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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 15h

Save me local grocery store big pumpkin save me

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 1d

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

Tweet from Quds News Network @QudsNen
BREAKING: Three Palestinians were killed after Israeli quadcopter drones opened fire on residents inspecting their homes in the Shujaiyya neighborhood, east of Gaza City.

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 19h

dibs on his gigantic stash of fakeass supplements, I say 2026 is the year I start grifting crypto bros on fake rhino horns

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 19h

one of my fave things in the world is silly authors notes and translator's notes

text that reads "the raws for this volume ar elower quality than i would like. the images are smaller, and i'm not a fan of the watermarks. if anyone knows where to get better raws, hit me up. Not: my budget is the single live moth i keep in my wallet for comedic effect"

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 2d

If any Torontonians who actually do family thanksgiving are out there... Can I please come? I want turkey 🥺🥺🥺 I will clean dishes 🥺🥺🥺 Plese gib me cran sauss 🥺🥺🥺

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 2d

the amount of fiber i've accidentally trained my body into accepting is worrying. If i am in a naked and afraid situation i would have to be airlifted out for bad tummy so soon

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 3d

banishment to the cold palace speedrun ig

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 6d

i got punched in the face by accident a few days ago and i've honestly been putting off going to the optometrist because I fear that he'll be unable to fully unfuck my frames. I dont wanna bust out the backup glasses :((

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 6d

both roommates are out tonight so im doin feral housewife shit (handwashing shirts in the bathroom sink with dish soap to really get at those fucking oil stains)

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 6d

i mean it's the exact amount of labour that using a jar of prego takes. You boil the noodles, heat up the jar of sauce in the pan and then toss in the wet noodles. the only difference is that these are single serving packets rather than leaving it up to you to commit pasta portion crimes

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 7d

most of these simmer veggies well, so i usually throw in some slices of carrot or chunks of bok choy. I also keep a constantly growing cup of green onions on the windowsill so i always have toppings

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 7d

the brand is prima taste i believe, and the packets are this signature black. I've had the curry, the laksa, and the chili crab so far. fave atm is the curry, but that might just be cuz i haven't made the crab correctly yet

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 7d

truuu. but i will say when i say fancy i mean this stuff has like crab paste in it and costs five bucks a pack lol. feels like im throwing cash down the drain not eatin' it right

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 7d

fucked up a fancy packet of instant noodles. how, you may ask? well this is the first time I've ever had the type of packet where you boil the noodles separately and THEN stir fry them with the sauce packets instead of adding them to water. needless to say this is not a very sauceful meal :/

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 7d

FATTY MEAT AND STRONG ASS WINE

HIT WITH PERSIAN SPEAR BUT FINE

STRONG ASS WINE AND FATTY MEAT

ANCIENT PERSIAN SPEAR DEFEAT

EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 8d

Guy who just got hit with a Persian spear: only fatty meats and wine can save me

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 7d

Went to the bar the other night and had a staring contest with Lenin

A bar wall with lamps, a pool cue stand, and a large framed portrait of lenin

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 9d

As it goes

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 13d

my dad added salt to a recipe that uses salted jellyfish and unintentionally created one of the worst first bites of food i've ever had. another in the ongoing joke we have of "were this imperial china, this would be a beheading offence"

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 21d

I'm joining the war on Autism on the side of the Autism.

Maomoa from Apothecary Diaries

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 17d

HELL YEAH

Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 17d

im fighting the fucking depression demons rn with the canada post strike again and you know that 4chan greentext that was like "one time a nurse asked me hey, are you like, legit sad?" well. A car just passed in front of my apartment and all you could hear, faintly, is "DJ KHALED!!!"

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 21d

OOOOH YES PLS

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24d

ughghgh not the random fall heatwave confusing the trees again... the last three days have been nothing but sinus hell

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24d

it would explain the elements of the dream where the lights were fading in and out with a countdown on what seemed to be an overhead speaker

Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 24d

on it boss