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TrueAphelion

@trueaphelion.bsky.social

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Not smart enough to be a nerd, not cool enough to be a geek. Tabletop and video games.

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 10h

We're going to have to pass some serious reform to ever be able to participate in global politics again.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 10h

Why not both?

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 11h

No argument here. I have friends who aren't sure how to make ends meet. Just for a party that claims to love capitalism should really hate this.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, I know white privilege exists. I just have a brother who thought he was going to waltz into an ivy league despite being from an upper lower class family in the middle of nowhere and ever since he's believed that he went to a state school because of brown people.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 11h

Real laugh and real pain. That would explain one of my brothers.

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 14h

Pretty sure capitalism isn't supposed to include the government fixing prices.

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 14h

And definitely not barefoot.

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 14h

I get cleanliness concerns, but "working with waste water" doesn't mean "wading through waste water" .

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 21h

All those people who think they might be rich one day. This should prove it. You're not supposed to be one of them. They don't want you to join the club. Even if you miraculously get that chance, they will use the laws they paid for to make sure you are excluded.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 21h

Bonus points for writing in gel pen that glows in the black lights.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 21h

Ok, but I want to see the John Roberts v. Benedict Arnold rap battle.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 21h

Normalize? That sounds like the tldr of my life.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 21h

Mathematically, I hate this so much.

Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23h

"How Do Adventurers Die?"

Source: QuestBusters, March 1988.

An infographic summarizing how adventurers die.

Reposted by TrueAphelion

Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 23h

"How Do Adventurers Die?"

Source: QuestBusters, March 1988.

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 23h

These freeloading kids living off their parents.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 1d

We'd have fewer cases of we didn't test so much smh

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 1d

I hope he has a good couch, cause he has no business in that bedroom rn.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, a rich white man who thinks he knows better.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 1d

Asking for millions of people.

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 1d

So when they don't, what happens?

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TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 2d

Also a 5 yo should be able to handle "eat what's on your plate, not what's on others." Special needs weren't mentioned so I'm assuming they're not part of the equation. Creepy age gap aside, if these kids aren't used to basic boundaries and your bf isn't backing you 100% with ALL of the kids, run.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 7d

At what point can Tylenol sue?

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 7d

We have blond hair dye, so yeah probably.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 7d

...bet.

TrueAphelion @trueaphelion.bsky.social · 7d

THE BOOKSHOP CAT!!!

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