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Jean 🫡
@tufted.bsky.social
(Not really Jean but iykyk)
I was 0 years old today when I found out that Scott Hunter's actor played Cesare Borgia in a different show
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Showed up to the barn after not going for two weeks and saw a bay horse I didn't recognize and thought I was going insane bc I didn't think I had forgotten what they all looked like but no, it was a new one and I wasn't going crazy 😌
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love my husband but I would love it if he would stop drinking my protein shakes I keep for easy on the go access for when I go to the barn only to then remind me about the protein powder we have that he got for himself when we have to go buy more shakes bc he drank them all
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My favorite part of episode 4 is that somewhere out there in the background of those two dumbasses stuck in the yearning and pining cycle of hooking up- Scott Hunter is having a panic attack about being seen with a man in public who is not a teammate

And I think that's beautiful
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
So, what do we think the hollandov rpf tag is like in the heated rivalry universe
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Saw the girl who claimed me as her older sister for the first time in forever at the barn today and promptly handed her Blu-Kote, my horse's cooler, and my riding gloves

(She's going to an indoor show tomorrow)
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Reposted by Jean 🫡
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Managed to manifest the chiropractor at the barn today, was there to help feed this morning and then was thinking about her and was wondering when she'd come and then she pulled in
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yuna Hollander is so real, doesn't give a shit that her son is gay bc she lowkey clocked that already and even gets over the being with his supposed rival thing real quickly

But what she cannot stand for is her son's boyfriend thinking about leaving the team that drafted him #1

True ride or die 😤
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I stg simply flax is a miracle worker
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Actually read a book that was so annoyingly bad that I started writing again just to put better work out there in the world
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Former me was so real keeping copies of my old cover letters 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Cobra insurance is a joke
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Genuinely whoever designed my dryer I wish a thousand steps on Legos upon you and your house
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Lowkey curious as to why my dishwasher smells like robitussin
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Can't take me anywhere, could get drunk and wax poetic about my horse
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
*Holds your hand* Third person pov is not using I pronouns and just not telling the reader right away whose mind we're in- that's a mystery pov
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Another case of "male doctors dismiss women's symptoms because there's no way it's actually as bad as you're describing it" strikes again in my mother finding out that after all these years her gallbladder was enlarged, heavily scarred from constant infections, and full of hundreds of stones 😃
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Idk what juice abler is on y'all but I ordered 10 packs on Monday this week- (5 packs for me and 5 packs for someone at my barn so we could split shipping) and it arrived TODAY
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
To the wedding officiant who said that "love puts up with anything" disrespectfully no 💗
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Nice to be at a wedding where it's obvious the couple wants to be together
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I need everyone to know that one of the verification questions for unemployment was asking me what my zodiac sign was which is wild bc if you know my birthday you also know that lmao
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Unfortunately your horse was also bullying mine"

You literally don't have to say unfortunately to spare my feelings- I know my horse is a dick 😭💗
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM