Mia the Calligrapher
@tspcalligrapher.bsky.social
you know what it is, shitposter, merchant of vicious mockery, inking up the internet for nearly a decade. I write your funny words magic man
see i always have a designated hear me out that I think works best because without fail people ask me to explain myself despite it (in my opinion) not being all that out there. Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot from Batman the Animated Series. Fuck you veronica, I would have cherished that man.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
see i always have a designated hear me out that I think works best because without fail people ask me to explain myself despite it (in my opinion) not being all that out there. Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot from Batman the Animated Series. Fuck you veronica, I would have cherished that man.
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Years ago, I wrote Tom Lehrer a letter asking if he would be open to an interview, knowing full well that he would likely reject me. I assumed I would never hear from him, but to my surprise, he responded and rejected me. I am honored to have been rejected by such a legend. RIP Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Years ago, I wrote Tom Lehrer a letter asking if he would be open to an interview, knowing full well that he would likely reject me. I assumed I would never hear from him, but to my surprise, he responded and rejected me. I am honored to have been rejected by such a legend. RIP Tom Lehrer.
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
Me, trying to explain Omegaverse to a deeply offline hockey bro: okay so, you know the goalie, yeah?
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me, trying to explain Omegaverse to a deeply offline hockey bro: okay so, you know the goalie, yeah?
Heated rivalry and chucks coronation are inextricably linked in my mind because both are instances of me not minding my canadian tax dollars putting in the work. (They gave us a free BBQ lunch in the park when Charlie boy got his crown)
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Heated rivalry and chucks coronation are inextricably linked in my mind because both are instances of me not minding my canadian tax dollars putting in the work. (They gave us a free BBQ lunch in the park when Charlie boy got his crown)
i love putting ingredients from wildly different income brackets in one sandwich. why yes, i WILL put in hunks of holiday luncheon tinned meat I bought at the dollarstore right on to prosciutto from the co-op that comes to twenty dollars at a minimum
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
i love putting ingredients from wildly different income brackets in one sandwich. why yes, i WILL put in hunks of holiday luncheon tinned meat I bought at the dollarstore right on to prosciutto from the co-op that comes to twenty dollars at a minimum
Tits the season everyone, time to get your health stabs. I'm typing this from the waiting chair of the drugstore whilst I wait 10-15 to see if the vaccines (flu, covid) will explode me
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tits the season everyone, time to get your health stabs. I'm typing this from the waiting chair of the drugstore whilst I wait 10-15 to see if the vaccines (flu, covid) will explode me
The local mom and pop convenience/grocery has a pinup wall if recurring shoplifters and one of these dudes got papped at a bonkers ass Jojo pose walk that I can't help staring at everytime they're ringing up my energy drinks
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The local mom and pop convenience/grocery has a pinup wall if recurring shoplifters and one of these dudes got papped at a bonkers ass Jojo pose walk that I can't help staring at everytime they're ringing up my energy drinks
the absolute funniest side effect of the VAs being who they are on Dispatch is that of the fanfic i've sampled so far it becomes SUPER clear when the author's a fan of cr1tikal. all of Sonar's lines are INSTANTLY and perfectly in-line with whatever pours out of charlie's mouth on a random tuesday
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
the absolute funniest side effect of the VAs being who they are on Dispatch is that of the fanfic i've sampled so far it becomes SUPER clear when the author's a fan of cr1tikal. all of Sonar's lines are INSTANTLY and perfectly in-line with whatever pours out of charlie's mouth on a random tuesday
Walked into a small film theater to use the restrooms, walked out to realize there are people with appetizer tables and documenting cameras did I just crash a small premier to shit
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Walked into a small film theater to use the restrooms, walked out to realize there are people with appetizer tables and documenting cameras did I just crash a small premier to shit
listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook. damn the void sure is just Wales huh
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook. damn the void sure is just Wales huh
I will take any opportunity to get more soup per soup
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I will take any opportunity to get more soup per soup
What they don't tell you about d tier internet fame is that you get Tony hawked in around 15% of all comment sections you come across doomscrolling
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What they don't tell you about d tier internet fame is that you get Tony hawked in around 15% of all comment sections you come across doomscrolling
god damnit the silly frustration when you're commenting something you think is a unique observation and then the guy in the video commentating/analyzing the footage says the same thing so you fuckin just wasted 2 minutes of your time
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
god damnit the silly frustration when you're commenting something you think is a unique observation and then the guy in the video commentating/analyzing the footage says the same thing so you fuckin just wasted 2 minutes of your time
huffing the air from my freshly opened packet of shrimp crackers like I'm ripping the fattest bump
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
huffing the air from my freshly opened packet of shrimp crackers like I'm ripping the fattest bump
on today's weird music deep cut: the backing tracks of the old xxxholic anime sound EXACTLY like something that would show up on Pesterquest
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
on today's weird music deep cut: the backing tracks of the old xxxholic anime sound EXACTLY like something that would show up on Pesterquest
Tomorrow morning I gotta make a Ottawa to Toronto drive... So soon after the Jays loss... Hopefully the city hasn't burned to the ground
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Tomorrow morning I gotta make a Ottawa to Toronto drive... So soon after the Jays loss... Hopefully the city hasn't burned to the ground
This is such a s specific Cut but does anyone think ramalama sounds like the burger shop game soundtrack
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is such a s specific Cut but does anyone think ramalama sounds like the burger shop game soundtrack
"oopsie doopsie your reply rate is lagging! :)" ETSY!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU ARE HERE TO BE A POS AND THAT IS FUCKING IT. YOU ARE NOT A STOREFRONT YOU ARE NOT A MARKETING TOOL YOU EXIST TO ALLOW WEIRDOS I FUNNEL IN FROM OTHER WEBSITES TO PUNCH THEIR MAILING ADDRESSES TO RECEIVE GOLDEN SHITPOSTS!!!
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"oopsie doopsie your reply rate is lagging! :)" ETSY!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU ARE HERE TO BE A POS AND THAT IS FUCKING IT. YOU ARE NOT A STOREFRONT YOU ARE NOT A MARKETING TOOL YOU EXIST TO ALLOW WEIRDOS I FUNNEL IN FROM OTHER WEBSITES TO PUNCH THEIR MAILING ADDRESSES TO RECEIVE GOLDEN SHITPOSTS!!!
sometimes im opening up ms paint
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
sometimes im opening up ms paint
this office comes with a builtin armwarmer
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this office comes with a builtin armwarmer
wait wait who the HELL is the english VA for the brother in "may i ask for one more thing" because HELLO??? YOU CAN'T JUST USE "DONNYBROOK" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION, IS THERE A CANADA IN THIS FANTASY EUROPE???
October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
wait wait who the HELL is the english VA for the brother in "may i ask for one more thing" because HELLO??? YOU CAN'T JUST USE "DONNYBROOK" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION, IS THERE A CANADA IN THIS FANTASY EUROPE???
roughgrougruh i want rat meal i want cheeses and tinned fish and miscellaneous chunks of produce
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
roughgrougruh i want rat meal i want cheeses and tinned fish and miscellaneous chunks of produce
s/o to the middle aged geeksquad employee who saw my laptop's fucked up keyboard drivers for 5 seconds, then took a single minute to log into store wifi, find update menus that I couldn't find now if I tried, and download a dozen drivers that fixed everything before asking me if i had a membership
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
s/o to the middle aged geeksquad employee who saw my laptop's fucked up keyboard drivers for 5 seconds, then took a single minute to log into store wifi, find update menus that I couldn't find now if I tried, and download a dozen drivers that fixed everything before asking me if i had a membership