Funnel's Cakes 🧡🔞
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Weird kinks ahead, no minors :3 M, any pronouns, genderfluid, 25 MTG obsessed 🔃🇺🇲🙃 Don't follow if you don’t want to see explicit furry kink content! Interests include art, design, breeding, and all sorts of vore Vers Switch Pred Prey Pet Freak ヽ(´ω`)ノ
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Hey everybody! This is Funnel, the dog with pants.

His leggings are a weighty flap of living skin that hangs off his ankles. He thinks they're neat.

When he isn't busy keeping his pants up, he'll be behind the counter of his "Funnel's Cake" stand. He smells of fried batter and powdered sugar :3
Huuuge fan of prey being far gone before they're in all the way :>
Need a Leafeon to use Grass Knot on me tbh
Goin to the 'patch wit da faam. Gon git sum PUNKINS wit da faaam~🎶
Nsfw, pregnancy
When you said you were holding an egg shower we were expecting them to already be layed...

No no! Continue, please! ///w///
You will. However rough I may be. Lay down, dog.
Tiny shortstack kiwi girl!!@!
She loves numbers and does everyone's taxes <3
Too short to drive >:(
Always wanting to help mealprep (she chops the vegetables)
Spinning you up on a fork to make noodle noodles to slurp up 😋
Our daddies brought forth on this condiment
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Fox has been added into the game, and with this we're about ready to upload the new build for betatesting!
#babaisyou
Been able to kill my nostalgia and stop buying into certain things (Disney, Harry Potter, Nintendo, Xbox, lego, etc.) for a few reasons- mostly expense. But yeah, still see a lot of adult fans buy into big longstanding brand names despite obviously unprecedented price gouging.
Yeah, seeing a lot of remixing past media over original works. Mainstream media leaning too heavily on past wins, milking nostalgia. Film industry mainly.

As a MTG fan who's seen sets go from a handful of collabs to 50% brand deals as mainline sets in 2 years my heart aches.
Dunno the context but it's probably true
Dog
Dogestion
Dog has uvula/indifferent
Dog eats 1-3 dogs world
Dog ;3c
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Today is monday in japan
Snuck past a particular infamous gatekeeping boss. Went back and beat it to open a door I was already on the other side of :v
You get to make up scar stories :3

"I had double heart surgery"
"Gator got me back in '07. Docs barely got mah nips back on"
"Saw trap"
"I was bit by a doormouth shark"