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Posts random out of context quotes from The Simpsons Game (2007) Also on Twitter (@TSG_Quotes) and Mastodon (@[email protected]) Run by @edness.bsky.social
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Ralph: I want to be a mob when I grow up!
Groundskeeper Willie: Willie's too slippery for ye English!
Mini-Krusty: Who loves a thousand mini-Krusties!
Marge: What an exciting time we live in!
Marge: It's not too late to get your G.E.D's.
Kearney: I hope these aliens have some lunch money.
Hobbit Todd: Bible violence go!
Nelson: Let's cut out the middleman - give me Bart's allowance. I wanna buy the Itchy and Scratchy game.
Kent Brockman: Ah ha ha ha, That's very flattering.
Small Alien #2: It's a shame to attack, but they had their chance to kill themselves.
Judge Snyder: I object!... to global warming.
Barney: Hey, I should feel no pain!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: There may or may not be an incident at the museum. I advise you not to get involved.
Homer: Yughh! Put some clothes on!
Poochie: CHECK IT! / P TO THE DOUBLE-O "CH" I E / I'M THE DOG ON (BEEP) WHO'S TO THE EXTREME / WAZZUP MY GANGSTAS, PIMPS AND HOS / MY HOOD IS CLEAN AND NOW IT BLOWS / A BABY GIRL SKANK AND A BLUE HAIRED HOOCHIE / POP A CAP IN THEY ASSES, SO SAYS POOCHIE!
Lisa: Video game engine self-destruct button!
Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order.
Cletus: I can'ts wait fer casual Friday.
Lisa: I support stronger gun-control laws!