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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1h

Sure grandpa. Now let’s get you back to bed. /s

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3h

And they did that without blowing it up and killing everyone? Amazing. Or, as Donnie T would say: „amateurs“.

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3h

„geringe Auslastung“ = „es hängen nur wenige Fahrgäste außen am Zug und das Dach ist auch noch frei“. ;)

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3h

Three years late.
And are they going to implement some weak rules with lots of exceptions or are they actually going to go all the way: no visas for Russians. At all. Nothing Russian crosses the border, period.

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 12h

Smart move, he gets to live. Don’t think he‘ll see his mom anytime soon though, if he makes it back to Russia he’ll be considered a traitor and sent off to the next suicide assault.
Will he be lucky enough to surrender a second time?

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d

Nice to know. When exactly is Russia going to act like it?

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d

Let’s make a movie about finding him on the battlefield: Saving Private Ryanov

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d

Anders gesagt: er hat es erfolgreich vermieden in Fettnäpfchen der internationalen Diplomatie zu treten.
Muss man loben, das kommt ja nicht so oft vor. /s

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d

It also means that due to their engine the bombs can be detected relatively easy and dealt with, unlike glide bombs which are pretty hard to detect.

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d

„critically important facilities“.
Probably some dugout in Ukraine with a one-way ticket.

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody is questioning or challenging Russias sovereignty, stupid.
Just stay the fuck out of other countries affairs and territory.

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 2d

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip that started from this Kherson port
Aboard this tiny ship...

The mate was a mighty sailing man
The skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour……

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3d

And then you have delusional Donnie trying to deal with them.
Not too smart. In a state of mental decline. As strong as a wet noodle.
What could possibly go wrong? /s

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3d

Aber was wählen die dann?
Die werden sicher nicht plötzlich grün oder links…ich fürchte diese 39% wechseln dann einfach von der billigen Kopie zum Original und wählen AfD…

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d

Exactly. Whether I‘m threatened by an old missile or a new missile makes exactly zero difference. It’s all propaganda. But let Russia spend it’s last ruble on the latest Wunderwaffe, the sooner they‘ll be bankrupt and collapse. Soviet Union style. :)

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d

Well, they do look scary as hell, so mission accomplished.

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d

How many of those have all electronic components/devices installed AND are able to fly?
Wouldn’t surprise me if half of them are just empty hulls to maintain the illusion of strength.

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d

Same here. Only two groups showed up, a total of five kids. :(
And we were the only decorated house in the neighborhood.

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d

Deal. I‘ll take the risk. Saw the Soviet Union collapse, looking forward to witness Russias collapse. Bring it on Mikhail!

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d

Let me guess:
Before the negotiations can start Ukraine needs to surrender? The same shit as usual? Go and pound sand Mikhail.

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d

Find the officers and reward them. Tell them Ukraine will pay cash for each subordinate they frag.
The poor sobs are going to die anyway, but if their officers kill them they won’t harm Ukrainians.

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d

In true US fashion we‘re bombing for peace again. Hasn’t worked the last 37 times, but hey, now with president peace at the helm it’s bound to be an overwhelming success. /s

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d

Russia is not supposed to talk, they are supposed to stay in their country. So shut up comrade and make sure your troops are going home.

tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 6d

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Jalapeños halbiert, mit Frischkàse gefüllt und mit mit Blätterteig umwickelt.
Z.B.: www.eat-this.org/vegane-jalap...

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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 6d

Too bad Donnie doesn’t give a rats ass about what Americans think.
He collected money to build a ballroom, so he will build a ballroom.
As usual with only the cheapest materials, ignoring the building code, stiffing the contractors and pocketing a large share of the money.