am aware of limestone
Stay out until midnight in a weekday? Who am I, Lucelle Ball after the bump hits??
April 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Stay out until midnight in a weekday? Who am I, Lucelle Ball after the bump hits??
I hate people saying “sound on” when I receive a meme. You’re not my mom you can’t tell me what my volume has to be
April 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I hate people saying “sound on” when I receive a meme. You’re not my mom you can’t tell me what my volume has to be
Someone out there has a sunburn fetish and someone out there has a lobster fetish and I hope they meet-cute on the beach this summer
March 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone out there has a sunburn fetish and someone out there has a lobster fetish and I hope they meet-cute on the beach this summer
I got a new cow stuffie and let me just say the DRAMA amongst these lil dudes is off the charts this week
March 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I got a new cow stuffie and let me just say the DRAMA amongst these lil dudes is off the charts this week
I told my roommate that the Aperol Urine is an S tier beverage and now I’m “not allowed to make mixed drinks for parties”
March 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I told my roommate that the Aperol Urine is an S tier beverage and now I’m “not allowed to make mixed drinks for parties”
I’m allergic to this furcon
January 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m allergic to this furcon
Ok which pup is gonna make the first porn parody of A Farewell to Arms now that it’s public domain?
January 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ok which pup is gonna make the first porn parody of A Farewell to Arms now that it’s public domain?
A buddy comedy but they’re a car gay and horse girl. She keeps tracking mud onto his seats. He keeps offending her by talking about his superior horsepower. They end every episode by doing poppers together.
December 20, 2024 at 2:14 PM
A buddy comedy but they’re a car gay and horse girl. She keeps tracking mud onto his seats. He keeps offending her by talking about his superior horsepower. They end every episode by doing poppers together.
Shadow the hedgehog? He doesn’t have a job, what exactly am I shadowing him for!?
December 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Shadow the hedgehog? He doesn’t have a job, what exactly am I shadowing him for!?